China homophonic joke 50 words.

A buddy took me to the bookstall and proudly asked the boss, "Is there Liu Bei?"

I was wondering when the boss dug out two yellow books from the corner and handed them over.

On the way back, I asked, "Why is Uncle Huang called Liu Bei?"

He whispered to me, "Uncle".

Little novice monk asked the old monk who was meditating, "Master, where is compassion?" The old monk raised his right hand, pointed to the door, closed his eyes and said nothing. Little novice monk suddenly realized that everything in the world, whether it's dignitaries, peddlers and pawns, or flowers, birds, insects and fish, has compassion everywhere. When the old monk saw the little novice monk standing there motionless, he said, "The white one on the table outside the door is the porcelain cup!" " "