What is three sentences and a half? Any jokes?

Three sentences and a half are not simply funny words written on paper, but a form of stage performance. This is a popular form of Quyi.

Seemingly simple sentences can set off the atmosphere, enliven the scene and attract the audience. Three and a half sentences are performed by four people, each of whom says a word. Because in the end 1 people usually only say two words, it is called "three sentences and a half".

Four performers, A, B and D, came on stage with percussion instruments such as cymbals, small gongs, drums and big gongs. When the instrument stops, A recites the first sentence loudly and makes a modeling action according to the meaning of this sentence. The second sentence of B and the third sentence of C are below. Ding's fourth sentence is "punch your eyes". Let's talk separately.

Three and a half sentences, three and a half sentences, the key lies in half. Half, actually only one or two words. Too much talk makes the taste weak. These two words are very strict and must rhyme, be concise, be humorous, be smooth and unexpected. As soon as Ding shouted, the audience laughed.

The audience laughed, and four people on the stage made a transition with musical instruments, turned once or twice, and then performed the second paragraph. Generally speaking, a three-and-a-half sentence program has eight to ten paragraphs.

Three sentences and a half have their own characteristics and requirements. If they don't write according to their requirements and rules, their performance will be greatly affected. It requires sentence patterns, words and rhymes. If the written work does not meet the requirements, it is not three sentences and a half. The author of three and a half sentences should be clear about one problem in his mind, that is, the work you want to write is for performance, not for reading, so the words should not be uncommon.

Three and a half sentences not only rhyme, but also are very rigorous. Specifically, the first, second and fourth sentences must rhyme, and "rhyme to the end" is the rhyme method of writing poems or allegro in three and a half sentences.

Three and a half sentences should not only rhyme, but also be homophony, that is, rhyming words should not only have the same vowel, but also have the same tone, but the tone of the third sentence cannot be the same as that of other sentences. Only in this way can the audience feel harmonious and happy.

In actual creation, the most troublesome thing is this "half sentence". Often because we can't find the right "half sentence", we have to give up the last three sentences. So sometimes the last "half sentence" is determined first, then the first three sentences are written.

"Rhyme" is not as difficult as some people think, but it is by no means as simple as some people think. To master rhyme, it is best to be familiar with the knowledge of thirteen strings. If you are interested, you can find books on this subject, so I won't talk about it here. It is emphasized here that rhyme is not only the same vowel, but its initials must be different. In other words, you can't rhyme with "homophones", let alone use homophones. Different vowels can also rhyme, such as "ang" and "uang", "ing" and "ong". The same vowel does not necessarily rhyme, such as zhi and li, the former is a whole syllable.

Some people think that since it is a "half sentence", the number of words is half of the previous sentence, and this way of thinking is the most unacceptable. The "half sentence" of three and a half sentences is by no means half of other sentences, but less than half. Only in this way can people clearly feel the "half sentence" Many people write three and a half sentences, many of which are three words or four words, or even five words, which simply cannot reflect the soul of three and a half sentences-"half sentences".

In order to highlight the characteristics of "three sentences and a half" and give the audience a kind of "fresh, strange" or "humorous" effect, the "half sentence" of "three sentences and a half" should be based on two words, and of course one word can be used, but it is not easy to express the needed ideas. If you can't find the right word with two words (vowels and tones are controlled by the first two sentences, which is really difficult), you can also use three words, but use them as little as possible. As for four words and more words, they must be avoided. The word "er" in "Hua Er" is not a word. If "no way" counts.

The number of words in the first three sentences is not very strict. Generally, it is mainly composed of seven words, or it can be five or six words. It's best not to use more than seven words. Less than five words is not acceptable.

The number of words in each paragraph can be different, but the first three sentences of the same paragraph should be the same. Only in this way can the audience feel fresh and strange when they hear the last sentence. If the number of words in the first few sentences is different, the audience will only feel the change of the number of words, but not the "half sentence", then it is not three sentences and a half sentence.

In addition to what I said before, Sansanban, like poetry, also has requirements such as "sentence pattern" and "level tone". In other words, the number of words in each sentence is not necessarily the same, but it must conform to a certain sentence pattern. For example, "We haven't eaten yet, let's finish the work quickly", although it is all seven words, we can't use three and a half sentences. Seven-character sentence patterns generally include "222 1" and "22 12", while six-character sentence pattern "2222" is not suitable for other sentence patterns. It is better to consider "ping", because people who know metrical poems are easy to master, but ordinary people are more difficult to master. Generally, just pay attention to the tone change of each word. If it's all in the same tone, it sounds uncomfortable.

What I am talking about here is the basic essentials of creating three and a half sentences. Only by mastering these essentials skillfully and working hard can we write a good three-sentence sentence.

A Pleiadian hoarded information from friends-

Gong, drums and firecrackers rang together,

A few bachelors have wedding scenes,

If I don't have a wife,

Rob.

I ha ha a smile, back to a sentence-

Took the bride from the audience,

Whoever wins will enjoy the wealth,

The groom wore a big hat.

Tie it up!

Pleiadian friends also ha ha a smile, connect a way-

I'm afraid to tie it,

Everyone knows that my father is in officialdom.

Who cares about eating, drinking, gambling,

Crazy!

There are two parts on the mountain-

What officialdom fears most is the martial arts field.

Black boss name sound,

Take this chick back,

Reward!

Aim for the boss flash,

It's not enough to subdue gangs.

How do you thank a hero for saving America?

There is a prize!