The funniest animal joke, laugh together.

Two female mice are talking about their boyfriends.

"My lover is an engineer. Oh-great! ! ! "

"That's nothing! ! ! My love is ... "

"Ha ha, don't lose face! Who doesn't know you are a bat ~ ~ ~ "

"Hum! Boss, have you seen Pearl Harbor? My lover is a pilot! ! !

Poor monkey

Nini went to the zoo one day to feed the monkeys …

Throw peanuts to monkeys, but one of them always puts peanuts into the * * * first. Then take it out and eat it. Nini felt sick and ran to ask the administrator why the monkey had such strange behavior.

The administrator explained: Because someone threw a big peach for him to eat last year, the seeds of that big peach could not be discharged smoothly and were killed badly, so now you must put the food in the * * *, and you can't eat it until you measure it.

Three turtles

Three turtles came to a restaurant and asked for three cakes. As soon as things were served, they found that there was no money.

The tortoise said: I am the oldest, of course, I don't have to go back to withdraw money.

The tortoise said: it is most suitable to send a small tortoise.

The little turtle said, I can go back and get the money, but after I leave, none of you can touch my cake! The tortoise and the tortoise promised, and the little tortoise left.

Because their bellies were empty, the tortoise quickly ate up his cake. However, the little turtle has been missing for a long time. On the third day, the tortoise was so hungry that they all said, let's eat the tortoise's share.

Just as they were about to start eating, the little turtle's voice came from next door: "If you dare to touch my cake, I won't go back to get the money!" " "