A joke for girls.

1. I passed an intersection that day and had a desire to fart. A man just got on a motorcycle, so I wanted to take this opportunity to hide my fart. I don't know. It's too noisy. The motorcyclist thought that the engine had started and was ready to leave in gear. I was embarrassed that time.

The manager is talking to a beautiful girl: "Sorry, swimming is forbidden here …" "Then why didn't you tell me before I undressed?" "We didn't ban undressing."

3. Xiaomei wrote down her wishes when she grew up in her composition book: first, I hope to have a lovely child; Second, I also hope to have a husband who loves me. It turns out that the teacher wrote a comment: "Please pay attention to the order."

Who do you think is the most influential physicist? I wrote Newton. As a result, I was the only one in the class who failed. Originally, everyone wrote the name of the tutor ...................................................................................................................................................................... !

The butterfly said to the bee, "You are so stingy. You pretend to be full of sweet words, but you won't give me a word. " The bee said, "Hum! Still talking about me, you have two long antennas on your head, why don't you send me a text message? "

6. A parrot was taught to speak: "I can walk." Parrot: "I can walk." A: "I can talk." Parrot: "I can talk." A: "I can fly." Parrot: "Don't be ridiculous."

7. In the middle of the night, George W. Bush saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed, criticizing his head and distributing it. Bush was frightened and said, "How dare you break into the White House at night!" Bin Laden shook his chest-high beard, smiled darkly and said, "It's so confident to be soft!" " "