Ask some interesting questions, whether it's an intelligence test or a brain teaser. . .

1. Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest?

Jasmine, what a beautiful jasmine.

2. What line do orangutans hate most?

Parallel lines, parallel lines will never intersect (there will never be bananas)

3. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

Eraser (Eraser Difference)

4. What are cloth and paper afraid of?

Not afraid of 10 thousand, just in case.

5. What's the name of this pencil?

Sharpen a pencil. Of course, a last name will do.

6. What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

It should be ice cream (ice unicorn).

7. Which historical figure should be beaten the most?

Su Wu, because: Su Wu herded sheep in Beihai (kicked by the sea).

8. From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

2 is the most industrious, 1 is the laziest, and you can never finish it.

9. How to make sparrows quiet?

News. Crows (birds) are silent.

10. Why is pear the hottest fruit?

Pear (ion) ironing

1 1. A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into a glacier. What became after being fished out?

Betel nut (direwolf) is actually called cold dog. Not bad.

12. What animals can be pasted on the wall?

Seal = poster. Hey, hey

13 what happens when a fat man falls from the 12 building?

Fat man! ! Fortunately, I'm not fat.

14. Who will help you add food when you are full?

Hand, there is another saying that a flying dragon has been added to the sky, and that is the flying dragon.

15. What animal is the best?

man ................................................................................................................................................................................

16. A triangle tree was sent to the North Pole for planting. What's the name of that tree when it grows up?

It should be a trigonometric function (cold tree)

17. Wolves, tigers and lions play games together. Who will be eliminated?

Eliminate wolves (Momotaro)

18. What is God's vehicle?

Magic (riding) baby

19. One finger is called one, two fingers are called two, and so on. Four fingers are called four fingers. What's the English name of four crooked fingers?

That's bend four, which is wonderful in English.

20. Xiao Bai+Xiao Bai =?

White rabbit, white plus white is two white, called white two, so it is white rabbit (2).

2 1. What is Qu Yuan's wife's surname?

A: The surname is Chen. Reason: (Chen) Shi (Shi)

22. A shark ate a mung bean. What did it become?

Mung bean paste (mung bean shark)

23. Who gave you the water of forgetting?

There is a lyric in Andy Lau's song, "Ah, give me a cup of forgetful water", which is given by "Ah".

24. Who is the most pitiful person in the world?

It's a soldier of the artillery company's cooking squad! Because these people are cuckolded and take the blame for watching others have sex.

25. A bean fell. It's discouraging and frustrating. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up?

Pigs encourage beans, hehe, there is an ironic joke that text messages say so.

1. Why are all junior girls rich?

2. No one can stand the smell of women, so although they are beautiful, no one dares to chase them. However, one day I passed by the church and prayed sadly. The moment something falls to the ground, it is seconds kill! Ask, why?

There are more than 20 frogs swimming in a small river, and only one frog is wearing underwear. Why?

4. What do Martians like best when they come to Earth? This also implies that the answer is three words.

Please use a four-word idiom to describe a beautiful woman who refuses to have children.

6. An old sow crossed the bridge. This bridge can bear the weight of 500 kilograms. The old sow weighed 300 kilograms, but she fell down in the middle of the bridge. What happened?

7. An ant fell to the ground from an altitude of 6.5438+0.5 million kilometers and asked how the ant died. Refuse to die of hunger/thirst/old age, etc.

8. Yao Ming walked around the earth. How far did his head go than his feet? (Assumption: 6000 kilometers in radius of the earth)

9. the Monkey King's grandmother, mother and aunt go to sing karaoke-OK———— for the head-who will type three words.

10. If it is sunny every day, I can say it is sunny. If it is sunny at night, how do you say it in English?

1 1. (I'll give you a crossword puzzle if I guess correctly! ! ! )

The servants at the water's edge have all gone, and those who wear the crown need to be beheaded.

Three-inch golden lotus top grass cart, accompanied by one person,

After reading it, it was all Wen Shengping, and everyone knew that his right hand was disabled.

Eighteen people stay under the bamboo, but the peony flowers don't bloom.

12. Who was the meanest * * in the Tang Dynasty?

13. There are three girls eating sausages in the canteen: one licking, one biting and one wrapping. Q: Which girl is married?

14. Students ask: What can make Qian Shengqian?

15. Q: Do you know the difference in aesthetic standards between the Qing Dynasty and the Tang Dynasty?

16. A rogue was flirting with a woman, and passers-by were afraid to stop him when a farmer rushed forward. "Let her go" "Who are you, silly *B, find a cigarette! ! ! "Rogue rushed forward, only heard three flips. The rascal fell to the ground with blood all over his face. ......................................................................................................................................................

17. On the way to learn the scriptures, Tang Priest preached Buddhism to his disciples from time to time. I once told the story that I resisted temptation in my daughter country. The Tang Priest said, "The beauty in the world is just a bone in my eyes, not just a beauty. All living things in the world are bones. For example, Wukong, you are just a pile of stone bones, Friar Sand, you are a bone in the quicksand river. " Suddenly, the Tang Priest smiled and said to Bajie, "In my eyes, Bajie is special. You are not a pile of stones, you are ... "

18. When I was a freshman, a friend in the dormitory gave her a platinum engagement ring worth 1W, which made everyone envious. Who knows, after graduating from college, the two broke up. ...

A year later, the two met on QQ.

M: How have you been recently?

W: There is no difference between good and bad, but there is good news and bad news.

M: What's the bad news?

Woman: I had tubal surgery the other day.

Really? Is everything all right now?

Woman: Yes.

You said there was good news?

What's the good news?

19. A new classmate was transferred to the class, and the teacher asked her to make a brief self-introduction: "Although I am a freshman, I may not be the best, the most beautiful, nor the best at learning! ! ! "

Why was she beaten by everyone after class?

20. It is said that "there are beautiful women in Jiangnan", but why are there no beautiful women in Nantah?

2 1. Why are there so many women online?

22. If you don't break, you will be worried, and if you break, you will be happy. What is this?

23. Medically, pain is classified as 12. 1 grade is the pain when bitten by mosquitoes, and 12 grade is the most painful grade-pain during childbirth. Then what is the pain of 13?

24. The heart exchange operation failed. The patient sang a song to the doctor as his last words and guessed the name of the 8-character song.

25. Men's underwear-Name one or three countries.

26. Zhou Yu fell into the sulfuric acid pool-fighting the disease.

27. In an American university, a girl brought her boyfriend back to the dormitory. When they were in tears, when they undressed, the girl suddenly pointed to his vest and said, "Why is your vest Nike?" The boy replied, "I am a member of the school basketball team, and Nike sponsors our jerseys." And suddenly pointed to his underwear cloud: "Why are your underwear Reebok?" The boy replied, "I am also a member of the school rowing team, and Reebok sponsors our underwear." Naked, the girl was surprised to see' AIDS' printed on her DD and shouted, "I can't sleep with a man with' AIDS'!" The boy smiled and said, "Cool baby, you will see soon …" The girl was relieved, and then they did it happily.

What are the omitted words?

28. A man is climbing a cliff. The tool he uses is a rope. When he was about to climb to the top of the cliff, he suddenly saw a wolf with a candle in his hand and a sinister smile on his face, indicating that he was about to burn the rope with a candle. The climber didn't want his life reimbursed, so he was in a hurry. At this time, he had a plan to face the wolf ... What did the climber say or do to the wolf, and the wolf blew out the candle himself?

29. The leader's hand stayed on the female secretary's leg for a long time.

The female secretary said, "Have you read Selected Works of Deng Xiaoping, Volume II, page 36 11?"

The leader took his hand away in shame and went home. This page reads: ...

The leader immediately regretted it. What did he write?

30. When I was in middle school, a buddy took me to the book stall and proudly asked the boss, "Is there Liu Bei?" I was wondering when the boss dug out two yellow books from the corner and handed them to me. On the way back, I asked, "Why is the Yellow Book called Liu Bei?"

1, female junior, holding the golden brick ~:)?

2. Jesus, who was crucified, broke away from a hand covering his nose, so the nail fell: P?

3. The frog took a bath! ! ! ?

4. I don't know what else (men are Martians? Does it matter that women are from Venus?

5. peerless beauty?

6. Did the old sow drive across the bridge?

7. Did ants die of heights?

8、2 * 3. 14 * 2.26 = 14. 192m？

9. Hussein (Monkey Saiyin)?

10、? ?

1 1, have never seen you so stupid?

12, relying on the mountain, because "relying on the mountain" during the day, free ~?

13, the one with the ring?

14, I replied: ... find a man named Qian to get married?

15, right away, beauty?

16, Nongfu Spring (three punches)?

17, a pork chop?

18, the good news is that you found your ring?

19, is her name "Wei"?

20. Because Nanda is in Jiangbei! ! ! ?

2 1. Is Nanda in Jiangbei?

22. record?

23. Was bitten by a mosquito during childbirth?

24, in fact, you don't understand my heart?

25. Guan Yu (Guan Gore)?

26. Cervical erosion?

27. "Adidas" can only be seen after BQ ~?

28. The man sang "Happiness" to the wolf? Birthday Where to? You ... "?

29, leading cadres, be bold! Deng Xuan always comes to the family:)?

30, because Liu Bei is also called "Uncle Huang" (Yellow Book)!