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Sagittarius story? Basic analysis of Sagittarius

The nemesis of Sagittarius

I can't stand the worried look of Cancer and the oppressive feeling brought by Scorpio, which will make Cancer fidget and want to escape from the scene as soon as possible. The best solution is to learn from Libra, relax the surrounding atmosphere with surprised tone and expression, and make others' expected reaction.

The shape of Sagittarius

Sagittarius's eyes are vivid and vivid, and its nose is straight and long in Greece. It has a beautiful lip shape, a pointed chin, a melon face with delicate facial features, thick curly hair and noble temperament. Open-minded and tolerant, but sometimes not smooth enough, like to exaggerate, fully showing the unconventional Sagittarius character.

Characteristics of Sagittarius

Generosity and care for others make Sagittarius want friends. His optimistic nature and rich sense of humor make him laugh when he is around. But if something is difficult to solve or master, his impatience, impulsiveness and thoughtlessness will be revealed at that time, and he may be impatient for a long time, just like a tyrant, making people feel inaccessible. For love, Sagittarius is more self-centered, subjective and comfortable, and often says to lovers, "Love me and set me free." I don't try to understand each other's thoughts. Although I am very affectionate, I will not accept it if I am not satisfied, so love comes and goes quickly; Love more and leave more, but don't worry about breaking up.

Sagittarius's spiritual expression

Sagittarius people like freedom and outdoor activities, and their thinking runs quickly. They often focus on various affairs at the same time, rather than focusing on a single goal. I like to take risks, make friends and travel, hate being bound, and pursue a free and unrestrained life. Although informal, they are excellent in planning. As long as they are properly trained and on the right track, their mental performance is absolutely superior. As long as they are properly trained and on the right track, their spiritual performance is absolutely first-class! Aggressive, ambitious and full of mental ability and physical strength. When they encounter difficulties, what they are best at is turning a corner and then trying to overcome it from a new angle. Their ideas often break through traditional stereotypes and give people a refreshing feeling. Sagittarius people are attracted by tenderness, love and trust and are loyal to friendship, but their marriage and love are unstable. He likes to face challenges, and he has the ability and determination to overcome all obstacles-finding out the defects of phonology or finding the source of poetry-which are all difficulties he is willing to overcome. Why is one plus one equal to two? What attracted him was not the answer, but a provocative question mark. Relax, it's easy to have a nervous breakdown!

Sagittarius is suitable for work.

Flight attendant, translator, diplomat, lawyer, publishing, tourism, trade, information industry, poet, writer and writer.

leisure

Rich in artistic cells, you can get considerable pleasure from dancing. They like nature and outdoor activities, so they are keen on sports and long-distance adventure travel.

parents

Challenges still play an important role in the parent-child relationship of this constellation. The optimistic nature makes Sagittarius parents full of confidence in their children and can satisfy their psychology of loving challenges by educating their children. On the level of wisdom, there may be high expectations, but under his subtle influence, children can not only enjoy the fun of life, but also adapt to the challenges of life.

children

Sagittarius children are harder to tame. They can't stand too strict family education and school rules. If the management is too strict, there will be a tendency to rebound seriously. Girls are not naughty than boys, but also better at sports and games, and more sensitive.

superiority

Optimism, liveliness, frankness, strong self-esteem, versatility, high wisdom, and considerable power to perceive and inspire others; Open mind, strong adaptability, good judgment and ability to deal with emergencies; Good at philosophical thinking, full of lofty sense of justice, very sensitive and intelligent, love freedom, sincere, upright, reliable and cautious.

disadvantaged

Sensitive and a little impetuous, boastful, like exaggeration, no sense of responsibility; Capricious and restless;

Blind and overly optimistic, careless, extreme, and a little clumsy.

trend

Sagittarius likes all outdoor activities with wide space, especially horseback riding and running. People in this sign tend to explore unknown areas in spirit and real life. They think that life is a combination of a series of challenges. I am full of curiosity about everything. When I grow up, if I find a place where I can hunt, I will aim at my prey like an arrow. For Sagittarius, ideals and expectations in the course of life are often more than goals. > & gt

What is the love story of Sagittarius? What I want most is freedom. Hate being tied down.

The most calling constellation: Leo

Pairing index-100 [shooter has the upper hand]

People in two fire signs are easily attracted to each other.

Love to play, lively, strangers who meet for the first time will soon forget.

Two people hit it off at first sight.

However, when you are congenial, you can love as much as you like; When you are at odds,

It is also easy to reverse right and wrong.

The most discordant constellation: Taurus

Pairing index -40 points [shooter is at a disadvantage]

For example, hot pot is not suitable for cold dishes at all, and if you really fall in love,

May be the shooter drunk, or Taurus suddenly funny, wake up will sigh:

How did this happen?

Sagittarius man's love

Sagittarius makes many people feel like a boy scout, but he can not only help others.

Besides, it is also full of dangers. In fact, Sagittarius is adventurous, and he seeks * * *.

In life, although he faces various challenges with optimism, his optimism is a bit excessive.

Just blind.

So, when you find that he doesn't seem to understand your refusal and pesters you again and again,

You will understand the meaning of blind optimism.

Like his blind optimism, he also has blind trust; In fact, you get along well with him.

After a long time, you will find that he seems blind in many things, including luck.

He always seems luckier than others. No matter who this man plays with, it seems that he will never.

Refuse, but it seems that no matter what he says, it will be a bit like flirting.

One thing he often does is throw you into the air happily.

Then I was attracted by other beautiful girls and turned around and left, forgetting to pick you up.

He loves freedom, just like a wild horse in the mountains and grasslands; He'll be happy to contact you,

But don't try to bind him with a reins. The more you think about it, the more he will stay away. Even if you get caught,

The closer you get, the more he wants to escape.

In fact, he prefers to conquer smart and a little wild women, and the more he can't catch them,

He will feel the more * * *. He does everything directly, just like talking.

He often hurts people. Many Sagittarius men are looking for accidental relationships.

Although sometimes it is too accidental, isn't it always like this before wild horses are tamed?

The best way to treat him is not to rely on him too much, and not to want to possess him too much, so that he can understand:

You will always be his best friend and companion,

Although his heart still burns with the dream of traveling around the world from time to time. ...

Sagittarius woman's love

Sagittarius women are hot and sometimes a little out of control.

Hurt many people.

She is lively and active. Although she looks quiet, as long as that switch is pressed.

When you open it, she will bother you endlessly; Don't think that turning off the switch

Come on, that switch is just broken. If you are lucky, you may find it.

Go to the battery and try to unplug it; But she may be plugged in.

She is very direct and doesn't care about anything. If you think she is too casual,

She will think you are a little strange, and even think you are not bold enough. What does it matter,

Just hold your hand and don't want to marry you;

She will do the same to her male friends, so don't make a fuss.

This is really nothing to surprise her.

Basically, she is immune to puns. She often misunderstood her feelings,

Mistaking friendship for love and love for friendship will make her quite confused.

So if you like her and want to date her,

You don't have to go to great lengths to express it euphemistically,

You just have to tell her directly.

Then you may hear her give a charming smile and tell you not to joke.

Or show her beautiful little smile, generous answer:

All right. There seems to be nothing romantic.

She won't like sheep-type men because she likes the feeling of being protected.

But you must understand:

Just because you are protected doesn't mean you can be controlled. She is very independent, just like a boss.

Mustang, it's not that easy to tame her! She won't rush things.

Love, unless you prove to her from the beginning, you never have to ask her to "settle down"

Come on!

I am a typical shooter. I think it's quite accurate.

I hope you are satisfied. ...& gt& gt

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Constellation story 1. What do you want to do when you are impulsive?

Aries: I don't want to live; Taurus: Traveling alone; Gemini: Want to disappear; Cancer: Don't want to work; Leo: I want to curse; Virgo: I want to smoke people; Libra: Would you like a drink? Scorpio: I want to spend all my money; Sagittarius: I want to shout; Capricorn: Grab a person and kiss him; Aquarius: I want to go back to the past; Pisces: Want to elope.

2. Eat the constellation that won't get fat first: Aquarius second: Capricorn third: Virgo first: Cancer second: Aries third: Sagittarius first: Gemini second: Scorpio third: Taurus.

The twelve constellations are lucky and lucky.

Aries: blue key chain; Taurus: silver necklace; Gemini: small wooden comb;

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Cancer: Chinese knot mobile phone chain; Leo; Eye shadow; Virgo: cartoon coin purse; Libra: ring; Scorpio: small mirror; Sagittarius: lip balm; Capricorn: pearl earrings; Aquarius: cool nail polish; Pisces: Crystal bracelet.

4. How do the twelve constellations cope with insomnia?

Aries: Take a walk or walk slowly two hours before going to bed; Taurus: eat less and eat more, and do more outdoor sports; Gemini: talk less and exercise more; Cancer: eat more whole wheat food and fruits and get some sunshine. Leo: aerobics, billiards; Virgo: Eat more fiber food and fruit and avoid sweets. Libra: Walk to work, do aromatherapy or spa intermittently; Scorpio: meditation or equipment fitness; Sagittarius: Have a balanced diet and listen to light music; Capricorn: Make more optimistic friends and brush your teeth when you sleep. Aquarius: Don't play all night, learn to relax and work properly; Pisces: Take part in group activities and go for a walk in the suburbs regularly.

5. The biggest fear of the twelve constellations

Aries: lose mobility; Taurus: financial loss; Gemini: lose the ability to speak; Cancer: emotional turmoil; Leo: despised by the world; Virgo: life has no practical significance; Libra: Life is boring; Scorpio: betrayed; Sagittarius: controlled; Capricorn: career failure; Aquarius: being monitored; Pisces: Competing with others.

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6. The four most powerful constellations

Capricorn, Scorpio, Leo, Aries

Throughout the ages, countless great men, entrepreneurs, artists and other celebrities have come from these four constellations. A quarter of American rich people are concentrated in Capricorn and Scorpio, with Scorpio as the highest chairman and Capricorn as the most general manager. These two constellations are ambitious, fulfilled and smart, and they are called the two richest constellations. 7. The bizarre reasons why the zodiac refuses love.

Aries: Need to grow; Taurus: it is providence; Gemini >>

The love story about the zodiac is stressful. There are 12 zodiac signs in the east and 12 zodiac signs in the west, all of which imply your future marriage. Recently, there even appeared a turn-based online game featuring the fate system-the legend of the zodiac, trying to interpret the mystery of fate through online games. ...

Aren't you curious about the invisible but real "fate"? Valentine's day love lecture will reveal the love story of the twelve constellations for you and let you know yourself on the road of love!

Aries: Only competition can make you feel satisfied and have a sense of accomplishment! Opponents in love, bring it on as soon as possible!

Taurus: Wait a minute! I'll look again and think again. Can we be lovers?

Gemini: Who says my name is nice? I just don't know how to learn to keep my heart! ?

Cancer: Don't test my "sensitivity", I will make you feel invisible!

Leo: When I like you, you don't have to burst into tears, just kowtowing to Long En is the best performance!

Virgo: I am not picky at all, really! If you know how to live an honest and clean life ...

Libra: I am very demanding of "beauty". I eat and wear the same things, let alone be a couple!

Scorpio: Lying quietly in a bed made of shady scenes, imagining a lover full of wildness and sexy charm.

Sagittarius: I like telling jokes to "everyone", so being my lover is very happy and painful.

Capricorn: Do you want a date? Let me look at my schedule first, because my love needs to be measured as much as my job.

Aquarius: If you are a friend who can talk to me about everything, maybe we have a chance to be lovers.

Pisces: Romance is my vocation, tenderness is my nature, and love is my precious life nutrient.

Constellation story-what is the story of Pisces? 12 constellation Who are you subject to?

As the saying goes, everything has its vanquisher. There are always some people in this world who seem to hit the "dead hole" of your love with a flick.

● Aries: A lifetime subject to Scorpio. Only Scorpio can make Aries love each other to death.

● Taurus: Your life is subject to Libra. Libra is the most attractive in Taurus.

● Gemini: Life is subject to cancer. Cancer people fascinate Gemini.

● Cancer: I am subject to Virgo all my life. Virgo is almost the most important person in Cancer's life.

● Leo: Capricorn is your life. Leo will be lifeless without Capricorn.

● Virgo: A lifetime subject to Taurus. Attracted by the unique charm of Taurus.

● Libra: Life is subject to cancer. People who can be affected by cancer for a lifetime.

● Scorpio: Life is subject to Leo. The glory of Leo can completely restrain Scorpio.

● Sagittarius: I am subject to Aries all my life. Never give up Aries.

● Capricorn: A lifetime is subject to Aquarius. Aquarius people can make themselves crazy about love.

● Aquarius: Life is subject to cancer. Cancer can play Aquarius with applause.

● Pisces: I am subject to Sagittarius for a lifetime. Sagittarius can make Pisces people be dead set on themselves and love themselves silently.

The specialties of the twelve constellations

The average intelligence test is the highest: Aquarius boys and Scorpio girls.

The average intelligence test is the lowest: Pisces boys and Capricorn girls.

The best smart response: Gemini boys and Virgo girls.

The people with the worst quick response ability: Taurus boys and Taurus girls.

People who value ethics the most: Cancer boys and Capricorn girls.

People who ignore ethics the most: Sagittarius boys and Leo girls.

The most romantic people: Gemini boys and Pisces girls.

The least romantic people: Virgo boys and Capricorn girls.

The most devoted people: Cancer boys and Capricorn girls.

The most fickle people are Gemini boys and Aquarius girls.

The most feminine people: Pisces boys and Pisces girls.

The most masculine people: Capricorn boys and Aries girls.

The most active people: Aries boys and Aries girls.

Slowest: Taurus boys and Pisces girls.

The most affectionate and selfless people: Cancer boys and Pisces girls.

The most affectionate and demanding people: Leo boys and Gemini girls.

What is Sagittarius? Sagittarius is ruled by Jupiter and its patron saint is Zeus, so Sagittarius people are optimistic, honest, enthusiastic and like challenges. They are adventurers of the twelve constellations, and they love traveling and gambling. They are changeable and have the nature of dual personality. They have the secret of staying young forever, which means that they like to pursue knowledge, keep up with the trend and have a talent for language. Moreover, Sagittarius's dual personality changes greatly, and he has the opportunity to do two completely different jobs at the same time. His versatility may also involve a wide range of work. However, weak willpower is also a major shortcoming of Sagittarius, lacking self-control ability.

Someone summed up some secrets of Sagittarius. Why don't you sit down accordingly-

Romance: Sagittarius is actually a sign of children. He is interested in anything interesting, enjoys it twice and is extravagant. They won't miss all the beautiful and interesting things, and they like to buy things, whether they are practical or not. Moreover, they are not only willing to buy that kind of thing, but also willing to spend it.

Exaggeration: Sagittarius can be described in one sentence, regardless of appearance, speech, manners, attitude towards life are exaggerated, so it is unrealistic.

Optimism: Sagittarius people will look on the bright side of everything. They will not worry, they will not be afraid, and they will never see any crisis ahead, but relatively speaking, they are optimistic and far-sighted.

Honesty: Sagittarius is a person who says what is on his mind. They don't beat around the bush, so sometimes the truth will be embarrassing. Sagittarius seldom sympathizes with others.

Super lazy: there is nothing special and I hardly go out.

Good at playing dumb: super good at fooling people and like to play tricks.

Like reading: Many Sagittarius friends often read books in a "gnawing" way.

Deep down: I won't tell my best friend the whole truth.

Easy unrequited love: like to enjoy unrequited love and guess each other's thoughts.

Unwilling to fall in love: I think women are dispensable and hate being in charge.

Talk less when you meet strangers: do things by feeling, and you will communicate with people at first sight.

Friends get together and like to joke: they like to be lively, but they just want to be crazy once in a while.

Old friends only miss and don't contact: in fact, they are lazy, and the phone is at hand, but they are too lazy to check the number.

Good at communication: I hate people who are good at camouflage.

Most yearning for freedom: If * * * involves too much, you will run away.

Emotional: I often think of one thing and do it at once, regardless of the consequences.

Tolerance: You can be tolerant of your true friends.

Fear of being cheated: after being cheated once, the trust in this person is below 50%.

Poisonous tongue: regardless of the feelings of the other party, you have to swear and pass it on, so you have offended many people.

Don't like others: everything is special, I hate being like others, and I like things that others don't like for the so-called personality.

Dual personality: you can cry after laughing for a second, and I don't know why you cry.

I have my own set of principles: no one can change my principles. In my world, I am the only one who leads others, and I will not let others lead me.

What pets do the Lost City recommend to the shooter? Good pet fragments can't be synthesized into pets. You can only exchange pets in the dazzling city NPC Baifumei, or you can also exchange pet biscuits.

Pet fragments can only be obtained from the twisted eggs of super pets, and a certain amount can also be obtained through holiday activities, which can be exchanged for pets.

Are Sagittarius boys really playboys? Tell the truth, Sagittarius boys are not bored ~! Once he recognizes a person, he will want to walk with the other person for a lifetime ~! It's just that his yearning for freedom makes him unwilling to be bound by others, even his girlfriend. Because his sunny personality makes him very popular with girls, he is also willing to bring happiness to others and make friends ~ that is to say, he is not your only man ~ ~ although he loves you from the bottom of his heart ~! But don't rely on his love for you to strongly demand to monopolize him ~ ~ In that case, he will get farther and farther away from you ~ ~ If your boyfriend is a Sagittarius, please believe him ~ ~ because he knows very well that you are his favorite ~! ~!

Which of the two occupations is better? Hello, archers are better, but the gap is not very big.