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Six stories about putting your wife to bed

Story: On the basis of realistic cognitive view, it is described as an abnormal phenomenon. It is a literary genre, focusing on the description of the development process of events. Here are six stories about putting your wife to bed. I hope you like them!

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The story about putting his wife to bed 1

Once upon a time, an old king was very ill, and his three sons were very worried. The doctor said, "Only by drinking the fountain of life can the king recover."

Where is the fountain of life?

The eldest prince thinks that if he wants to be the heir to the throne, he must find this spring and cure his father's illness. So he asked the king, "Father, let me find the source of life!" " "

The king agreed to the prince's request.

The eldest prince got on the fast horse and left the palace. One day, he met a dwarf. "Prince, where are you going?" "

Seeing that it was a dwarf, the eldest prince proudly said, "Where I go is none of your business."

And the result? As soon as the eldest prince entered the mountain, he lost his way and stood in the middle of the road. He didn't know where to go without entering or retreating.

The king's illness became more and more serious, but the eldest prince never came back. The king asked the second prince to look for the fountain of life.

Shortly after the second prince set out, he met the dwarf again. "Second Prince, where are you going so soon?"

The second prince shrugged his shoulders. "Dwarf, don't worry about this prince."

And the result? The second prince was also gone.

The third prince is here, of course, for his father.

The dwarf saw the third prince. "Third Prince, where are you going so soon?"

The third prince said, "My father is very ill. The doctor said that only drinking the fountain of life can cure the disease. Can you help me? "

The dwarf said, "You are a young man. I will give you two loaves of bread and a sword. "

The third prince said, "I don't want these." I just need a spring that can cure diseases. "

The dwarf said, "To tell you the truth, the fountain of life is in an enchanted castle, and there are two lions at the door." You can use these with you. "

The third prince understood the dwarf's intention.

The dwarf then told the third prince how to use the sword and bread, and finally said, "The fountain of life is in the back garden, but you must leave before twelve noon, or you will never get out after the gate is closed."

After thanking the dwarf, the third prince went straight to the castle. According to the dwarf's method, tap the city gate three times with the sword, and the city gate really opens automatically. Two lions jumped on them, the third prince unhurriedly stuffed bread into their mouths, and the two lions became two big cats.

Ah, the third prince understood that the dwarf gave people a magic sword, and he could defeat it no matter what enemy he met. What about bread? This is a magic bread. No matter how much you eat, you can't finish it.

The third prince is anxious to go to the back garden. When he passed the room, a princess came out of the house. "The third prince, when you come, the magic of the castle will be lifted. Let me take you to the spring of life! "

"Thank you, beautiful princess." The third prince is very polite.

"No, thank you, you know our magic. I have decided to marry you. Please come and marry me next year. "

In the rocks in the back garden, blue spring water flows out, which is the spring water of life.

The third prince poured a pot of spring water and ran away quickly without saying thank you. That was close! His feet had just left the city gate when they rang at twelve o'clock. On his way home, the third prince met his two brothers and told them what he had found. At that time, the enemy was attacking another country. The third prince drove away the enemy with his sword and saved the hungry subjects with bread.

However, when the king drank the spring water offered by the three princes, his condition not only did not improve, but worsened. His two brothers took the opportunity to say, "The Third Prince must have drunk poisonous water for his father."

The king was furious and ordered the execution of three princes.

It turned out that the fountain of life found by the third prince had been secretly replaced by his two brothers on the way. The guards could not bear to kill the three princes. Knowing that he was innocent, he let him go.

The king drank the spring water offered by the eldest prince and the second prince, and his illness soon recovered. At this time, the people of the country saved by the third prince came to thank him with gifts and praised him for his bravery and kindness.

Only then did the king know that he had wronged the third prince. I wish he were still alive!

A year later, the princess waited for the third prince in the castle. She ordered, "The road in front of the city gate is covered with gold. Anyone who walks through the gold must enter the city quickly, and the rest are not allowed to enter the city. "

The third prince was bent on seeing the princess, riding a horse and galloping from the middle of the road. The princess said happily, "Third Prince, you have finally come." At the same time, tell you good news, your father has forgiven you! "

So the third prince married the princess and lived happily ever after.

The story of putting your wife to bed 2

In a cave, there lived a black dog. Black dog likes haircut very much, so he decided to open a barber shop. The name of this shop is Black Dog Barber Shop.

When the animals heard the news, they all went to Black Dog's barber shop to get their hair cut. The lion king was the first. When the black dog gave the lion king a haircut, he said to the animals, "Idiot can't see this hairstyle I gave you clearly." After a while, the lion cut his hair, looked in the mirror and found himself bald, because the fool couldn't see clearly. How can a king be a fool? So he had to say, "What a beautiful hairstyle!"

The second barber was a little fox, and the black dog barber waved a pair of scissors and cut the fox's hair three or two times. When Fox looked in the mirror, all her beautiful hair disappeared and she became bald. Fox didn't want to be an idiot and said happily, "Thank you, Black Dog Barber, for cutting my favorite hairstyle." After listening to Fox's words, the small animals are all crazy to see what their hairstyles will look like.

Then the rabbit got a haircut, and the black dog barber waved scissors as before. Three times, five times, two times, I helped the rabbit cut his hair. When the rabbit looked in the mirror, she was very angry. Her beautiful hair was gone. When she touched it with her hand, it was still chilly. She really became bald. The rabbit realized that the black dog barber was a liar. The lion king and the fox must have been taken in. The rabbit deliberately said, "I like this hairstyle best." I can also get a haircut. Can I cut your hair? " Black dog thought he was great, so he agreed. The rabbit immediately picked up the scissors and cut them. The black dog looked in the mirror and said angrily, "why did you cut my hair bald?" You gave it back to me. " The rabbit said, "You can give me my hair back, too." "Your hair is not there? Can't you see it? " Black dog said. "That your own hair is not in? You didn't see it! " The rabbit also argued that.

The little animals realized that the black dog was cheating money. Qi Xin Qi Xin, a small animal, works together to arrest the black dog and take it to the public security bureau. The black dog sheriff can solve it. Sheriff Black Cat sentenced Black Dog to three years' imprisonment.

The story of putting your wife to bed 3

Once upon a time, there was a fat goose. She has reached the age of being a mother, but she has never been a mother. Because this goose has never laid an egg or hatched a goose.

Poor fat goose, she is a lonely goose.

How she wishes to hatch a fat gosling, listening to the gosling call her mother clearly. How she wishes her neighbors could call her mother goose respectfully.

But it's impossible to be so far away from her. Whenever the dead of night, fat geese often shed sad tears alone, lonely tears.

One day, the fat goose said goodbye to the villagers and went out to travel alone.

The fat goose hobbled along the winding path. She swam leisurely on the bright river, paddling a pair of red soles.

She looked at the mountains, the water, the unpredictable white clouds and the blooming flowers in vilen and the fields. The beautiful scenery comforted her lonely heart, and the fat goose gradually became cheerful and happy.

One night, the fat goose climbed up the river bank and she waddled along the ridge. On the edge of the ridge, there is a harvested Gua Tian. There are no watermelons in Gua Tian except melon vines.

The fat goose is walking. Suddenly, she saw some melon leaves and half a watermelon in front of her, which seemed to have been bitten by a hedgehog. Just opposite this chewed watermelon, there is a very complete round watermelon. The fat goose is very happy. She wants to quench her thirst with this watermelon.

The fat goose is holding this watermelon. I don't know why, she has a feeling that this watermelon is different from ordinary watermelons. It is like an egg, a round, hard and alive egg.

Maybe the fat goose wants to lay an egg too much to get rid of this strange idea. She thinks this watermelon is an egg.

The fat goose carefully moved the "watermelon egg" not far away, where there was a broken straw shed left by a melon watcher. The fat goose is in the hut. She circled the "watermelon egg" several times. She has no doubt about her eyes. It must be a watermelon egg. The fat goose squatted carefully on the "watermelon egg". She is full of enthusiasm and confidence, incubating eggs in this broken hut.

The temperature of the fat goose gradually spread to the "watermelon egg".

Story about putting your wife to bed 4

In a red house, there lived an old woman and a kitten.

Grandma is old and wears a pair of purple glasses every time she reads the newspaper.

When the kitten saw it, she was envious and thought, "Grandma looks so proud with glasses. I wish I could wear these glasses. " .

However, every time grandma reads the newspaper, she will put her glasses in the box and then put the box in the drawer. The kitten can't open this drawer.

One day, after reading the newspaper, the grandmother was called away by another grandmother before she could put her glasses in the box.

The kitten finally has a chance. He excitedly took the glasses and put them on his nose carefully. Wearing glasses, the kitten ran out happily and ran to the gate. At first glance, alas, the threshold has become so high today. He jumped up with all his strength, once or twice, and then he heard a bang, and the kitten fell heavily to the ground. Unfortunately, the kitten is a little unhappy.

The kitten put on her glasses and ran on. The road seems to be getting more and more uneven, from high to low, my head is dizzy.

The kitten thought, it must be the one who just tumbled. When he came to a big tree, he wanted to stop and have a rest. Hardly had he sat down when he saw a group of dark things coming in front of him.

The kitten feels strange. Oh, what kind of monster is this? The kitten quickly hid behind the tree. The monster is getting closer and closer, and the kitten peeks behind the tree. It is strange that this monster looks exactly like a puppy, but it is much bigger than the puppy. What the hell is this? The monster gradually walked away, and the kitten slowly came out from behind the tree.

At this time, the kitten felt a little hungry and wanted to find something to eat. He walked to the mouse hole. As soon as he reached the hole, he saw a big mouse coming over. Wow, it's bigger than a cat. It must be rat poison.

The kitten turned and ran away in fear. While running, I thought: What day is it today, and how can I encounter strange things?

Just thinking about it, I bumped into a tree on the side of the road. I broke my head, my face, my glasses and a lens. Looking at the glasses that fell to the ground, the kitten understood a little. What happened today must have something to do with these glasses, he thought. This must be a magic mirror. I'd better send it back to grandma.

The kitten quietly put her glasses on grandma's desk. Grandma is back. She looked at the kitten with broken glasses and a broken face. I see. She touched the kitten's head and said, "Glasses are not fun."

The kitten barked "Wu Miao Wu Miao" and bowed her head in embarrassment.

Story about putting your wife to bed 5

Once upon a time, there was a pig. He lived on the plain, but one day, a monster came. His face is evil, and you are so scared that you kneel for mercy. This pig is different. He went into battle light as if he were ready. Suddenly, it got dark and they fought. Monsters use shadowless feet, so fast. Pigs can't see where they are, so they have to fight around.

Not convinced, the pig ran away at once, ready to go out to learn art and make a comeback. He walked and walked, very tired, and stopped under a tree. He fell asleep slowly because he was so tired.

He met a fairy in his dream, and the fairy called him several martial arts and told him the weakness of the monster.

The pig was overjoyed because it could defeat the monster and take back his territory. He was very excited. As soon as he woke up, he set out before dawn to find the monster and prepare to fight it. Of course, you will think that the monster must have won, but it is not, because he knows the monster's weakness, and his weakness is his stomach.

I'm glad to go back to my hometown. The monster came out. He is hungry because there is nothing to eat. He was glad to see the pig back. He can fill his stomach, but he doesn't know that he is no match for a pig.

He fought with the pig again. The pig made a sacred scroll and hit the monster in the stomach. This is, the ground is full of blood, and there is a little rabbit next to it. It turns out that this rabbit is possessed by this monster. If you want to save the little rabbit, you must defeat the monster. He saved the rabbit. The little rabbit was very grateful and gave him many radishes to thank him.

From then on, they became good friends and lived happily, carefree and happy.

This is the story of a pig. How's it going? Does it look nice?

The story about putting his wife to bed 6

Brother Mouse likes popsicles best, so everyone calls him Brother Mouse Popsicles. Mother mouse went to grandma's house, so she prepared a lot of bread and popsicles for her brother to eat when he was hungry. It's really hot. I ate a cold popsicle and lay on the soft bread chair. The little mouse thought of a good way to reduce the fever. So he made bread into a bread bed, made pillows out of chocolate and put them in the refrigerator. So the mouse can lie comfortably on the bread bed and eat popsicles. The little mouse ate the popsicle with relish and made a merry for his clever plan. When he was full, he fell asleep happily.

This sleep turned it into a real popsicle mouse. Mother mouse is very happy when she comes back. She opened the refrigerator to eat popsicles, but there was nothing in it except a big ice cube. Mother mouse thought, "This must be the ghost of the little mouse again." So, bang, I threw my little popsicle mouse into the toilet. The poor little mouse was washed into the sewer, and the ice on his body melted, and the little mouse trembled with cold. At this time, the bread bed became a bread boat, carrying mice into the sea. "Wow, there is an island ahead, there is an island." Brother Mouse jumped up with excitement. Drive in a hurry. Due to the high speed, the bread boat hit a hole in the island and could not walk.

The little mouse was ready to get off the boat, but when he opened his eyes, he saw that it was not an island, but a whale. The bread boat was firmly stuck in the whale's nostrils. The little mouse panicked, grabbed the bread boat tightly and cried. The crying woke the whale. The whale breathed a sigh of relief with all its strength. Mice and bread were sprayed on the beach by the sea. The little mouse is hungry and tired. He took out his mobile phone to call his mother, but it was useless. What should I do if I can't contact Mother Mouse and I have no money? Brother mouse thought and thought, thinking of popsicles and thinking that the bread bed had become a bread boat. So it shouted, "Yes, turn the bread boat into a van, so you can drive home?" So the little mouse brother found two small waste wheels, then put them on soap bread, and then put on the steering wheel, and a van was completed. So the little mouse brother drove home happily in the van.

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