Rabbit's joke

1. The ant was walking in the forest and suddenly met an elephant. The ant quickly got into the soil and stretched out a leg.

The little white rabbit was curious and asked, What are you doing?

The ant whispered to it:

Shh? Be quiet and watch me stumble?

2. One day, the rabbit was writing in front of a cave, and a wolf came up and asked, Rabbit, what are you writing?

The rabbit replied:? I'm writing a thesis. ?

The wolf asked again:? What topic?

The rabbit replied:? I am writing about how rabbits eat wolves. ?

The wolf laughed and said he didn't believe it.

The rabbit said, come with me. ? Then he took it into the cave and the rabbit continued to write in front of the cave. Then another fox came over and asked, Rabbit, what are you writing?

The rabbit replied:? I'm writing a thesis. ?

The fox asked, what is the topic?

The rabbit replied:? How rabbits eat foxes. ?

The fox laughed after hearing this, expressing disbelief.

The rabbit said, come with me. ? Then he took it into the cave. After a while, the rabbit went out of the cave alone and continued to write his paper.

At this time, in the cave, a lion is sitting on a pile of bones, picking his teeth and looking at the rabbit's paper: the ability of an animal lies not in its strength, but in who is its boss behind the scenes!

3. One day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have any carrots here?"

The boss said, "No."

The little white rabbit is gone.

The next day, the little white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "boss, do you have any carrots here?"

The boss said, "I told you, no!" "

The little white rabbit is gone.

On the third day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "boss, do you have any carrots here?"

The boss is anxious: "How many times have I told you? ! Don't! ! ! If you bother me again, I'll clamp your teeth with tiger pliers

Unplug them all! "

The little white rabbit was frightened and ran away.

On the fourth day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have tiger pliers here?"

The boss said, "No."

The little white rabbit asked, "Well, do you have any carrots?"

The boss was really angry, took out the tiger pliers and pulled out all the teeth of the little white rabbit.

On the fifth day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have carrot juice here?"

In a mental hospital, one day, the dean wanted to see how the three mental patients recovered, so he put a white rabbit in front of each of them. The first mental patient sat on the white rabbit, covering his ears and shouting? Driving? Christine shook her head; The second man turned his back on the white rabbit and patted its ass and said? Chase for me? , the dean sighed; The third crouched there, touching the white rabbit assiduously. After reading it, the dean nodded with satisfaction and only listened to him. Well, let you walk 300 meters, and I'll chase you after I wash the car! ? Dean fell and fainted?

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