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What interesting things happened during the driving license test?

What interesting things happened when you took the driving license test?

Driver’s license, it’s so funny to think about the whole process of learning to get a driver’s license! It's not ordinary fun. I'm an introverted and timid person with a strong self-esteem that I can't bear to be wronged. Before I took the driver's license test, I didn't like cars very much. I would get car sick. To the extent that I get car sick, I don't have to sit in the car for a long time, and I don't have to feel sick when I see or smell it. Most of the time, I just need to hear the buzzing sound of a passing car, and I immediately feel I just feel like vomiting, and when I go on a long journey, I feel nauseated the day before when I think about taking a car. So I hate cars very much. I even wonder how there are such disgusting things in the world. They are everywhere.

But today’s society is inseparable from driving, and reality tells me that I must accept it and learn to operate it. After a friend introduced me, I added a coach on WeChat. Before learning to drive, I was very afraid of the fierce coach because I am a person. I am stupid and slow to react, and I am afraid that the coach will be cruel to me. I have heard that many coaches will curse and hit others, which is terrible. I asked the coach on WeChat and said that I was afraid that I would be too stupid to learn and pay for nothing, and I was even more afraid that the coach would be cruel to me. The coach said that he would not curse or be cruel to others, and that his students had a very good relationship with him. After hesitating for a long time, he still signed up.

The driving learning mode was turned on. When I saw the instructor, I couldn’t tell what he was like at first. After a few more days of contact, he felt okay and not as terrible as I imagined. Just in time for the driving school to be relocated, he put the beginning of We learned how to operate a car and taught him. He basically had no time to care about us. He taught us one subject after another and we practiced on our own. The instructor was indeed a good person and very gentle. Because he had a good temper, I relied on him very much since I was stupid. He, I can pour money when he is present, but not when he is not there. Others think that the master will not pour money when he is very nervous. I am the opposite of them, but the master said that I am the kind of person who learns very well and releases the clutch when driving. You can tell by the sound that I have learned well. In fact, I am very cautious and don't know what is best based on my feelings. However, when I was learning with him, I was very slow to respond. Sometimes he was really made to explode.

He said that I was the best and best among his students. I applied for the second subject, but several students before him failed in turn. He had high expectations for me. The day before the exam When I was practicing the test car, I knew he had expressed hope, so I practiced the test car very seriously and carefully. He has been with me from the beginning, standing outside and following me all the way. He will tell me how to do and operate every project. , Nao Nao ~ He also carefully escorted me. As a result, his performance that day disappointed him greatly, and I even beat myself up. A boy and I used a car, and we did one lap each. The second subject had 7 items, namely: inversion, side position, and simulated slippery. Road surfaces, curves, half-hill starts, right-angle turns and tunnels. In total, one of us has done 6 laps, and the boy passed the test twice. Even if he didn't pass the test, he made many mistakes without making any mistakes. As for me, who is usually very skilled in dumping, I didn't dump it even once in 6 laps. The master was very confident from the beginning to getting angry at the end, and he just didn't bother to talk to me. I was also very depressed myself. I always felt that the test car was It's shorter than our usual coach car, but that car is BYD like the usual coach car, and it just won't go in. The same goes for other items, all of them are wrong. The master said, what are you doing? Isn't it usually good? You had to make a mistake when you could have poured it in, which made me doubt my life. The boy I was with was from another driving school. He said that after you finish, go and practice dumping. Your dumping is not good. I said that you can usually do it.

After it was over, I had a lot to say, but the master was obviously angry. When I came back, I posted on WeChat about how I felt about practicing for the test car. When I took the test the next day, I wasn’t nervous at all and was very calm. , the master also patiently told me the precautions for the exam. I was afraid that he would talk about what happened yesterday, but he didn't mention a word, and even helped me hand in the form and so on. I was very touched. The people who accompanied me kept asking me if I was nervous? I said I wasn't nervous, because I couldn't pass the exam at all, so why should I be nervous? I knew from my performance yesterday that I was doomed today. After waiting for a day, it was finally my turn to take the test. Before I got on the exam bus, I didn’t forget to show my bad side. I took out my phone to take a photo and sent it to Moments. Then I got on the bus and turned off the phone to start the exam.

For the first item, go to the left first. Yeah~~ I’m in good condition today. I entered it in one go. I’m so happy! But when the comedy started, I said I was already in, so why didn’t my voice announce me? Are you so unlucky to encounter a car with bad voice? I thought it was over. Before I came here, the examiner said that my voice was not good, so I waved to the camera and someone would come to help. I raised my left hand and waved, and then raised my right hand and waved, but no one showed up. I was desperate and continued. Let's go, just pretend that we are here to practice driving. I will go through all the items in a while and then go to them to settle the score. I drove out and prepared to drive to the right, but I still didn't give up. Why is there no voice message when it comes out? I continued to wave, and the people behind me who were already waiting in line were worried. Still no one paid attention to me. I was unlucky. Yesterday when I was practicing for the test car, the voice kept saying it. When I went in, I said it, and when I came out, he said it. Report, the voice can hardly beat me, is it so mute today? I think I'll just give it a try and wait until I bump into something behind me to see if it reacts. Then I close my eyes and go to the back. His voice gets louder and he suddenly says, "The pressure line is 100 points. Oh my god." , then I suddenly realized that the voice is reported only when a mistake is made. I thought it was reported once when you come out and once when you enter. If you make a mistake, you must report it, and if you do something right, you must report it! Although I practiced driving for the test yesterday, I just kept applying for it yesterday!

This time I understood what was going on, so I just walked around for a while, and there was still a chance. The second lap also went smoothly and I fell in. This time I knew that it was right to not speak with my voice. After the warehouse dumping was completed, I completed it one by one. I became more and more nervous from the calmness at the beginning. I was so nervous that my heart almost jumped out of my chest. I had already passed several projects and was afraid that I would die in the next project. I was very nervous and felt like I couldn't stand on my feet. I kept comforting myself, I must be steady and I can't be sorry to the master. The master was beaten like that yesterday and he was still so patient today. I must pass the exam. Otherwise, he will definitely ignore me in the future. Banpo starts with 3 levels from the bottom. We have never practiced this level before. The master’s coach will stall at Banpo, and the relocated venue does not have this event to practice on. , just based on what the master usually tells us, and I walked through the exam twice, the master means to do all the items well. Here in Banpo, as long as you don't press the edge, you will be deducted 100, but here, if you don't do the exam well, you will be deducted 20. I got 80 points and passed the test with 80 points if everything else was done well. I still earned 10 points here. I finished the last project nervously all the way. When I passed the voice test with 90 points, I got out of the car tremblingly and turned on my mobile phone. I couldn't hold it steady anymore, so I reluctantly stood on the side and immediately sent a message to the master saying that I had passed. I went out to look for him. He was lying in the car watching TV. He looked like he had no hope of repaying me, but I passed. He was very happy and started to talk to me about subject three, subject three road test.

It was the same day on the day of the 3rd exam. I passed 100 points in the first test, but failed in the second test. I forgot how, but the interesting thing is that I was very afraid of going downhill. When going downhill, the car went sideways and the speed increased. I was very anxious about what the master should do. It was going too fast and I couldn’t control it. I was screaming, and the master said you stepped on the right foot. Where? I said it's about the brakes! He said out of the blue, "Don't you know how to apply the brakes?" Where do the brakes come from? Step on slowly and don't stop. I just step on it gently until it reaches the bottom. The car stopped. I patted my chest and said, "It's good that there are brakes on the car, otherwise it would have gone down." I was glad and said to myself, but the master looked helpless. , didn’t he tell you to step on it and not stop? I said where did I go wrong again? Did I keep pressing on to the end? He said to tell you to step down slowly to control the speed of the car but not to stop the car from being stepped on. It made me laugh to death. I understood it to be to apply the brakes slowly, don’t stop, and apply the brakes to the end! The master lost his temper and said that I wanted to yell at people when I made mistakes during the driving test. Today I can yell at you, but tomorrow you will be operating alone but no one will yell at you. The next day, I passed the subject 3 exam smoothly, and not long after, I also passed subject 4, and I finally got my driver's license.