A funny poem about slippers

1. What are the sentences about "slippers"? 1. Someone once said that Hua Taishi wears slippers 360 days a year, cotton slippers in winter and sandals in summer.

This statement is correct. His slippers are always old and dirty.

But he walks very fast in slippers. Of course, he doesn't have to walk very fast most of the time. Slippers are worn in residential areas and on the ground. Once he went up the mountain to sweep the grave. He was also a slipper and walked in front with a teacup in one hand. My father joked that his slippers were thanks.

-Xu Yuqing I don't know how to live like a normal person 2. Zhu Yan: Mom, where are the slippers? Chen Xiulan: I really don't know about slippers. Why don't you call them yourself? Zhu Yan: I called it and it said it was out of service.

Gold lawyer 3. Since wearing any shoes is like wearing slippers, it is better to wear real slippers. Slippers, after being used to wearing, always feel that other kinds of shoes are not comfortable enough.

-Add the fat cat "Hello, Lucky" 4. Where is the exponential function? Zhang Feng, facial paralysis, did you kill them while I was in a daze in class? ! Zhang Feng left in a carriage with logs and f(x), and I was crying after him in slippers. -August changan "the best of us" 5. Hard and thin old slippers are still on.

Soft and thick new slippers are still there. 6. Be sure to wear your master's slippers when you walk, and then throw them away. You will find yourself in the process of putting them on and taking them off.

-Wu Guanzhong "How to Deal with Incoming Relations" 7. I bought slippers at a stall last night and asked the boss how much a pair of slippers cost. The boss said 20, I took out 15 and turned to leave. The boss shouted that 5 was missing, and I said 15 love it or not! Don't even bother to talk about the price! So domineering! When I got home, I found that I didn't bring my slippers ... I didn't take them ... 8. Only my coat was left in the closet, and my slippers were missing a pair of feet. -silent king's "Someone" 9. In the face of high winds, eat my slippers-White Car 7 10. A woman always lacks a dress in her wardrobe and a pair of shoes in her shoe cupboard. A man's wardrobe is just a change of underwear, and there are a pair of worn slippers in the shoe cabinet.

2. The funny song of the lyrics of slippers in the first half: slippers Verse 1: That is a childish face. That was when I was a kid.

I am a sunny boy, but I am a little shy.

My reaction is a little slow, like a small stone.

I often lift a big stone and hit myself on the head.

Then I've changed a lot now.

I began to summon up courage to experience many big scenes.

If you want to fight me, I'll meet you at the stadium.

If you lose, you have to treat me to a big bowl of fried noodles.

I have grown up, and I won't let time to go back.

I have to work hard by myself. I am not a rich second generation.

I'm not surprised that many girls chase me.

But now I don't seem to have time to fall in love

They were all surprised that my wording was too spicy ~

Because soon, I will be a superstar.

I'm making rapid progress, so they're all scared ~

Now I'm slowly becoming Ploval. . . . Wende: I want to be popular! ! . . . . Version 2:

I'm not a Michael Jordan rapper, but I'm wearing AJ.

When I was inspired, it seemed that the DJ was behind me.

Even if there is no matter how big the difficulty is, I will stand up straight.

So you watched TV at home and I attended the Grammy.

Although I don't have much money, I have a lot of talent.

I am not afraid, because I am young. I'm not afraid of being killed.

I will make achievements for everyone to see.

No matter how fast my dream runs, I will catch up with her.

I am very happy because I have found a job I like.

I am proud that I have passed all the levels.

I held the microphone tightly and never let go of my hand.

I am fulfilling my original promise bit by bit.

Oh, yes, now, I climb higher.

The hat on my head has been sold out.

I just want to be a star, but that's not what I'm talking about

Who was the first rapper? I stood up first.

3. Funny classic poems. You can take a look at this. More funny jokes, watch carefully.

1. Classic funny shopping joke. My wife bought a pair of trousers when she went shopping. She came back and mysteriously said to me, hey, I made money today. I took a taxi to get a pair of pants. I tried it on as if it were specially bought for me. I am very happy, too. I told my colleagues about it the next day and found that all the female colleagues had strange expressions. One of them simply said that I told my husband the same thing when I bought more expensive clothes.

2. Smile every day. You really need to learn how to speak from my boyfriend. Whenever I ask him, "Who is the beauty between me and female stars?" He always stumbles back with his eyes wide open, and then trembles, "What did you say? Do you want to compete with her? How can she compare with you? You are simply demeaning yourself! " .

3. An anecdote about a girl chatting up. In a coffee shop, I accosted a girl: "Can I borrow your mobile phone? I want to charge your mobile phone with my charging treasure. " I went home through a dark alley and was robbed. I asked the robber, "Do you know who I am?" Robber: "I don't know who you are, but I know who you are for." "Who is it for?" "For the harvest in autumn, for the return of wild geese in spring."

4. A scholar fled to a rich man's house in a famine year. He wanted to beg for something to eat, but he was afraid that the rich man would not give it. So he said to the rich man, "I have a quirk in my life." I feel dizzy when I see steaming steamed buns. " The rich man didn't believe it, so he put the scholar in a room full of steamed bread. After a while, he saw that all the steamed buns had been eaten up by the scholar. The rich man said angrily, "What are you afraid of now?" The scholar smiled and said, "At this time, I am most afraid of two bowls of hot tea."

5. It is not enough that you are a black Virgo. Who can stand such a woman? When looking for a wife, you should refuse Virgo, so that they can't find a husband. Well, in that case. . . Virgo women, I can take care of them!

6. My best friend accompanied me on a blind date. The other person is not handsome, but he is handsome and has a good personality. I feel a little reliable, but I have no bottom. After the blind date, I asked my girlfriend: What do you think? Girlfriend regrets while playing mobile phone: flower fork cow dung! I was secretly pleased and angry: don't say that about him, it's not good. My best friend doesn't look up. Anyway, what do you think about every day? He is a flower.

7. Me: What moment made you feel really poor? Classmate Shen replied: I asked the whole dormitory, but I didn't borrow the charger for my mobile phone. The teacher didn't come to class once. A classmate suddenly shouted: Tang Sheng ~ ~ The whole class agreed with one voice. . Powerful. . . . Some students shouted: bring the lawbreaker! At this time. . The head teacher is smiling. Walk into the classroom in high spirits.

8. Tell your girlfriend to lose weight today. Girlfriend said: I feel that there are four people living in my body and I can't lose them. I froze her and said, They are Tang Priest, the Monkey King, Pig and Friar Sand. Every day, the Tang Priest says: I want to be a vegetarian. Pig Bajie said: I want to eat meat. The Monkey King said, I want to eat fruit. Friar Sand said, Master has big wet breasts and two wet breasts. That's right! !