What's the joke that made you laugh recently?

I went to a barbecue with a buddy a few days ago, and two tables next to me somehow got into a fight! Benches and beer bottles are used. I don't know who threw a beer bottle and hit my friend on the head. At that time, the blood came out! Then the police came and took my buddy to the hospital. After the doctor examined and bandaged him, he asked him what was wrong with him. My buddy sighed and said: My life is not good!

It is said that in the south, you can not only buy a potato, but also ask the boss to peel it for you. But if you only buy one potato in the north, the boss may peel it for you instead of peeling it. .

When I was a child, I thought the teacher's bus palm had a kind of magic.

The TV is stuck, slap it in the past, ok!

The radio is stuck. Just shoot it.

Once, someone taught me to do a math problem and my head got stuck. ...

Later, the doctor said, how high did the little guy fall? I have a slight concussion!

Classmate, how to get to the first hospital of the city? ""See the elevated road behind? Go straight ahead. " "But the viaduct seems to have not been repaired, it is broken!" "Yes, if you fall from a broken place, someone will take you to the first hospital in the city. "

I have just arrived in a new city, I am not familiar with any place, and I want to eat when I am hungry. When I saw a woman in front of me, I called her aunt. Later, I learned that it was a little girl. The little girl was not angry and asked me what it was. I said where the nearest restaurant was, and she took the trouble to give me a detailed introduction. After a thousand thanks, I followed the route and finally came to the door of the public toilet. ......

My friend wrist fracture had a thick bandage in the hospital. His daughter-in-law looked at the doctor nervously. "Doctor, this doesn't affect his washing dishes, does it?"

1, Guo's bald area is known, how to find the shadow area in his heart?

In Guangdong, these are all pets that must be kept at home. . .

I haven't worried about losing my hair since I used the checkout room. .

When I was in primary school, I failed the exam and was beaten by my father. In order to ease the atmosphere, I took the initiative to talk to my father. I want to ask, "Dad, have you eaten?" As a result, I said nervously, "Dad, didn't you eat?" Dad, it's even heavier after listening! !

5. I was scolded for playing games with a guy. He gave me his address and phone number to ask me out. I didn't argue with him and ignored him. After the game, another game was played. I didn't expect people to be so angry now that someone would scold me. This time, I can't stand it. I took the initiative to make an appointment and reported the address and phone number of the guy before.

6. I had a group meeting at school today and suddenly sneezed unexpectedly. I looked up and found my nose on the back of the girl in front. She didn't notice, so I wanted to help her wipe it off secretly. I just reached over and the girl next to me found out and shouted, "How can you wipe someone's nose?"

I bought a few pairs of underwear on the Internet the other day, and they broke after wearing them for a few days. Be extremely angry