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Different ways of thinking lead to different behaviors and decisions, and change leads to different lives.

It turns out that writing 4000 words in one breath feels like this.

Although there is also the idea of playing mobile phones in the middle,

But it was quickly cut off and wrote 4 100 words in one breath.

I didn't go to the bathroom, I didn't button my cell phone,

Just quietly, I wrote my heart by hand.

This feeling is really good. Writing and sports are really human's best friends.

I just read some articles about the way of thinking.

I was not interested in such an article.

But now if you want to develop in an all-round way,

You must dabble in things you don't like,

There are five types of thinking modes:

The first is to express data and information, such as departmental reports, or work summaries, weekly work reports, monthly reports and annual reports;

The second way is to ask questions and think reversely. For example, what should I do if I repeat the college entrance examination for one year or fail? I buy this house, what should I do if the house price falls? Beyond our consumption, what should we do if the economic crisis can't afford the loan? Help you understand the matter itself more clearly;

The third is creative thinking. The electric baking pan can not only bake cakes, but also barbecue. If disadvantages become advantages, make full use of all resources;

The fourth is intuitive thinking, subconscious reaction and judgment.

The fifth is the way of thinking with long-term interests. For example, it is no good for girls to study, which is even worse for poor families at present. But girls who have studied for 10 years or more can earn more money, live a better life and contribute to the development of their families.

Different ways of thinking bring different behaviors and decisions and change different lives. This is what people used to say.

That's true,

No boss likes employees who can't say a word clearly, report without results or drag their feet;

Investors don't like to be asked, but are stunned companies;

In the process of dealing with things, tasting needs our creative thinking.

Different from the past, it is still more advanced technology to deal with it;

Fourth, in our life, we occasionally need intuitive judgment.

Instead of looking back and forth and swinging from side to side.

A little impulse and inspiration are beneficial to the success of things.

Maybe some of the things we are doing now are not good,

But in the long run, the effect is still remarkable and outstanding.

For example, Jimmy Lin and Degang Guo,

Two stars of similar age,

The former is like a teenager in his early twenties.

The latter is like a middle-aged uncle.

Jimmy Lin keeps exercising for one hour every day, and has never stopped for more than twenty years.

Sports, everyday things,

Although it seems to be a delay,

The fast pace of our daily modern life,

No time to exercise,

But if you make time for rest and sleep to exercise,

Over time, the effect is very outstanding.

Therefore, when we think about problems, we should also add a little consideration for long-term prospects.

If I hadn't thought of it, my children wouldn't have to work hard from scratch like me in the future.

I've had enough of the hardships of life,

I don't have to buy a house and buy another one.

Since graduation, job-hopping has never stopped.

After my first day at my previous company,

Go to work in the next company the next day,

Just to make more money.

Except for naked resignation, which lasted for three months,

The only time I worked in naked resignation for five years,

Let me have enough time to visit Hohhot,

Meet old classmates,

Take a rest in my hometown county,

Look around and enjoy the slow pace.

In fact, the remaining three months were very fruitful.

At least it's more rewarding than working for three months in a row for five years.

In the process of chatting with Teacher Wang after lunch at noon, I suddenly learned that:

My cousin, who is ten years younger than me, has now dropped out of school to work in Guangzhou.

She said it without a trace of heartache, saying that she worked in an optical factory.

I want to send my grandmother back to my hometown.

After listening to it, I was surprised.

Because in my impression,

That little brother is still very young,

One or two years ago, when I visited my grandmother's relatives, I also went to a nearby primary school with him.

He was only in the third grade at that time.

Last time I pushed the road with him, he went to a vocational high school.

Now I have dropped out of school to work.

One of his sisters went to a junior college,

The other sister is a teacher in kindergarten.

Both sisters are beautiful.

Since graduation, I have found a job outside and never go home for the New Year.

Based on my experience in the past 30 years,

After graduating from high school,

It means one foot, stepping into the university gate,

However, most people who go to vocational high schools have no good results.

Of course, the husband of the overbearing president is a special case.

From vocational high school, I was admitted to the military school.

And this little cousin didn't finish the second year of vocational high school.

I was forced to drop out of school because of fighting with my classmates.

I scolded Mr. Wang on the phone: "why are you so calm?" If it is your son, you must have entered the school! " "

She said slowly, "That's my nephew, not my son."

I then asked, "Did you cut the old city high school?" ,

She said, "I cut it a long time ago."

I said, "Those students who didn't do well in the exam, students from rural areas have lost their dream of high school, and fewer people will be admitted to the university."

She said, "Then what?"

I tried my best to persuade Mr. Wang to let my little cousin continue to study in high school on the phone.

Anyway, I'm only 18 years old now, and I'm only 2 1 year old after finishing high school.

It's no big deal, just go to a junior college,

You can stop doing the bottom work,

No longer engaged in assembly line work.

But she was indifferent, and I was heartbroken.

I still remember that in July 2006, my little cousin's father came to see my sister and said nothing when he met me.

Just say, "Listen to your mother. You didn't get in, did you?"

I was so angry at once!

Say it: "Well, I didn't pass the exam!"

I don't care about him anymore. He went into the house, sat alone for a while and left.

When Mr. Wang came back, he blamed me for not cooking for my uncle.

When I told you the details, Miss Wang stopped blaming me.

Now 13 years have passed,

Little cousin doesn't even have a chance to take the college entrance examination.

These two cousins also passed the exam.

I wonder if my uncle still remembers what he said to me that year?

I am even more angry that I failed the exam.

No comfort, no solution, will continue out of thin air.

It is difficult for such parents to raise excellent children.

It is natural to ruin children's studies.

Today, I also said a word to Mr. Wang.

If only Xiaowu were in the east, otherwise my second uncle would not be able to close his eyes when he died of old age.

Teacher Wang went on to say, "Now my parents are happy in the East!"

I said, "much better than before."

Parents give strength, and children may become talents.

If parents don't give strength, children may go astray.

Children are human beings, but youth is hard to come by.

How competitive is such a child to enter the society?

The outside world is really wonderful,

But the outside world is also very helpless.

Only brave men in armor can survive in the social jungle environment of bullets.

I have always felt that the fast pace of modern life in Shenzhen is not a good place.

It's just a place to exercise your ability and test your level.

In big cities, there are all kinds of places to eat, wear, live and travel.

There is a feast,

There is a world of flowers,

But big cities need the best people to feed back.

It absorbs the blood of thousands of people at the bottom to dedicate to those who raise the top of the pyramid.

If I can choose, I want to try various lifestyles.

But a tree seedling,

When you can only make firewood,

Was cut off,

It never lost the moment when it became a tree in the sky.

Sometimes I have this dream:

Help children who are not learning well,

Give them money from junior high school to high school.

After being admitted to the university,

Let him use his student loan to complete his studies.

Yes, the students I want to help are in the six years from Grade One to Grade Three.

A student 1000 yuan a year, only 6,000 yuan in six years.

I'm going to sponsor 10 students.

This is my dream.

I don't know when it will be realized,

My motivation is to make the parents of these students realize that reading can make money.

Whether it is compulsory education or full-time higher education,

Not to mention that everyone can see that they can work easily after graduating from college.

Although I'm still in debt,

Although this morning, when I thought about the upcoming bill,

I was wide awake at once.

I was so anxious that I could only walk downstairs for half an hour.

Listen to the story of the Three Kingdoms for more than 2,000 years.

Besides the pressure of life,

There are many, many other things to do,

So I hope I can earn a lot of money and help many, many teenagers.

Help them step by step from the uncertainty and chaos of life to tomorrow.

Let them go further and affect the already degraded family environment.

We really can't choose our parents, choose our origins,

We can only choose to study hard.

But more reading,

Away from the pain of social work and life.

The hardships of youth are only personal,

This is only temporary,

However, the hardships of adulthood will inevitably bring hardships and sadness to the whole family.

Especially after they have to take on the responsibility of being parents,

Their lives will be more painful and helpless.

As advocated in the news, just as parents need certification,

This license needs to be explained in detail:

Education, family, working conditions, living conditions, age, illness, personality and other details.

Many, many parents will be disqualified

I'd rather have such restrictions in society,

It seems cruel to deprive those people of their reproductive rights.

But it can also avoid all kinds of problems and tragedies brought by unqualified parents and children's education and rearing to a certain extent.

Maybe society will never legislate,

But I am still looking forward to such a season of spring thunder.

Of the four children under my uncle's knee,

My little cousin is the youngest,

There is a big brother, a big sister and a second sister above him.

And eldest brother (cousin) has been divorced for 3-4 years.

The reason is the contradiction between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, and eldest brother can't support the family.

Finally, the new wife left her uncle's house.

Besides, big cousin never wants to go home again.

His 2-year-old daughter became the second aunt's child and played dirty all day.

My second uncle has always been a loser in the eyes of my third uncle.

My uncle's wife and aunt have become synonymous with incompetence, greed, laziness, meanness and ignorance in the eyes and mouths of all relatives.

Even relatives get together and say how backward my uncle's family is.

What a cowardly plot.

I am disgusted with this and don't like to participate in such a topic discussion.

I don't want to hear this either. place

I don't have a good relationship with other relatives, which doesn't matter.

People are trampled by the strong,

I think this is normal.

But trampled by their own relatives,

I just feel cruel.

In fact, the conditions of the big uncle and the third uncle's house are not particularly good.

Just a little better than a normal family.

But if you fall behind, you will be defeated. My uncle deserved it.

But what about a family, the old and the young? Why do you want to become smelly shit in other people's mouths?

In such a poor and backward family,

The contradiction between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is also very strong.

This is a kind of irony and joke:

Second, my aunt is holding her new daughter-in-law.

That many people are lazy and greedy,

Finally, the new wife and children were abandoned.

Marry someone else.

Second, my aunt is completely honest and has no new wife to bully her.

In modern society, Jun Jun, priest and father, Koniko,

You can only speak by strength.

Whoever has the ability is responsible,

In such a family, no one has the ability.

For a new wife who just got married,

It is also a disaster.

Husband is not considerate and does not make money;

Mother-in-law plays a little temper,

My father-in-law is also stingy and incompetent.

Sister-in-law is not easy to get along with,

What can I do if such an environment does not make people escape? Timely stop loss is also a skill.

Second, don't blame her new wife for being lazy and greedy.

Why don't you make your home richer,

Material is extremely rich.

Instead of using the rules of the older generation to ask the new wife to talk about five things, four beauties and three loves,

Sacrifice yourself to complete a big family as soon as you enter the door.

It's 2 1 century,

Every girl grew up in her own home like a princess.

It is estimated that not many people are willing to bear the things that make people feel wronged.

What's more, the original family conditions of the new wife are ok.

Her parents are still open-minded, supportive and divorced happily.

A new wife gets married and has children,

Big cousin has no wife,

The little girl has no mother,

I can only stay at my grandparents' house,

Started a new round of miserable life.

Writing here, my heart is a little low,

I don't know why things are getting worse,

I didn't know that some people would become so insensitive.

Why some people can live so happily.

Perhaps in such a big swamp, once people step in, they will be dragged into the water mercilessly and will never be able to go ashore again until they suffocate.

I'm afraid my little cousin will follow in the footsteps of my big cousin again.

That way, my second uncle and second aunt are exhausted, and I can't tell my ancestors.

But the way to stop the little cousin from sliding down was ruined by himself.

This process makes people helpless and dumbfounding.

This world is not without solutions.

It is that you have a good idea, but you ignore it.

It's nice to have a smart person around,

It's good to have an elder who can give you advice.

Of course, the premise is that you can hear good advice from others in the future.

Stop here!

Sister Li Er wrote it on 2019-6-1410: 23am.