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"Meng Po's Things" (1)
"Old woman, you are so stupid!! You didn't drink the soup at all! Ahhhhh... I'm so angry!" When Yan Hao found Meng Han, she was struggling in the dog hole in the wall of the Hong Mansion. He roared and pulled her out, spinning her around and yelling curses.
Meng Han patted his butt and stood up. He took out his handkerchief and wiped his hands clean carefully as if no one else was watching. Then he glanced at Yan Hao who was still cursing and said softly, "... Tired If you're not tired, take a break."
"You, you, you..." Yan Hao jumped up.
"Also, I am Meng Han in her prime now, not that old woman Meng Po, Yan, Wang, Da, Ye." Meng Han continued to say slowly, and then looked at the man who was with her with disgust. Than the quite mature Yan Hao.
"..."
Well, you heard it right, the above two are the two overlords of the underworld, the King of Hell and Po Meng. To say why they are here... you have to start from the three... Talked about it days ago.
It is said that Po Meng is also a tyrant in the underworld, but this tyrant also has troubles and forgets that it was hundreds of years ago. The bored Po Meng drank her own soup and jumped into the path of reincarnation. Many things will happen in the future. That's when the trouble started.
Po Meng was reincarnated as an ordinary lady from aristocratic family, and successfully captured the young and handsome Prince Hong whom she met by chance. It was an extremely poignant and touching story of patience. Of course, in the end, Just like the endings of those very regrettable novels, Prince Hong died heroically for the beauty, and the beauty also went away, and Po Meng of the underworld returned to her place...
? Although it was only a short life, this was the first time she tasted love. Po Meng was quite brooding over the unsatisfactory ending of this story, but she could only put it in her heart and it became a worry. It wasn’t until she accidentally sent back the missing princess of the Tiangong Prince that she had a chance to return there. World, but this is just an illusion, just to solve her heartache.
This time she also wanted to drink soup, but she escaped. This is why the King of Hell was upset when he found her.
"What are you doing here? It's a parade. Go back, Lord Hell. Your delicate body can't stand this." Meng Han wiped the table, curled his lips and wiped the ash on his hand in disgust. On Yan Hao.
"Then you still let me live in the woodshed?!!" Yan Hao looked at the place in front of him that was full of spiders and spat out stars of saliva.
"There is nothing I can do. You also know that I am a lady now. Raising a man at home... if word spreads about it, my reputation will be ruined." Meng Han plucked his ears and raised his feet gracefully. Trample to death a spider that can make many ladies scream.
"...Does this king need you to support me? I'm going to stay at the inn!" Yan Hao snorted heavily, turned around and left.
Meng Han behind him curled his lips. It’s best not to show up again. How could a fool show up in our ladylike romance?
However, the next moment her smile froze on her delicate face, "Aren't you going to stay in an inn?" Meng Han shouted to Yan Hao who came back.
"Ah... I suddenly remembered that I have magic power. From now on, I will live in your house. No one else can see me anyway." He said with a sudden realization.
Meng Han did not fly into a rage. Instead, he arched his eyebrows, grinned and smiled kindly at Yan Hao, "Okay... ah..."
Yan Hao couldn't help but tremble. This old woman has always been able to do anything. Alas, he has such a hard life.
"Sir, are you okay?" Meng Han whispered worriedly to Hong An, who had just woken up.
Hong An did not answer her, but looked at the surrounding environment quite vigilantly. There was hay under him. This was probably a ruined temple.
"There is some golden sore medicine here. Let me apply it for you." Meng Han took out the medicine as if to check the wound on his arm.
Unexpectedly, Hong An immediately knocked off her hand, picked up the sword that had been in his hand for some time and placed it across Meng Han's neck. He stared at her murderously, but the woman in front of him did not see him. She was panicked as expected, but looked at him nonchalantly and said, "Young master, this arm will be useless if you don't apply medicine on it."
Hong An was a little stunned by her reaction, and slowly raised his sword. He put it away and looked down at the woman who was applying medicine on his arm seriously.
She has a generous manner and picturesque features. Judging from the fabric of her clothes, she must be the daughter of a well-educated family. She frowned when she saw the wound, blew on it gently, and then carefully poured the medicine on her arm. superior.
At this time, Meng Han's heart: Oh, my little sweetheart, why is it so badly injured, but it makes me feel so distressed. It's been a long time since I saw you, and my little sweetheart is still so handsome, and his clothes are so beautiful, unlike him. That King of Hell wears a black robe every day. No, what do I think the old man is doing? Ah... you are so careful...
"How... did you get me here?" He remembered that he lost too much blood and fainted in the woods.
Meng Han freed up his hand and pointed at the cart that could be seen in the corner outside. Hong An was stunned. He could not imagine how a weak woman, a young lady with no fingers, could pull the cart with difficulty. , and the heavyweight man on the bus, who was sweating like rain but had no hands to wipe it off...
"...Thank you" As a prince, he has almost never said thank you to others. Today, this woman deserves him A word of thanks.
Meng Han placed the golden medicine next to him, packed up the hay beside him, and lit a fire for him to keep warm at night.
? "I will come again tonight," Meng Han stood up, patted the grass on his body, and lowered his head slightly.
"No matter how cold-blooded the prince is, he can't help but soften his heart under this meticulous care."
"It's okay. I also raised a kitten outside before. I'm leaving." She smiled softly.
"..."
Hong An: Does she mistake herself for a cat?
Meng Han: Be careful, I have to play hard to get, otherwise why would you fall in love with me? Wait for me, I will be back soon!
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