In order to prolong some topics, there are also some funny stories between male and female friends. Qiu daquan

1, remembering that my dad used to be awesome, he hid the computer power cord before going to work.

I looked for it all day, but I couldn't find it.

Tell me after work and hide it in your schoolbag.

2. When I was in junior high school, I secretly smoked with my playmates near my home.

Just two breaths, the classmate exclaimed: "Your dad!"

I threw away my cigarette as soon as I saw it, and I felt the whole world was dark.

Then my dad pointed at me angrily and scolded me: "Go easy on me! Have you been throwing away cigarettes for that long? ! "

3. My parents are watching TV series "Looking forward to gunfire" in the living room.

My dad asked, "Hey, do you think that man used to be from Little Tiger?"

"Well, what's the name again?"

"It seems to be ... by the way, Langrich! Yes, that's him! "

She is the most serious and beautiful female employee in the company, and even the manager can't help but want to talk to her.

"I have a car. Can I give it to you?"

She shook her head and said, "No."

"You're welcome."

"Does your lover mind?"

"No."

"How embarrassing ..."

"Ha ha, do you want to give a sentence?"

She finally nodded bravely, but she couldn't help adding, "What you gave me is mine. Don't go back. "

I was eating in the restaurant when suddenly an elder sister came over and smelled of all kinds of perfume. I can't take it anymore. I don't want to eat at all. After much deliberation, I finally had to take off my shoes.

6. "Mom, why didn't you come back until now?"

"Can't, there are too many people learning from Lei Feng in the street! At the traffic light intersection at home, I was helped back and forth several times. I was sent back to the opposite side as soon as I came over! "

"Then how did you come back?"

"I really can't walk, and I accidentally fell to the ground. As a result, the people who lined up to help me were scattered, and I ran all the way back. "

7. A middle-aged woman sat in front of a doctor in the outpatient department of the hospital. "Doctor, please give me a check. I often feel chest tightness and chest pain. "

The doctor listened with a stethoscope for a while, but heard nothing, so he said, "I'll write a list for you and take a picture for me."

After a long time, the woman went back to the clinic and put a big photo album in front of the doctor.

The doctor asked, "What are you doing?"

"Show you photos, didn't you let me take pictures? Look, this is the photo I took over the years. Look at this, doctor. It's beautiful. You choose one. Choose a beautiful one. Look at the photos and compare them with me now. What happened to me? "

8. Sisters and handsome guys are walking in the rain.

Sister: Can we share an umbrella?

Handsome guy: Why? Don't you have an umbrella?

Sister: Me. ...

Sister: Can you watch the stars with me tonight?

Handsome guy: What's there to see about a star?

Sister: Me. ...

9. I like photography recently. I went to the mall to buy a camera and saw various lenses, long and short, and varied.

Suddenly I saw a long shot and asked the shopkeeper, "That long shot must be very expensive, right?"

The shopkeeper took a look and later said to me, "That's a telescope."

10, girlfriend is the best. I asked her, "Why do men and women want to kiss when they meet, but they don't kiss much after marriage?"

She said to me cunningly, "When in love, when men and women meet, they both want to know what food the other person is eating.

I don't ask questions, just use my tongue to test it by kissing.

After marriage, the couple eat the same food, so kissing is naturally unnecessary. "

1 1. At noon, colleague A drinks, eats meat and smokes. The taste in his mouth is quite excessive.

Colleague B is playing computer, and A leans in to watch. Suddenly he gave a long hiccup, only to see B covering her nose and glaring for a few seconds and yelling loudly, "You might as well fart at me ..."

12, there is a single boy next to my seat. Today, a beautiful girl suddenly came to him and said that today is the end. what are you going to do？

He replied without thinking: you are so stupid, and you believe it. Then the sister left silently.

13, complaining to my mother about cold feet, wearing snow boots and cotton slippers.

My mother squinted at me and said, "hot wheels is not cold, so I can't buy it."