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How much harm can a mistress do to a woman?

Very big. For more than ten days, I barely slept a wink, didn't eat, and acted like a zombie every day.

I am afraid of being alone, afraid of the sun, and sticking to my friends. The smell of people and the sound of voices can make me feel that I am still alive.

After I calmed down a bit, I looked at my extremely thin body that I could never lose weight in the past, and my still bright face in the mirror, with a ghostly temperament that can only be found when I am in love...Girl, since I Not dead! I have to move forward bravely, because I don’t have time to grieve for these two bitches, youth waits for no one! !

Lovelorn women are especially attracted to love, and their confidence is back!

One day I was walking on the road and bumped into two people. I saw them first, turned around and was about to run away, but then I thought, what did I do wrong? Why should I run? I mustered up the courage to rush over to them.

The woman has recognized me and stared at me. She probably thought I was deliberately looking for trouble. But, I’m sorry, I didn’t even look at her. I treated her as if she were nothing. Staring at my ex-boyfriend, it wasn’t until we were about to bump into him that he noticed me while he was on the phone. I smiled brightly and mischievously while passing him by. The impression I have on his expression at that time is that even Cao Gong's reincarnation cannot describe it.

My whole body was actually cold. I immediately turned into a small shop and sat down. My hands and feet were shaking. I was shaking so violently that I couldn’t control it at all! In the end, I couldn't live up to expectations and cried. From the time I found out about the breakup to now, I haven't cried once. I was so sad and hurt that I couldn't cry anymore. That day I finally burst out all the emotions I had suppressed for a long time.

I don’t know what happened to them after I left that night. That night, a group of his good friends invited me out, and I went to the appointment as if nothing had happened. While eating, drinking, talking and laughing, they suddenly said in embarrassment that he At the door of the hotel, he asked you if he could come in? I smiled and said, he will come and I will go. Once they saw it, they didn’t dare to mention it again.

After I get back, I will let you know that I have a new boyfriend, an officer from a military academy, and he comes from a very good family background. As expected, he couldn't sit still and began to send people to test me frequently. I stopped answering the calls of all his friends and family members and disappeared.

Later I heard someone say that he called that woman in front of all his friends and told her that I wanted to get married. The woman smiled sweetly and asked: Congratulations, who do you want to marry? He said with my girlfriend. The woman smiled even more happily: Who is your girlfriend? He said it was my name.

There was silence for a moment, and then he started crying and asking: Why? Why? He said: I'm sorry, I was wrong before, but I don't want to be wrong to the end. The woman said: Okay, but I kindly remind you that you can marry anyone, but you will not be happy with her! He said thank you for reminding her, but my happiness has nothing to do with you. I am willing to compensate her for the mistakes I made...