Who collects some funny jokes for me?

Judging from the popular jokes in the past, the sentence 10 is classic and makes people laugh-

First, "China people win" once had a multiple-choice question for international students: "Dalian Shide team won the championship after 90 minutes of fierce fighting." Q: Which of the following sentences best fits the meaning of the text? A Beijing Hyundai team beat Dalian Shide team, B Beijing Hyundai team beat Dalian Shide team, C Dalian Shide team beat Beijing Hyundai team. Although the correct answer is C, it has been repeatedly emphasized that many candidates still choose B in the examination room.

This topic originated from a true story: 1983, the women's volleyball team of China and the women's volleyball team of the United States met in the group match, and after the match, the headline "China defeated the United States" appeared in the China newspaper. A few days later, China and the United States met again in the final and competed for the championship. The title of the China newspaper was changed to "China trounced the United States". An American student named Christr was very happy after reading the newspaper and thought that America had won. He praised his national team among the overseas students in China and made a big joke. It is said that until he left China after graduation, Krister said indignantly to everyone he met, China people are so strange. China people won the battle, so why should they compete? Perhaps at the Beijing Olympic Games, many foreign friends will be confused again.

Second, "dear aunt" in Chinese, "mother" and "mother" both refer to mother. An English student who came to China for the first time to study Chinese took a fancy to a beautiful China girl on campus. So he wrote her a courtship letter, but suddenly forgot how to write "Niang", so he cleverly changed "Niang-"and "Dear Aunt" into "Mom".

Third, "Let's go to bed together", "Let's go to bed" and "Qi" sometimes have the same meaning, but if they are paired separately, the meaning may be completely opposite. For example, "going to bed" and "getting up" are two different things, and "going to bed" also means having sex together. An American girl and her China boyfriend who temporarily taught her Chinese were invited to a friend's party. Because it was too late, she drank too much and stayed. Before the break, the American girl handed a note to her male neighbor in China-"Let's go to bed together!" Her original intention was to get up and leave together tomorrow, but it made China's male neighbors think for half a night.

Fourth, the "condom" hat is worn on the head, and sometimes foreign friends will be confused. A teacher from China told a story that happened to an international student he taught in Beijing. The international student told the teacher that he often went out by motorcycle. The teacher reminded him that there are too many cars in Beijing, so be careful. He replied, "Never mind, I will wear a condom."

5. The joke "You and I are nothing" was once said by a Chinese major teacher in Nanjing Normal University in class-an American professor who claimed to be an expert in Chinese taught his students Chinese. When talking about accurately understanding the meaning of "thing", he made the following statement: In Chinese, "thing" not only indicates the direction, but also refers to objects, such as desks and chairs, televisions, glasses, etc., which can all be called things. "

6. "You can't come when it's convenient." On one occasion, several foreign students from China invited foreign boys who had just come to China to study Chinese to dinner. In the middle, an international student from China went out to have a "rest". Foreign students don't understand what it means, and everyone tells them it's going to the toilet to excrete. The student remembers that one day, a girl wanted to visit him at his convenience. The foreign student immediately waved, "You can come at any time, but you can't come at my convenience." The common phrase "providing convenience for customers" in the service industry is also understood as providing customers with toilet services, which has become a joke for a while.

Because I don't know much about the word "bian", I played another joke-people in China are generally very polite, and the banquet is obviously very rich, which is also called "a light meal" for guests. Once, a foreign guest saw that the host of China had prepared such a light meal and praised it with a thumbs up-"This is a shit meal!" When this statement came out, the whole table of China people suddenly lost their flavor.

7. "Farmers in China are getting more and more expensive" happened in the late 1980s. An American student couldn't distinguish between "rich" and "expensive", and wrote in his sentence: "After the Third Plenary Session, farmers in China became more and more expensive."

Eight, "where where" and "where" together express self-modesty, which is a well-known common phrase in China. But Mr. W, a foreigner who has just come into contact with Chinese, doesn't understand. Once Mr. W attended the wedding of a young overseas Chinese, and he politely praised the bride for her beauty. The groom on the side immediately thanked the bride. "Where?" Mr. W felt very embarrassed, thinking that he would say it in blunt Chinese before talking about the place-"hair, eyebrows, eyes, ears, nose and mouth are all beautiful!"

9. In the Chinese class "Laughing in Jiuquan", the teacher wants to know about the recent Chinese learning effect of foreign students, and then asks: "Can you say an idiom to describe a person who is very happy?" Answers such as "Laughter", "Cheerfulness" and "Dancing" soon appeared in the audience. The teacher went on to say, "This idiom had better contain numbers, such as one, two, three, four ..." One international student responded quickly-"Laughing away nine springs".

Ten, "you, awesome!" This is a story told by an American from China: On Christmas Day in 2005, I went to a friend's house in China for dinner. They are all from China. Although they celebrate foreign festivals, they still eat jiaozi in China. There is also an American girl to have dinner with. After dinner, she has to go first and I'll take her home. As I wrapped jiaozi, I asked politely, "Did you eat well tonight?" Naturally, she was full of praise for my cooking. Just as she turned to leave, as if she hadn't boasted enough, she gave me a thumbs-up-"You are great!"