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How to say Shiyan dialect?

There are many. I will only introduce some short dialects:

Take a break! (having a rest) I can't stay! (unnecessary)

Liar! (swearing) bidding (cheating) kerna? (Transfer to North America)

What are you doing? What happened to the house? What's wrong with it?

Even bored (hurry) to drive (start) to throw stones (throw stones)

Children's socks (boys) children (shoes)

Ok, ha (good or bad), that ha read 1 sound to remove the fire (forget it). Strange companion (strange cry) has no father (no)

Today (today), tomorrow (tomorrow) and tomorrow (the day after tomorrow), the panic of stomach collision (indigestion)

Bladder is not (just) in front (front). Head is high (above) and back (behind). What's wrong (what's wrong)

Don't be a son of a bitch Haha (end) Mao Si (toilet) The first half of the Prince (Danjiang dialect) (morning)

In the second half of the afternoon (noon), I drank (dark, night) and chased (happily) the beautiful land.

In a panic (nervous and busy), wooden door (won't) drink about (take medicine) two balls (idiot)

Two boring (idiots) bowling (get out) sharpening their knives (slow)

Take a nap (doze off) doze off (sleep). Read this, shei

What the hell is this (here) (how to do it)

Pat (chat) gossip (gossip) when you slip away.

Jiang Cai (just) participated in Naer Kela (went to Naer) and rotten children (running around)

Wu Chai Gang (going up the mountain to get firewood) is sharp (cunning)

Fine method (careful calculation) loud (smart and capable) board wrestling (wrestling)

Ge Ye: Quarrel, fight or conflict.

Noodles Ye Er (noodle soup) Rice soup (rice porridge) Tired (dragged)

The board is fine (screwed up) and the thief is obscene (thief)

Xiong Nan (animal trainer) Bao Gu used his son (corn soup) to bully (cheat) who (scare whose tiger) is big (aunt).

There is wind by the river (it smells strange). The river started (just now), and now it is sparse (close call) and smooth (slippery).

Riverside (river beach) Maosi (toilet) long worm (snake) night mosquito (mosquito) rice mosquito (fly)

Lepidoptera (flea), wolf bazi (wolf), river grasshopper (frog)

Hema Dou Gu (Tadpole) He Doudou (Toad) Ma Xia (River Shrimp)

Selling eggs (laying eggs) is booming (on a large scale)

I want to vomit (nausea) and follow (front) you.

Dragging the ball there (staying there) and talking (nonsense) won't promise you (ignore you) to moisten your taste (ponder)

Strange work (affectation) upside down (upside down)

Sherben (losing money) waved Naer Keira (visiting Naer)

Why did you hit a woman (a wandering woman)? What are you doing? )

The ball is scattered. (Forget it) thief long (gossip) sesame oil (don't)

The horse unloaded (don't bark) and the cow screamed (bull)

The best thing (a lot) is to get tired of the sea and stay (and).

Blackmail (blackmail) Chili (Chili)

If you are annoyed with mulberry, don't engage in (quit) children (money) (lose)

Meet a spoiled child (spoil a child)

Can't find (don't know) who (that) that son (that)

Play tricks on people every day, cheat people every day and be jealous (spoil people)

Stabbing people (playing with people), testing people (teasing people), killing people (swearing)

You are a fool (very stupid).

Ruai (throwing) bia (sticking) zhuai (squatting)

A fried nest (underarm) is installed (put down) to disassemble bamboo shoots (dislocated)

Feeling crooked (twisting feet) Axillary (armpit) Chari (stepping down) Running (arm) Special (leg) Earrest (ear)

Smooth eyes and nose (with good facial features and derogatory meanings) and naked chest (with bare arms) are buried-joking-unworthy of deck-stubborn.

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Heavenly King (God) floating head (top) ostentation and extravagance (style)

Fresh Rice (Leftovers) Ghost Wazi (Naughty) Industry (Evil) Industry Smelly (Evil Beast) Wood (Wood) Circle (Around)

Danjiang: A turtle dies without a tile (extremely ugly)

Yunxi: electric kettle (thermos) nails (nails) matches (matches) chemical combs (plastic combs)

Zhushan: diang Guaer (fool)

Zhu Xi: Ha (broken), transferred crime (same as "turned")

Yunxian county: ber (modest, or not modest, impossible)

Fangxian County: Half-morning (early, early) and half-evening, lean meat (lean meat), haircut (haircut), scolding (cheating).

Making the bladder angry (angry) is so eye-catching (too dazzling) that it flashes (thunders) and throws it away.

Chua is wet mud bia.

It's steamed stuffed bun (pancake) noodles, roe (noodles) and rice noodles (bean jelly).

Sancai (Pickled Sauerkraut) chili pepper (Pepper) Baima Urine (Yellow Wine)

Splint (prude, hard to talk) is dead or alive (dead or alive)

Salty people are anxious. The cook (kitchen) blamed (deliberately) for forgetting their anger (forgetting)

Ghost hits the wall (ghost thing) Jerboa (broom) Dog nail (dirt on the body) dizzy (confused)