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Tell me about your silly mood. Tell me about yourself. 202 1 Blame yourself for being stupid and naive.
You are so miserable that you want to drown your sorrows in wine, but he is indifferent and still handsome. Don't be silly, love has successors, and no one can be good.
You say you love him, and he can give you a home. I said, honey, don't be silly. Did he say yes or were you dreaming?
4. Is it silly to watch you walk towards the so-called freedom but smile and let it go?
Try to reach things that are too stupid to reach.
6. You always say that we can't be best friends without going through any difficulties, and we are just friends no matter how well we play. Do you know what I want to laugh at? I'm stupid.
7. They all call me stupid, naive and simple. The moment I saw their chat records, I realized that I really disturbed him.
8. Dear girl, don't be silly. You still have to go on.
9. I laughed at her for being too stupid and naive, and at me for being too stupid and serious.
10. We are all stupid enough to think that we can go back to the past and be as complete as the past.
1 1. Girl, are you stupid enough to think that he will pay attention to you if you delete your friends? In his eyes, it is only a matter of one more person and one less person, which may be a relief for him.
12. Love can't be obtained by constant efforts. Those who are willing to pay are just stupid.
13. Being hurt too deeply, loving too stupidly and thinking too much really scares me.
14. Well, I just deleted an album with thousands of flowers. Stupid/bright/yellow calendar/
15. The reason why I don't delete the bitch is not because of nostalgia, but because I want to see how his dynamics are forced. Instead, she deleted me and blamed me for being too stupid and blind to take that bitch seriously.
16. Actually, you have no problem. It's just that I was stupid, naive and soft-hearted, which led to my final scars.
17. They said everything was because I was too stupid and persistent. Maybe so. I always think too much about everything.
18. I have nothing. Sadly, I thought you would feel bad about it, but you didn't. Am I stupid or am I too persistent in the play and take jokes seriously?
19. I blame myself for being too stupid and naive to regard that so-called love story as the truth that I can die with.
20. Those infatuated girls who used to laugh silly have become such people now.
2 1. You don't know me at all. Blame me for being so stupid and serious!
22. I am stupid. No one can enter his space like me. Look at his information and see if he wrote about me.
23. It's just my stupidity and naivety that I extended the love of others for one year to you for three years, but you never looked back.
24. Blame yourself for being fooled and tell him everything like a fool.
25. He said he had something to do, and we'll talk later, but you can still see him in the connection or reply to other people's messages. Are we stupid?
26. They broke up. Now that he is with me, he will call her from time to time to care about her. He said she was stupid, and he was worried. Should I keep pretending to be great?
27. It's because I'm stupid that I shouldn't confess to you and trust you completely. I'm not the one you made me cry.
28. You keep saying that you like me. Are you too smart to hide, or am I too stupid to see?
29. Sometimes you are too stupid and naive, but sometimes you know everything. Be careful.
30. I want to give you a lot of touches to remember me, but will it be silly?
3 1. Your promise has not been fulfilled, but I am too stupid to believe you.
32. Is it silly to think about what you have done now?
33. I just found out that every time someone does something wrong, I will forgive them generously. Although the explanation is far-fetched, I still believe that I am stupid.
34. His kindness, his smile and his warmth are not limited to one person. Well, I'm stupid.
35. If you said you loved me just as a joke, then why did you stay with me and leave without feeling? Are you playing with my feelings because I'm stupid?
I never thought that one day you would leave me to find someone else. It's my fault. I'm so stupid and devoted.
37. Should I boast that I am too kind to care, or should I say that I am too stupid to fight?
38. I used to want to hold your hand and watch the sunrise and sunset, wake you up every morning and make you laugh. Now think about me at that time, really stupid and naive.
39. You said that you would accompany me all my life. I was so stupid that I forgot to ask if it was this life or the next life.
40. I originally studied Taekwondo, but later I felt too stupid and gave up. After watching the whirlwind girl, I suddenly have a desire to learn Taekwondo.
Tell me about your silly mood.
I found some silly childish games and gadgets that I have never done or bought. Seeing this game machine, I remembered that my brother wanted to buy me a wreath on Lushan Mountain, but I didn't ask for it. I feel like taking that silly one, but it's also cute!
Tell me about your silly mood.
First, the rain falls because the sky can't bear its weight, and tear drops is because the heart can't bear that kind of injury any more. No one can understand how much happiness or sadness you have in your story except yourself. In this world, there is no empathy, only self-knowledge, so don't open your own wounds and complain to others stupidly. There are more people who sprinkle salt than doctors in this world. We each have our own worries, and no one can comfort or save anyone. After all, we have to grow up and walk the darkest road alone.
Second, I haven't shed tears for a long time, and suddenly I feel so stupid every day. I really don't know what the meaning of my life is. What I should do is not done well. What I should do is so stupid, but I always smoke myself, but my memory is always poor. My mind seems to be full of water, and I feel so decadent that living is meaningless.
Third, once a girl falls in love with someone, so serious and persistent, she must lick her stupid wounds and love herself more. No matter how heartbroken you are, you won't feel it, and you won't appease and guard the last conversation.
Fourth, it's good to be idolized for the first time. When his world is about to collapse, a photo of him smiling can be silly and sweet, with a layer of honey in his heart.
5. I don't know why Stupid, stupid! Longing for maturity, wanting to be like a little girl! I want to get love, but I don't want to give love. I want to find someone who can control myself. I don't want to be oppressed. Contradiction! Little girl, grow up!
6. When your feet are blistered by shoes, but you still can't bear to throw them away, that means you like them! You will feel that there will be a good day, and suddenly one day, this bubble will make you ache day and night, and you will find how unworthy such persistence is, because these shoes have never been distressed by your feet, so why do you believe it foolishly! Only in pain do I know that the foam under my feet is walking by myself!
Seven, except yourself, no one will understand how much happiness or sadness you have in your story. In this world, there is no empathy, only self-knowledge, so don't be stupid enough to expose your own scars and complain about others. There are many people who sprinkle salt in this world. We each have our own worries, and no one can comfort or save anyone. After all, if you want to grow up, you have to walk the darkest road alone ~
Eight, silly me, smoking when I am angry, laughing for a long time when I am happy, and I am easily moved and satisfied. I dare not say that I am excellent, but I am very kind to others. You are good to me, and I will pay you back twice! Because I know to cherish the weight of two words!
9. Whenever the sun shines on the stairs in the classroom corridor, I feel like Kyko Fukuda, and I stretch freely, expecting an idiot who looks like Kamenashi Kazuya to look at me stupidly outside the school. From then on, I became his goddess. Maybe someone has really seen me stretch, but the reality must be an uncle who has just finished farm work.
Ten, I want to go back to the original starting point, knowing that I am very tired, but I still insist stupidly, because I have a direction and a goal at that time. What about now? I can't even sort out my basic life. In fact, what I want to do most now is to walk alone, even without direction, because no one blames me, because I have no burden.
Xi。 I cried when I told my friends about you. Along the way, looking at you is always so sunny, put away all your sadness and digest it yourself. Always silly, never say anything. Nothing matters. I can take it myself. It must be very sad to know that I am a MV hostess and get along well with my younger brothers. I heard the Flash fans crying and singing. When I think of you, I am obviously only an only child, but I am burdened with too much, so independent and so excellent. I can only say that I am ashamed to be a fan.
Twelve, I went home to make up the replay of the live broadcast. When the jersey appeared, I was very moved. I am silly at home, watching TV and clapping. Two jerseys are really legendary. I wonder if anyone can surpass them.
Thirteen, finally understand the harm caused by harmless jokes. When I was a child, I always felt that it was not wrong to speak casually, but free and easy, which was true. Really free and easy, very real. I seem to have been joking before. I don't understand other people's laughter and try not to mind and be embarrassed. I foolishly thought it was an encouragement, encouraging me to continue and play jokes on others, completely unaware of the sadness accumulated in others' hearts. I can't. If I don't talk, just ignore me. If I say it, my savings will turn into anger, just like finding an outlet, an outlet for grievances and anger. I really think that the people who were hurt by my ignorant jokes before are of high quality. In fact, I have long known that I am responsible for what I said, and I have to apologize if I make others sad. Not everyone should accept my similar free and easy. Wrong is wrong. Just pay more attention to correcting it next time. There's nothing to defend. No matter where one's ability is, others want to do it well. In an emergency, you can do nothing, say nothing, and not throw cold water on it. You're already anxious. Why do you have to cooperate with my jokes? I sincerely apologize to those who have been hurt by my ignorance, because when my retribution comes, I feel very angry, wronged and helpless, and I will never think about taking care of each other's face. Sometimes I really feel that one sentence is right. If you talk too much, you lose. There are so many feelings because of a small matter, which also shows that my psychological quality is not good, in fact, my psychological quality is not good at all. If one day I can hold back a word no matter how wronged I am, otherwise my psychological quality will evolve, otherwise I should be completely ignorant.
14. It is undeniable that. Contemporary. Nowadays, many people greet or chat with others in their spare time. You must not be stupid enough to think that you are the one that others need. In fact, you are just the object to vent when others are bored or angry. I hope contemporary people can live sincerely and make friends sincerely. Don't be bored. Loneliness. Empty. Find me.
Fifteen, clearly know the result, but be silly to confirm it yourself, and remember it for a long time, the second time.
Sixteen, 20xx this year, I cried my eyes out, I was stupid and didn't ask for anything in return, I had no choice but to bear it, and I paid without regrets. I said to myself with a silly smile that it would pass, and my heart was as calm as water. What I thought I couldn't get through, has quietly passed. I hope that in 20xx, I will be more happy, less sad, happier, have more money and everything will go well. In 20xx, there is no best, only better.
Seventeen, the beginning of the month is my brother's birthday, I will think that1February is my lucky month, but it seems that I have received more care. Sometimes I feel stupid, just knowing that my heart is warm, saying dry thanks, and I don't know what to do. I was lucky enough to meet everyone and everyone around me. I am still growing up, and there are many things that life can't bear. I will continue to be optimistic and strong. .
Eighteen, insomnia, can't help but spit: Today, I unconsciously offended several colleagues, but I didn't do anything, speechless and upset! After so many years in the workplace, people are still as naive as Xiao Bai. In fact, the workplace is so bustling for the benefit, but I am too stupid, I don't know how to build relationships, I don't know how to form small groups, and I won't fight for my own interests. I lost to myself, silly myself!
Nineteen, on the contrary, I like being silly and upright, not taking shortcuts taken by smart people, and being practical in my heart.
Twenty, I am who I am. I am like a sugarcane, straight and knotted, and my heart is sweet. Don't beat around the bush, one is one, the other is two, and you will be hurt if you are not careful. Although this kind of personality is hard to eat and easy to offend people, I still like this kind of myself, not hypocritical, not calculating others, and like to be stupid. I believe that fools are blessed with fools. My temper drove away many people, but all I left were sincere people who could make friends! Give people heart to heart, water trees and roots! I will cherish those who are worth my efforts, and I will give up those who don't respect them.
Twenty-one, I see, but I still believe in myself foolishly. I don't think self-deception is terrible. The terrible thing is that you are willing to do this when you know it. You are willing to believe that the unknown you never know is what you think.
Twenty-two, I am a brainless girl, silly, and I don't know what I am doing every day. Sometimes I watch too many TV dramas and really want to marry myself right away, but my father says that marriage is a lifelong thing and I am responsible for myself. Not only do you like me, but I like your things. Falling in love is no joke. Marriage is no joke. What I want to consider is a lifetime! Not now. I think it might be better for us to meet again when I am mature.
Twenty-three, Gemini knew that when he was betrayed, he thought that the sky was going to fall; If you hate this man, you should never have anything to do with him. At that time, I recalled all my previous efforts and felt very unwilling. Still silly to insist that as long as you have me in your heart, I will wait for you to face me; This is the heartless and indifferent Gemini. Gemini, are you the same?
202 1 Tell me about your mood and tell yourself.
1, be patient and be strong. One day, your suffering will help you.
There is no man in the world who fully meets your requirements, waiting for you. Feelings need to pay for each other, and running-in is the most appropriate.
3. Never expect, never assume and never ask. Let nature take its course, destiny takes a hand, just as you wish.
4. Be the protagonist in your own life, not the spectator in other people's lives.
5, every day's efforts, just to make the distance closer.
6. Destiny is not waiting, but grasping. Fate is not a noun but a verb. To change your destiny, change your mind first!
7, I am me, fireworks of different colors, the sky is boundless, I want to be the strongest bubble.
8. I'm okay, neither bad nor bad, not surprised nor unhappy, but everything is just right.
9. People who know me think I'm quiet, people who know me think I'm crazy, and only those who know me know that I'm actually sad.
10, success is not how many things you get, but how many things you throw away.
1 1, everything will be fine, even if it is not today, there will be one day.
12, no one can be pure until the end, but don't forget your original self.
13, the unique you are the protagonist, but why do you often run away in other people's lives?
14, no one can bear the pain for you, and no one can take away your strength.
15, say sorry to yourself, because others worked hard for themselves at the beginning.
16, I am not a born king, but I have indomitable blood in my bones.
17, the road you choose, you have to walk on your knees.
18, there will always be a flower that blooms in the coldest time.
19, no matter what, it is always unforgivable for a person to fall under an excuse. The more unloved you are, the more you should love yourself.
20. Don't be sensible too early, don't be too involved in this world, don't love too much, don't sleep too late, don't eat too much, don't be too kind to people, and don't trust too much.
2 1, the road ahead is still far, you may cry, but you must go on and never stop.
22. Every unhappy thing is like a bubble. As long as it meets the sun, it will definitely disappear without a trace.
23. Everyone has two selves, one is awake in the dark and the other is sleeping in the light.
24. The speed of success must exceed the speed at which parents get old.
25. When you feel lonely and helpless, think that there are hundreds of trillions of cells living only for you.
26. I wonder what will happen in the future. All I know is that I want to live a good life now.
27. Don't expect someone to accompany you all your life. Even the shadow will leave you when there is no light.
28, softhearted, is an unfair kindness, fulfilling others, wronged themselves, but being regarded as a fool by others.
29. I hope someone will accompany you around. If not, I wish you to be your own sun.
We will never be as happy as we think, and we will never be as miserable as we think.
3 1, it's not that I don't want to say it, but that I have a lot to say, and it will be safer to keep it in my heart.
32. If you feel disappointed and powerless now, what should you do in the future?
33. Time has told me that the era of unreasonable troubles has passed and it is time to be sensible.
34. Try to be the kind of person you want to be and take the road you want to go.
The real failure is not that you have failed, but that you are willing to fail.
36. I hope the sun is warm, the breeze is not dry, time is not old, friends never leave, and lovers never leave.
I want to work hard for the future and earn a lot of money, not because I love money, but because I don't want to be with anyone because of money, and I don't want to leave anyone because of money.
How many people are there? Give up the person who loves her for the person she loves?
39. Good things don't come to those who wait, but only to those who pursue their goals and dreams.
Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
4 1, many things are beyond your control. Even if you are lonely again, you still have to go on, you can't stop and you can't look back.
42. Smiling doesn't always prove that a person is happy. Sometimes, it just shows that a person is very strong.
43. Is there such a person who once occupied your life, but now he will feel embarrassed even to say hello?
44. You don't deserve your ambition, and you have failed to live up to the hardships you have experienced.
You should remember that everything is hidden in your heart.
46. Don't squeeze into the world you can't squeeze into. Why embarrass others and humiliate yourself.
47. Don't compare me with anyone. I am not anyone's shadow, nor am I a substitute for anyone. Don't know how to be frivolous All I know is that the winner is king.
48. Think of Big Wolf when you are hungry and Logger Vick when you are poor. On the road of youth, there are always people who are worth being strong for.
49. I would rather laugh and cry than cry and regret.
50. It's better to think a thousand times than to do it once. A gorgeous autumn is better than meaningless wandering.
5 1, don't always consider other people's eyes, be yourself, be young and have no regrets.
52. You are still young and don't live together. In the next life, there are thousands of possibilities.
53. I always thought that people are getting old slowly, but they are not. People get old in an instant.
No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
55. If you give up, you shouldn't regret it. You shouldn't remember it if you lose it. Put down what should be put down and quit the drama without ending.
There is always someone better than me, but no one can replace me.
57. Simplicity is inner peace and calmness. Life is too short, there is no need to care too much about life, and there is no need to care too much about advantages and disadvantages.
58. Make the circle smaller, improve your grades, collect stories and purify your mind. What you want now, you will have in the future.
59. When you have negative emotions, don't say mind your mouth. Sometimes it's a state to play dumb.
60. There is a feeling that is more painful than lovelorn, and that is self-inflicted.
6 1. Only when you meet someone you like will you become talkative. I don't want to say a word when I meet someone I don't like.
If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.
63. Maybe I won't get married. When I'm 70 or 80 years old, I'll walk around the street with a group of dogs, and I'll be a cool old lady when I get old.
If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart.
65. Stay at home and you may become a princess. By men, you may become a princess. But on your own, you can be a queen.
In the past, I only cared about the people I cared about. Now I only care about the people who care about me.
67. Some roads, you must go alone. This is not loneliness, but choice.
68. You can't eat too fast until you bite your tongue. People who love to make mistakes know that they can be together without persistence.
69. Don't be melodramatic, don't miss it, and don't look back.
No matter how you cried last night, when you woke up in the morning, the city was still busy.
7 1, tears are not the answer, struggle is the choice. There is only a past that cannot be returned, and there is no tomorrow that cannot be reached.
72. Calm down. Don't take it if it's not yours!
73. In memory, there are always moments that can warm the whole past.
74. As a girl, I have cleverly avoided all the details that make men move. It is not easy to think about it.
75. Trust is the easiest thing to lose and the hardest thing to recover in this world.
76. People who are worse than me have not given up, and people who are better than me are still working hard, so I am not qualified to say that there is nothing I can do!
77. If you don't work hard now, what will you prove to those who abandon you how blind it is in the future?
78. Would you feel sad on your way home without me to carry the lamp for you?
79. When you become more and more beautiful, people will naturally pay attention to you. When you become more and more capable, people will naturally look to you, change yourself, and you will have confidence.
80. Don't forget what you once had. Don't give up what is yours. What has been lost is left as a memory.
8 1, when you determine your own principles, don't give in again and again, learn to say no, and learn to be yourself.
82. The shorter you cut your hair, the simpler you dress and the earlier you go to bed, the less you care.
83. The cool breeze came especially, and I had a dream before waking up. I don't know why, but I know why I regret it.
84. It turns out that some roads don't need company, and you can laugh when you walk alone.
85. Only oneself know whether it hurts or not, and only oneself understand whether it has changed or not. Don't ask me how I am, as long as I don't die.
86. If you don't work hard now, you will work hard in the future. If you don't work hard now, you won't give strength in the future.
87. I will laugh generously, walk generously, laugh wildly and live beautifully.
88. Two people, three views decide whether they are suitable to be together, three meals decide whether they can be stable together, and trust decides whether they can be together for a long time.
89. Now I don't deserve to shout tired, because I have nothing.
90. I dug my own hole, jumped myself, and finally I couldn't climb out.
9 1, a glass of wine to touching youth, another glass to wayward life, and the last glass to my heart.
92. Never fully believe what you see with your own eyes. Probably what you want to see.
93. There are always people who are better looking, smarter and younger than you, but no one can replace you.
94. May the person you love just love you, and the person you miss just come to your side.
From now on, I no longer expect what I lost to come back, but cherish what I have now.
96. There are two paths in life. A person needs to go with his heart, which is called a dream. One who needs to walk with his feet is called reality.
97. True peace is not to avoid the noise of cars and horses, but to care for a flower in your heart.
98, like a person, is to see his advantages. To love someone is to tolerate his shortcomings. Like is a kind of mood, and love is an emotion.
99. The beginning is beautiful, the process is tiring, the ending is sad, and it is difficult to wake up.
100, there are no ifs in life, only consequences and results. Ask people less why and more why.
10 1, some people like you, some people hate you, some people appreciate you, face it with joy and be the best you can be.
202 1 tell yourself and your mood. Talk about phrases.
1. Everyone is primitive at birth. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.
There is nothing good about people, but the degree of bad is different.
There are some things that we don't understand when we are young, but we are no longer young when we know them.
Born in this world, there is no feeling that is not full of holes.
Perhaps, he never loved you as much as you think. Habit is not like, dependence is not love, it is time to be more self-aware, less romantic, or separate, each in his place.
6. What you lost never really belonged to you, so you don't have to regret it.
7. People only care about what they like, so it is obvious whether a person loves you or not.
8. Anything can be simple if you want.
9. When the flowers on the balcony withered, I went to the nearby mountains to pick some beautiful ones. The cinema I used to go to was closed, so I went home and sat on the sofa watching my favorite old movies. Everyone who has been around has left, so they put aside the past and study hard to make money. There are thousands of ways to make yourself happy. Why not let go of dying memories? People will grow up, and things that were once regarded as treasures will gradually become indifferent, just as nothing is indispensable to you. /Shuo Shuo/
10. I often tell myself not to hang myself in the tree, and I got lost in the forest.
1 1. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.
12. I wanted to give the world a warm hug, but I was caught off guard by all directions.
13. How long life is just a story told by others.
14. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stubbornly insist on what you shouldn't insist on.
15. Don't tell others that you had a bad day, and don't say anything to others, because it is useless to say it.
16. Life is like riding a bike. Only by constantly advancing can we maintain balance.
17. When two people are happy together, they want to be together if they are unhappy. This is love.
18. Polite education is not only dry and thin, but also considerate and considerate of others. This test is not only emotional intelligence, but also your kindness.
19. The world is so imperfect that what you want is what you lose.
20. People always cherish what they don't get and forget what they have.
2 1. Maybe a person can only smile when he is really helpless.
I don't know whether it's right or wrong to meet you, but I know I'm glad to meet you.
23. A smoker will never smell his own smoke, just as a loved one will never know how hard it is to love you.
24. I am a wonderful person, why should I run into other people's lives as an episode?
25. Why do you want to prove something to people who are not worth it? Life is better, but for yourself.
26. Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.
27. People who miss your past are always the most vulnerable and like to wait for the rest of their lives to say "I'm fine", but how long can he remember you when you miss your past? Many things are like the weather, hot and cold, and it's already a season when you realize it.
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