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Journey to the west makes heaven.

1. Monkey laughed: "Do I play or not? Look at my feelings. "

Ge Xianweng said: "As the saying goes,' flies wrap nets', what a big face!" "(The Journey to the West 87) Monkey laughed and said," Old officer, you can't guess anyone. I have been very strong since I was a child, and I am all' eating ground water and delicate'! " (The Journey to the West 67) Pig Bajie said, "You fool! There are ugliness in ugliness and some flavor.

Since ancient times, there has been a saying that' thick skin and strong bones'. "(The Journey to the West's 93rd visit) Pig said," This is exactly what the saying goes:' The tofu boat capsized in the sea, and it came in the soup and went in the water.

Master's fans are few now. How can you not let him cross the mountain? Let's go back and turn around and find his mother! "(The Journey to the West 8 1) The demon laughed:" This is called' flying on the head of a snake, having no worries about food and clothing', you children! Catch up with me and take away my future! I have been rewarded here. " (The Journey to the West Volume 28) When Pig saw Miss Gao, he changed his head. Pig Bajie saw white-coveted pig Bajie pulled a stone to worship the world-not worthy of pig Bajie's marriage at all-it was difficult for her daughter country to mourn pig Bajie-she didn't want to leave flies on the snake's head-she brought her own food and clothing (monster 28) 2. She was new to taro-she didn't know the depth (the Monkey King 32) 3 4. Her bad nose didn't eat wine-she didn't deserve it (pig Bajie 39) 5. A polished brick throat. 6 A sharp shoulder carries firewood-two ends take off (back to Pig Bajie 57) 7 A dog eats ground water-delicate (back to the Monkey King 57) 8 A dog bites a urine bubble-empty joy (empty joy) tofu boat capsizes in the sea-in the soup, go into the water (8 1 back to Pig Bajie)1kloc- The answer with two words is words, not words? The answer to a good overlapping word is 1, fiber is 2, water is 3, ash is 5, cluster is 6, cluster is 7, in other words, 8, sleeve is 9, skirt is 10, and spring ice is cut into pieces.

The clear spring winds through, and Cooper leans against the deep cliff. There are no tourists in the secluded place, only wild flowers are blooming in front of the door, colorful lotus flowers are singing in the splendid land, and the Taiping territory is crowded with people.

Surrounded by mountains and light, the bird forest is noisy. 8 dense pine green flowers, exotic flowers, 9 points slip particles, stop wandering secular dust.

10 smooth without brewing, clear and self-warming. 1 1 Ruixiang Tuhao Xiu, naturally, the sky is 12, and I don't know the depth' 13 is like a foreign body in heaven, and there is nothing like it in the world; 14 meet with tears, heartbroken people and heartbroken people are in secluded places, bamboo fence huts.

2. Wu Cheng'en's article "Noisy Heaven" contains 1, and the waves are boiling and the heat waves are like soup.

2, the vanilla is rich, and the tender bamboo is newly planted.

The clear spring winds through, and Cooper leans against the deep cliff.

There are no tourists in the secluded place, only wild flowers are in front of the door.

Colorful lotus flowers are singing in the fairyland, and people are crowded in Taiping.

6. The flagstone road is covered with moss, Hua Teng, Lu Peng, Chai Men.

7, surrounded by mountains, light connection, birds and flowers.

8. Dense pines and lush flowers.

9. Divide crops and stop worldly dust.

10, smooth original single non-brewing, clear and self-warming.

1 1, Ruixiang Tuhao Xiu, is naturally a paradise.

12, I didn't know the depth when I first entered taro. '

13, there is a foreign body in the heavenly palace, and there is no such thing in the world;

14, tears meet eyes, heartbroken people meet heartbroken people.

15, isolated in Yun Shenchu, bamboo huts are people. These are good words and sentences about Wu Cheng'en's havoc in Heaven. I hope I can help you! ~

3. What are the good words and sentences 1 in the book "Make a scene in Heaven"? Pig said, "That's exactly what I said:' The tofu boat capsized in the sea, soup came in, but water went in." It is rare for him to have fans now. How can I prevent Master from climbing the mountain? Let's go back and turn around and find his mother! "

2. At the beginning, I entered the taro-I don't know the depth (the 32 nd time back to the Monkey King)

3. The hedge-the catch (39th back to the Monkey King)

4. Don't eat wine with a bad nose-it's just a bad name (Back to Pig's Eight Rings)

5. Brick grinding throat-smooth and slippery (Chapter 47).

6. Take firewood with sharp shoulders-take firewood at both ends (back to Pig Bajie 57)

7. Eat grinding water-delicate (67th time back to the Monkey King)

8. Brush the copper pot with an iron brush-every family has a hard time (the 77th author)

9. Tofu boat capsized in the sea-soup in, water in (8 1 back to Pig Bajie)

10. Monks drag wood to build temples (Prince Nezha's 83rd time)

1 1. Antique dealer-Knower (No.86 Little Demon)

12. flies are entangled in nets-what a big dough (the 87 th time)

13. San Qian bought a donkey with money-boasted that he could ride it (Friar Sand 93)

14. After practicing, you can live forever and learn to change widely. Because the earth is too narrow, I want to live in Tian Yao.

15. Jubao Hall is not his long hall, and there are biographies of Wang in all previous dynasties. The strong want to honor me, and the hero only dares to fight for the first place.

4. Excerpted from the Monkey King's remark in the Heavenly Palace: "The Great Sage fought with Hui 'an fifty or sixty times, but Hui 'an's arm was numb, so he could not meet the enemy and left in vain. The Great Sage also took the monkey soldiers and settled outside the cave gate. " The Great Sage said, "I remember that when the jade emperor's sister wanted to go to the lower world and cooperate with Yang Jun to give birth to a boy, was it you who cut Taoshan with an axe? I want to scold you a few times, but Zeng nai has no resentment; Too bad I'm going to give you a stick. You little husband, you can go back and call out your four heavenly kings. " "This time, the Monkey King is neck and neck, making iron bars attack the west, and no one can stop it. Only attacked the Tong Ming Concert Hall outside Lingxiao Concert Hall. "The Great Sage; I know this.

An old ape of Guo Huashan, heaven and earth are mixed. Water curtain cave is a family business. He worships friends and seeks enlightenment from teachers. archaic

There are many ways to live forever after practice, and how many changes you learn will be endless. Because the earth is too narrow, I want to live in Tian Yao. room

Lingxiao Hall is not his long time, which has been passed down by kings of all dynasties. The strong want to honor me, and the hero only dares to fight for the first place. "

Here are four excerpts, which can representatively reflect the personality characteristics and ideological trends of the Monkey King, the Great Sage of Qitian. 1, the Monkey King's bones are full of courage and courage to resist authority and despise dignity. In addition, he also has the ability to somersault for hundreds of thousands of miles, go into the ground, and go into the sea for seventy-two times, as well as the golden hoop that sweeps the demons all over the world. Why are you worried that the banner of "the Monkey King" won't come out and the name won't ring? "Make a scene with E79FA5E98193E4B893E5b19E313331303032 in the Heavenly Palace" shows his rebellious heroic character of daring to fight, dare to fight and dare to fight. Facing the "magic weapon" of heaven, the intensity of the scene can be imagined. However, even if there are 100,000 "magic soldiers and heavenly generals", it is difficult to defeat "the Monkey King". 2. Speak humorously. In the plot of the Monkey King's wits and monsters' wits and wits, the Monkey King's monkey nature is always described with delicate strokes: smart, naughty, active and agile. "I have scolded you several times, but I have no resentment; It's a pity that I'm going to kill you with a stick, which makes people laugh. "3," Lingxiao Hall is not his long time, and kings have passed it. The strong want me to be respected, and the hero only dares to fight for the first place. "Everyone is an emperor, which reflects Wukong's arrogance and arrogance." The emperor takes turns to sit "exposes his arrogance. All these words and deeds are to show off. The arrogance of "self-righteousness" is bound to be shocked, as evidenced by "the fiasco in the Heavenly Palace was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain". His arrogance is inevitable. The so-called "extremes meet, joy begets sorrow" is not only a profound lesson, but also a valuable experience.

5. Excerpted from the Monkey King's remark in the Heavenly Palace: "The Great Sage fought with Hui 'an fifty or sixty times, but Hui 'an's arm was numb, so he could not meet the enemy and left in vain.

The Great Sage also accepted the monkey soldiers. Anza E68A 84E799Be5BaA6E79Fa5E9819331333433623733 is outside the cave entrance. "The Great Sage said," I remember that the jade emperor's sister wanted to go to the lower world, cooperated with Yang Jun and gave birth to a man. Was it you who used to split Taoshan with an axe? I want to scold you a few times, but Zeng nai has no resentment; Too bad I'm going to give you a stick.

You little husband, you can go back and call out your four heavenly kings. ""This time the Monkey King is neck and neck, and no one can stop it.

Only attacked the Tong Ming Concert Hall outside Lingxiao Concert Hall. "I know there are spirits in heaven and earth, and there are old apes in Guo Hua," said the Great Sage.

Water curtain cave is a family business. He worships friends and seeks enlightenment from teachers. How many methods can be practiced through ancient times, and you can learn to change widely.

Because the earth is too narrow, I want to live in Tian Yao. Is the temple not his long time, and Wang has a biography of the past generations.

The strong want to honor me, and the hero only dares to fight for the first place. "Now extract four paragraphs, which can representatively reflect the personality characteristics and ideological trends of the Monkey King the Monkey King.

1, the Monkey King's bones are full of courage and courage to resist authority and despise dignity. In addition, he also has the ability to somersault for hundreds of thousands of miles, go into the ground, and go into the sea for seventy-two times, as well as the golden hoop that sweeps the demons all over the world. Why are you worried that the banner of "the Monkey King" won't come out and the name won't ring?

"Noisy Heaven" shows his rebellious heroic character of daring to fight, dare to fight and dare to fight. Facing the "magic weapon" of heaven, the intensity of the scene can be imagined.

However, even if there are 100,000 "magic soldiers and heavenly generals", it is difficult to defeat "the Monkey King". 2. Speak humorously.

In the plot of the Monkey King's wits and monsters' wits and wits, the Monkey King's monkey nature is always described with delicate strokes: smart, naughty, active and agile. "I have scolded you several times, but I have no resentment; It's a pity that I'm going to kill you with a stick, which makes people laugh. "3," Lingxiao Hall is not his long time, and the kings of past dynasties have passed it.

The strong want to honor me, and the hero only dares to fight for the first place. Everyone has the appearance of an emperor, which embodies Wukong's arrogance and arrogance. "The emperor takes turns to sit" exposes his arrogance.

All these words and deeds are to show off. The arrogance of "self-righteousness" is bound to be shocked, as evidenced by "the fiasco in the Heavenly Palace was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain".

His arrogance is inevitable. The so-called "extremes meet, joy begets sorrow" is not only a profound lesson, but also a valuable experience.

6. Are there any good words and sentences about the Monkey King in The Journey to the West? Heaven is changeable, stealing Dan and Leshan wine.

Just because I disturbed the Flat Peach Club, 100,000 soldiers set up tight encirclement. Another poem: the mixed element is just born, and it is natural to rob it thousands of times.

Nothing is too vague, just like the beginning of metaphysics. Lead-free mercury that has been smelted in the furnace for a long time is immortal.

Change is endless and still changing, and the three conversions and five precepts are always endless. Another poem: a small lamp in space, and so is that crutch.

Whether it is long or short, it can be used by people and can be rolled up and down. Another poem: the body of the ape is in line with the people's heart, and the heart is deep in the ape.

The Great Sage Qi Tian is not false, and the official seal of the horse is a bosom friend. The horse ape cooperated wholeheartedly and tied tightly.

Everything returns to the truth and follows principles, and so does Tathagata living in Sara. Poetry says: if a banquet is given to a flat peach monkey, peace will win the flat peach.

The dragon and phoenix are auspicious and radiant, and the Baojie building is full of auspicious atmosphere. Yue Xian's mysterious songs have beautiful rhymes, and the phoenix flute and jade tube are loud and clear.

Qiongxiang is filled with fairy tales, and the universe is clear and peaceful. Poetry says: Lotus root and elixir serve Buddha, and if Buddha lives forever, it will be like sand.

Qingping Yongle three times brocade, Kangtai Changsheng nine flowers. There is no true mage in Xiangmen, and the fairy family is in heaven.

The land of Gankun is called the ancestor, and Liu Zhangjin is blessed with longevity. The poem says: Daxian is barefoot, and pear blossoms are fragrant with dates. Dedication to Tommy is a long life.

The seven treasures of Lianhua Mountain are as stable as others, and the golden flowers are as beautiful as brocade. Life with heaven and earth is not absurd, and Fu is crazier than Hongbo.

Blessed life really comes as scheduled, and leisure in the west is a blessing. Another poem: brave and powerful, prosperous, turning dragons into tigers and doing good.

Steal peach wine and visit Tianfu, and worship in Beijing. Evil is full and sleepy, and good roots are still rising.

Sure enough, I got rid of my hand like a Buddha, and I was waiting for a holy monk in the Tang Dynasty.

7. Seek the classic funny sentence 1 in Journey to the West, master! It's cold, flying around, put on more clothes.

2. Buddha, your hands are so heavy!

3. Is there any deviation in the position of your third eye?

4. Are you tired from stepping on two wheels? Do you care?

I am still very young, only 120 years old. How old are you? I don't know! You look young, too, only 250 years old!

I am 250, I am 250!

6. This is my destiny for you. It originated from me, and fate should be destroyed by me.

No matter what you become, my children and I will stay with you.

8. If you are not dead, why are you alive? Make a living by doing evil, but why do you die? Three realms, always life and death. If the lights don't go out, death will be reborn.

Missing each other is called reincarnation.

9. I am stubborn, but I am timid. I am arrogant, but I am afraid of my self-esteem. I'm afraid if you don't like me.

Are we not friends anymore?

10, Guanyin asked, "Wukong, what do you see?" Wukong said, "I see myself, but I can't see myself."

The Journey to the West is a live-action IMAX-3D movie, which was released during the Spring Festival of 20 14. The film is directed by Zheng Baorui, starring Donnie Yen, Chow Yun Fat, Aaron Kwok and Peter Ho.