Jokes that make girls happy What are the jokes that make girls happy?

1, I have four children, all very naughty. One day, when I came home from work, the children were making noise at home. My wife was very happy to see me back and said, it's great that you finally came back. I am very happy to think that all the children are afraid of me, but my wife went on to say: only you are the most obedient and obedient at home! Go buy me a bag of salt.

2. Wolf cubs are born vegetarians. Mother wolf and father wolf racked their brains to train wolf cubs to hunt. Finally, Sirius's parents were happy to see their son chasing rabbits. The wolf cub grabbed the rabbit's fierce face and said, boy! Hand over the carrots!

A little boy was taken to the hospital by his mother. In order to make the little boy less nervous, the doctor pointed to his ear and teased him and said, is this your nose, little friend? The little boy looked at the doctor, turned to his mother seriously and said, Mom, we need a new doctor.

4. The miser was on a business trip, and he was afraid that others would steal the wine he just ordered, so he wrote on the paper: I spit in the cup. After a while, he came back and found a few more words on the note: I vomited, too.