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Sentences describing no money

First, people who have no money always think that the money of the rich is bought with love, while those who have no love always think that the love of those who have love is bought with money.

Second, when we are poor, we really love each other; When we are rich, we no longer love each other. Is love nourished by poverty in the past or submerged by wealth now?

Third, when we are poor, we really love each other; When we are rich, we no longer love each other. Is love nourished by poverty in the past or submerged by wealth now?

Most of the 80% poor people in the world have happy love, while 80% of the 20% rich people lack happy love.

5. Money can buy a house, but not a home; Marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!

6. Do most people get paid before they work, or do they work before they get paid?

7. I won't bend over if there is a pie in the sky, because I won't even lose money if there is a pie in the sky.

Eight, money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

Nine, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you come with me?

Ten, no money and no power, don't be nice to you, can you follow me?

Eleven, really rich people are lonely people! Real beings are poor!

Twelve, rich people, people without money are difficult!

13. My father asked me what kind of life I wanted. I answered money and beauty, and my father punched me in the face; I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively.

Fourteen, links are like money, and only after circulation will they generate value.

Fifteen, we have some differences: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I hope she treats gold as dung!

Sixteen, when someone tells you that it is not a matter of money, but a matter of principle, nine times out of ten it is a matter of money.

17. People who have no money always think that the money of the rich is bought with love, while those who have no love always think that the love of those who have love is bought with money.

Eighteen, when I didn't go to college, I was poor all my life. Now I am poor when I go to college.

Nineteen, when there is no money, the wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

Twenty, love without money decoration, love is the natural beauty of nudity.

Twenty-one, people can't bring money into the coffin, but money may bring people into the coffin.

Twenty-two, once you have money, you blur the line between consumption and waste.

All women should get married and try to make their husbands earn money to support themselves.

Twenty-four, if the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before resigning, I will give him two Chinese coins and kill him.

Twenty-five, I am not RMB, and I can't make everyone like it.

It is better to find a wife who loves himself than to have money.

Don't talk to me about feelings, it will hurt more money.

28. Love doesn't necessarily mean money, and money doesn't necessarily mean love.

A successful husband has more money to spend than his wife; A successful wife is looking for such a husband.

Thirty, love is based on money, which is not news; It is not old news that money can't buy true love.

Thirty-one, this is the advantage of China's large population. You don't have to worry about repeat customers. You can make money by sneaking into places where there are many new users.

I want a lot of love. If there is no love, then there is a lot of money. If there is neither, it is good to have health.

Half of the money I spent on advertising was wasted. Unfortunately, I don't know which half.

Don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person earns at a glance.

Money can buy a house, but not a home; Marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!

If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign. Before I resign, I will give him two Chinese and kill him.

37. The money in our hands is a tool to keep our freedom.

A sentence describing having no money to eat soil.

No money, no money, I really want to eat dirt. I dare not send a circle of friends, and I am embarrassed to borrow it. How to spend forty days?

A sentence describing having no money to eat soil.

First I want to buy a diving shoe, and then when I pay, it shows that the balance is insufficient. It's really a collapse. After paying off my credit card, I had to eat dirt. It's okay to try to move bricks when you come back from the bad performance. Anyway, I haven't always been rich, and I don't expect to make a fortune in my life.

Secondly, I still envy myself more or less last semester, that is, I can plan where to go for a walk during the holiday, even if I have a lot of trouble all the way, which makes me exhausted. Now, because I have no money to eat at the end of the month, I don't want to squeeze the Guangzhou subway and stay at home. It's so scary.

Third, at the end of this month, we are really going to eat dirt. In order to meet our spiritual needs, we must scrimp and save, and have no money to buy clothes or eat.

Fourth, I don't want to talk! Poor as hell! There is no money in the salary card! When can you get your salary? I'm going to eat dirt

I only worked for half a month this month and got 3500 yuan. I have to eat dirt this month. There are so many holidays this year. I can't go surfing anywhere without money. Terribly poor.

Sixth, peace of mind, if you have no money, you have to eat dirt to buy magazines. If you have it, you will be very happy, and others will not be forced.

Seven, how to do, I want to change my mobile phone, the baby has no money, and the baby may have to eat dirt.

Eight, the winning insulator, try it, there is really no money to buy a special one.

My salary will be 300 less after the Mid-Autumn Festival in September and September. It hurts! We are going to eat and drink this month. Fortunately, there was no holiday on National Day, otherwise there would have been no money to use!

Ten, these shoes really wear for a long time! I don't think I can wear it next year! But this year, I want to eat dirt and have no money to buy shoes! I don't care much about this.

The less money you have, the more you want to spend it. I got a fitness card, a haircut card, broadband, a wall breaker, and met Ni Kun. But I still want to buy clothes. I really want to eat dirt

Twelve, the leader said that there is no money, or the leader said that the salary should be paid to outsiders first, and now the financial department does not give money? I am so poor that I want money more than anyone else! !

Thirteen, I know I have no money, but as soon as I go to Taobao, I can't help it. I want to eat dirt!

Fourteen, buy buy to buy, the key is to have no money to buy, pay the rent quickly, eat soil.

Fifteen, it has been raining for a week, and there is no money to eat and no transportation fee. You have to eat dirt, eat dirt, and then eat dirt.

Sixteen, full of negative energy, small emotions, in fact, in the final analysis, there is no money to earn. A few days ago, I made my life more exquisite with confidence and bought a lot of things. As a result, I neglected the time to buy milk powder and there was no oil on my face. Milk powder money and face oil feel like eating dirt, eating dirt, eating dirt.

Seventeen, starting today, don't call me for activities other than eating in 5 yuan. I have no money, so I have to eat dirt!

Eighteen, huh! Although I will say that I have no money to eat soil, I will forget it when I finish!

Nineteen, there are still four days to get the rent, and I have no money! I have to eat dirt for a few days, and I will tighten my belt and endure it.

Twenty, no money, no money, afraid of eating dirt during this time.

Twenty-one, I want to eat dirt. I spent 1000 yuan today. No money. No money.

Twenty-two, I am really poor and want to eat dirt. When I first paid, I found that Cary had no money.

About no money: a classic sentence about no money.

Talking about having no money

1, when I make a fortune, I will definitely not buy more houses, so that real estate developers have no money to earn; When I am rich, I will definitely eat nothing unless there is safe food; When I do this, don't look for me either. I will immigrate to Mars, the pollution of the earth is too serious!

2. If you have money, you are God; If you have no money, you are nothing! I'm not afraid of being looked down upon by others, but I'm afraid I won't live up to expectations.

I forgot who said that there are people in this world who really don't love money, but no one doesn't love beauty. It is the face, not the feeling, that falls in love at first sight.

4. Save water and try to take a bath with your girlfriend. Flowers are all kinds of red, and people are different from dogs. Although the famous flower is taken, I'll loosen the soil. It is difficult for rich people to have no money. Spending money is not as good as spending money. Men look at their wrists, women look at their faces.

5, no time and no money can't go out to travel, that's still good, the most helpless thing is that now, there is a lot of time, but there is no economic condition to want to go.

6, love is based on money, love without material is just a loose sand, what do you love me without money!

7, the so-called holiday, the family is suspected, there is no money to go out, and every day is particularly idle ~

8. Happiness is finding a crumpled 100 yuan in a worn-out jeans pocket when there is no money.

9. If you have money, hold a money field. If you have no money, inform the rich to set up a money market.

10, the family said that two people have great pressure to live without money, and they will quarrel because of lack of money in the future. I don't believe it! I naively thought that as long as I like those things, it's nothing. Now I really know that my idea is wrong!

1 1. Rich people are afraid that others will know that they have money, while poor people are afraid that others will know that they have no money.

12, men with money and no ability are money-driven, men with ability and no money are coarse-driven, men with money and ability are potential-driven, and men without money and no ability can only be called stepless speed change.

13, mom, I'm sorry, I have no money to buy you a gift. . .

14, I just got a call and asked if I still want to buy a house. I will go up if I don't buy it. A: There are already several sets, and there is really no money at hand. The other person was silent for a few seconds and said, do you sell a house? Now that the house price is so high, it can't be sold unless it is sold. In fact, I am very poor. I have neither a house nor a house. He was silent for a few seconds and said, there will be a building opening tomorrow, and I will take a chair to the queue at night. Can I give you 200 yuan a day?

15, I can live without a boyfriend and money, but I can't live without you. It is difficult to cross the sea.

16, it is said that men become bad when they have money. Do you want men who have no money?

17, I just went to a toilet and found a problem. People came back, but the money was gone.

18, in fact, the so-called choice phobia is not due to lack of money.

19, do you think everything is easy? Do you think you are the only one in the world? Don't be silly. In today's society, rich people treat you as a grandfather, but you have no money to give it to your grandson.

20. In this world, there are always some people who have walked, done and loved, so that you will never regret it, but don't want to start over. Always believe that good things are about to happen.

2 1, life is always so realistic, don't think about so-and-so reality, but this is reality. Money is always based on feelings. Without money, you are not qualified to talk about feelings and love. Remember, children, it is not who taught you to be strong, but who ruined your simplicity and kindness. Now you are nothing in this society, and you are nothing with money. Everything is bullshit. Money is their father.

22. In today's society, if a man has no money, there will be no woman. Because this society is very realistic.

I remember I always said that women must be financially independent, even if they are not independent, they must have some savings, so that you can buy what you like. After marriage, you don't have to worry about being looked down upon by your husband's family because you have no money to spend, or even being said that you can only spend money but not make money. Economic independence is more reliable than any relationship at any time!

24. Men become bad when they have money. Yes, many men do. However, a man who becomes bad when he has money, even if he has no money, is not much better in essence.

25. Now I know what brothers are and what friendship is. Money is a brother, but no money is bullshit.

Classic sentences about having no money

1. What about people who borrow money and don't pay it back? A colleague once lent me 1000, but I didn't pay it back for a year. Phone qq WeChat hacked me. I am speechless. If I had no money, it wouldn't be like this.

People have no friends as soon as they have no money.

3, no money, no homework, no food, no hunger, no traffic, no one likes to get up early and go to bed late, go to work and go to school.

4. What friends and brothers? When you have no money. Who will help you when you are in trouble? Very realistic.

5. The so-called holiday is like this. At home, I have no money to go out every day.

6. Being cheated by a friend is in a bad mood! Friendship is trampled by money, and you can't live without money?

7. Most rich people pretend to be poor because they are afraid that others will know that they have money; Most people who have no money pretend to have money because they are afraid that others will know that they are poor.

8. I am in a silly and funny state, with no money, no looks, no height and no date.

9. Men should thank women in their twenties. Because 20 years old is the lowest point in a man's life, he has no money and no career; But 20 years old is a woman's life.

10, I am born after 90. I want money, no money, no culture, love to pretend, and understand loyalty. So are you and me.

1 1. Some people work to support themselves at the age of 20, while others get married at the age of 20. Some people buy Land Rover at the age of 28, while others play games at the age of 28. Some people save millions at the age of 30, and some people can't find a job at the age of 30. Too many people are picky, embarrassed to work, and embarrassed to sell. You are the most rejected. As long as you are down to earth, there is no shame in doing anything. No money, no ability and no career is the most shameful thing. If you want to be better, no one will stop you from moving forward. The biggest obstacle to success is your ignorance.

12, girl, you have no money in the money society. If you want to stand on your feet, you have to work hard.

13, dad makes money, mom collects money, spends money by herself, and mom has no money.

14, yes, you have no money, no car and a bad temper. I love you even if you are not good at anything.

15, I will never be late for class, I can't sleep, I can't talk back ... The most pitiful thing is that I still have no money to spend after working hard for a month.

16, the sky is gray and wild. The hope this year is too slim. The days when Shuiwan Road has no money are too long. This building is tall and busy. Can I rob a bank with you tonight? Happy Mother's Day!

17. Remember what that man did when you cried because you didn't have the money to pay the rent? He looks on coldly, he guides you to make money, but sleeps at home. Because he doesn't have a suitable job! He is not confident enough to go out and look for a job! No job, so I don't care about you! He tells you that he loves you! He loves it.

18. If you have money, just go home. If it succeeds, it's good to be homesick. If it doesn't go well, just be filial. If you are unhappy, it's good to relax. The bus home carries the feelings of going home. I wish you a pleasant journey and a happy Spring Festival.

19, the gap between rich and poor! The poor people's formula: if you refuse to study without money, you will not be able to make money, continue to have no money, and eventually become poor. The formula of the rich: if you have no money to borrow, you must learn the ability to make money. As a result, if you earn money, you will continue to study, your ability to make money will be stronger, you will earn more money and eventually become a rich man. It turns out that both the poor and the rich started with no money. The difference is that the poor don't study, but the rich do. If you are poor and don't study, you will never be poor. If you don't study, you will never be rich!

20. Children's Day is coming. I don't have the money to buy you a candy bag, but I'm afraid I'll go astray when I give you a stroller. Fortunately, the phone bill is still a few cents, and the news can't be sent. Please don't cry, Happy June 1st!

2 1, damn it, what is big love? There is love if you have money, and sorrow if you don't have money.

Go to hell, this society has no money and no potential to talk about poor culture.

23. I am optimistic. Many people say that those cartoonists support Yao Feila to step on peach trees because of the agreement. That's what society is like. No money to take care of life. That's no reason, okay? Be a man with a conscience. Well, don't take sides, and please don't hit people when they're down. In fact, you can be a heartless person for the benefit, but be smart and don't leave such a big tail. Leaving a tail is now laughed at by a bunch of people, and there is no way out.

24, rich, do things well! No money, work hard! Snakes don't know their poison, and people don't know their mistakes. Yours is like someone else's candy. It's gone after eating it. And your bad, like a scar, will last forever. This is human nature!

25. I heard someone say today that power+money = man. I wonder, isn't it a man without money and power?

A sad sentence with no money

1. Now he can only use alcohol to kill his original potential in the poor life journey. ?

If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign, give him two Chinese coins and kill him before resigning. ?

In my childhood, I admired Don Wan Ru the most. Although she has no money, no potential, no looks and no figure, there are a group of crazy people who love her. For me, happiness is nothing more than that. ?

4. it's neither appearance nor money. is it shameful to go to the deformation meter? ?

5. Love is the natural beauty of * * if there is no money to decorate. ?

6. Be rational when you have no money, and lose your mind when you spend money. ?

7. Happiness is to find the crumpled 100 yuan on old jeans when there is no money. ?

8. If you have money, hold a money field. If you have no money, go home and get some money to run a money market. ?

9. I want a lot of love. If there is no love, then there is a lot of money. If there is neither, it is good to have health. ?

10, as a boy with no money, no potential and no looks. Only a heart full of scars is left for the girl who is forgotten in the corner. ?

1 1, what's wrong with fat, what's wrong with no money, what's wrong with non-mainstream. So look up and show them that you are not only short and poor, but also ugly. ?

12, girls like us who have no money and are not beautiful can only be kind. ?

13, we have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn the stone into gold, and I hope she treats gold like dirt! ?

14, people who have no money always think that the money of the rich is bought with love, and people who have no love always think that the love of those who have love is bought with money. ?

15, money is your father, no money is nothing. Work hard while you are young. Society is not your home. You can play whatever you want. Imagine that one day your parents. ?

16. Will your parents give money to strangers? They didn't even pay attention to beggars, but they were eager to give you money. What do they rely on? ?

17. Love cannot be measured by money. You may not be happy with money, but you can be happy without money. Finally, I wish all lovers in the world well. ?

18, when there is no money, my wife's secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

19, a successful husband, his money is more than his wife can spend; A successful wife is looking for such a husband. ?

20. There is nothing wrong with this world. You are ugly and have no money. ?

2 1, while complaining that he is poor, he can't help but be curious. ?

22. He really has nothing except a harmonica he carries with him. ?

23, the wife is the road, the friend is the cow, there is only one road in life, there will be many cows on the road, don't go the wrong way with money, don't sell cows without money! ?

24, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me? ?

25. Rich people buy six generations of apples, while poor people buy six bags of apples. ?

26. When someone tells you that "it's not about money, it's about principle", nine times out of ten it's about money. ?

27. The truly rich are lonely people! Real beings are poor! ?

28. I cried when I was a child and didn't stop. I sat by the roadside and cried. A passerby gave me fifty dollars. ?

29. When I was a child, my family had no money. I always pull a rope and tie a plastic bag to fly a kite. ?

30. When you have money, money is worthless; People are worthless without money! ?

3 1, rich people have no talent; Talented people have no money. After years of hard work, I found the unity of the two! I have neither money nor talent. ?

32. Don't have no money if you have nothing, get sick if you have nothing, and don't make anyone mentally ill. ?

He thinks we are crazy: when we got married, we were all poor and had empty pockets. ?

34. Love does not necessarily mean money, and money does not necessarily mean love. ?

35. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card. ?

36. I won't bend over if there is a pie in the sky, because I won't even lose money if there is a pie in the sky. ?

37. The money in our hands is a tool to keep our freedom. ?

38. I always like to spend money on miscellaneous things, only to know later that I have no money. ?

39. Money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home; Marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone! ?

40. Do most people get money before work or after work? ?

4 1, I heard that you are getting married, and many things came to mind. Most importantly, your sister, don't invite me, I have no money. ?

42. It is impossible for people to bring money into the coffin, but money may bring people into the coffin. ?

43. Over the years, I have learned a truth. Why does J8 have no money? ?

44. Don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person earns at a glance. ?

45. People are in heaven, money is in the bank, and those who can rob the bank can't go to heaven. ?

46. Everyone is greedy. For example, if you lose a dollar, you won't feel bad, but if you buy a drink with a dollar, you will feel sorry if you don't drink it.

47. No one in this society looks up to you if you have no money. If you have money, you are your brother. If you have no money, you can put it there. ?

48. You are dead, although I have no money. Even if I sell scrap iron, I will install a WiFi in front of your grave! ?

49. Links are like money. Only after circulation will it produce value. ?

Once you have money in your hand, you blur the line between consumption and waste. ?

5 1. Use perfume if you have money, and toilet water if you have no money. ?

52. Love is built on money, which is not news; It is not old news that money can't buy true love. ?

53. I put a photo of my wife in my wallet to remind myself why the money in my wallet is gone. ?