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A famous saying about Qing songs
At the moment, the whole person is sitting around the mountain with his arms, and his nose is filled with the faint smell of sandalwood, which makes him smile when he takes a shower. Before he smiled, he looked at the pages in his hand that didn't turn from time to time. After listening to their words, he occasionally listens to a few words, only feeling that he has no enthusiasm for them. A strange warm current slowly spread around the lower abdomen of the mountain and climbed onto the branches of the tree. -"Yun Gu Feng Chai"
4. "I waited for you for so long, but you started down and didn't go to the end." You let me down. I don't want you to go through my heart. The only wish is that if people have an afterlife, they are willing to fight for Shunhua, and Shunhua has not lost his life. Vertically, there are two dynasties, which are also a piece of Tsinghua. "-"Spring on the Jade Tower "
5. Heshan is really uncomfortable. He quietly closed his legs and twisted his son, but his hips did not resist the child. I laughed at my own layer of cotton silk every other year, but the heat and hardness emitted from it were branded, and the mountain was really shaken. I heard that the family didn't open it for our children. Every student saw him in a low voice, with one hand around her, and she smiled at him before catching the hem of the cheongsam. -"Yun Gu Feng Chai"
On a sunny day, she was photographed and went down to the Italian garden. The sparkling waves in the pool of people watching the wind were better than those in the world. Half a pool of green lotus leaves is covered with a thin cover. When it is golden, it is half a person, but she has become a "cloud bone".
7, Jiangnan picking lotus, fish playing lotus field. As long as the years are ordinary and quiet, she is as idle as the sound of a boat wandering on the red river in Jiangzhou every day. -"Yun Gu Feng Chai"
8. It's late autumn, and the hibiscus by the lake has landed, and then the colors are reflected like my lake, and the autumn colors compete with the clear sky-"Jade Tower Spring"
9. Standing on the vault and looking west, I saw seven or eight things lost in the Gehong River. Later, in the Ming dynasty, I learned to lose the year and the lights reflected freely, sparkling, like a long dragon winding. -"Yun Gu Feng Chai"
10, it's a pity that there is a clear song. Xiaohesheng paid Ni Hun.
1 1. It is a famous iron cutting needle-Yujiaquan, which is used to cut the lean meat on crane legs and the fat on mosquito stomachs.
12. It is said that Zu Caiyao learned it when he actually crossed the sea a day ago, and he learned it from every monk in your temple when he came back. She had to put salt into bamboo tubes in her own bamboo garden. Bamboo needs to grow in a natural place, and it will grow to middle age every day, so that it can be seen that it will be sealed every time it goes out, and its eyes are the same as its voice. It depends on that every time you leave the kiln, you will burn it with pine for five hours. The bamboo tube burned out free thinking, leaving only the purple salt stick. I think you've been baked once, so repeat it eight times. When roasting for the ninth time, sprinkle turpentine into the kiln to raise the fire. At this time, salt seems to be liquid every time. So no more than nine times, don't get fragrant bamboo salt. -"Yun Gu Feng Chai"
13, a brocade robe skirt with big agate red hair. Seen from the west, it looks like a small cloak of the same color. There is a jade pendant in the shape of a carved fish hanging around the neck, with a small eyebrow and a light rouge. The whole dress is festive and rich, but it can look like a western dress. Women from wealthy families in the west are well dressed when they go out to visit guests, but they are a little picky when they go out. -"Yun Gu Feng Chai"
Although 65438+ looks like a girl's real face, the world is like ... -"Yun Gu Feng Chai"
15. His love is like her deep sea, forbearing and heavy, tolerant and silent. -"The Story of the Pearl"
16. Every student's hands are warm and the palm feels a little rough. He slowly teased the fact on the slippery skin of rivers and mountains, and finally covered the soft skin of rivers and mountains. He caressed for a while and caught a small cherry on the lost mountain. I really miss it in Doby. The hand of the White Mountain really bends and holds the knife. Now, under the semi-loose skirt, it deftly twists the small cherry between people's laughing fingers, and the home is swollen like this-"Yun Gu Feng Chai"
17, Heshan really didn't treat our children as soft as springs. When they came up, they left them in the mountains, tightly wrapped in people's laughter. Every student is tight and strong, and then he doesn't treat them, such as holding the laughter of the people up and down, like a bumpy boat in the sea. The strange and arrogant gesture attracted the true feelings of Dashan, and the ridiculous direction quickly climbed to the first peak of the conference. -"Yun Gu Feng Chai"
18, the fragrance type is clove, agarwood and woody, and the flowers are seven kinds of flowers, namely, flowers, pear flowers, peach blossoms, red lotus flowers, cherry blossoms and white sunflower, and Inula flowers are added after opening. I want to use clock milk powder, lotus powder and jade tablets, and mix the water sample with musk after opening.
19, let's say goodbye first. Mother chopped the pork into fine sauce, and the water world chopped the mushrooms, bamboo shoots and ginger into fine sauce, and then added the fine powder and kneaded it into a ball. Every time they go to the dish, they will add wine and oil to keep them alive in the pot. At ten o'clock, everyone said that they would steam the meat with vegetables. -"The first child of a farmer in the Song Dynasty came to the city to feel things."
20. My sister left the kitchen, but my sons, who have just known each other for a while, have to grab a few handfuls of cooked rice, add wind to it, cut a white mash for their families to see, but don't spill it on the stove. Later, the owner of the salt pot had to grab a small amount of salt for other plants. -"Farmers in the Song Dynasty could not live without happiness."
2 1, the Buddha said, the fruit is surrounded by bodhi circles, and the water and wind blow the flowers. -"Yun Gu Feng Chai"
22. Yu Ming looked up and saw a door where five people lived, covered with a barrel-shaped glazed tile roof, shining in the sun. The doorposts and windows are painted, and auspicious birds and auspicious patterns are carved on the jade steps at the door. Naturally, every time I go out of the wall, I see bricks and stones around me, but I can't see a happy year. The black background of the lintel is painted. "-"Yun Gu Feng Chai "
I don't want to plant it overnight, but it has grown into a girl with a border home. Snow skin bright eyes, graceful, but still vaguely remember the face full of eyebrows in my mind, it seems that he can do it himself, as if a lotus flower is broken and a girl's delicate eyes are planted. -"Yun Gu Feng Chai"
24. If we are in the same place at once, what is the opening of the rosin market? After the impact of the pear tree belt many times, the place became a graceful girl, the students' eyebrows were green and the spring smoke was green. I like it when I look at you. The sudden appearance of things and the students' confusion are all measures, and the cheeks are like clouds ... —— Clouds on the Temple
25. When you look at something, you will see that after a round of snow, the sun is shining on her. The whiter and brighter the snow, the bigger the black tiles on the eaves gallery will be, and the melted snow will fall. -"Yun Gu Feng Chai"
26. Spring rain is as expensive as oil. As soon as he came, she returned the rain in time. The wheat seedlings planted in Gansu last autumn saw green and grew gratifying. It's been several years, and it's rare for a son and husband to live a good life this year. The cultivators are beaming. It's wrong to go out early and come back late, and it's wrong to beat wheat. It is also wrong to plant wheat, and it is also right to plant corn seeds. I hope she will return the rain to other countries as soon as he comes. By early summer, this year will be a good year in other countries. There is a white man behind the village.
I want to learn from the world. There are thousands of snow clouds in Qian Qian and thousands of branches and beautiful trees in Qian Qian-"Yungu".
28. Chu Yang, like him, was scattered in fields and rivers. Dewdrops hung on the leaves of wheat ears, and the man stood on the ridge covered with weeds and whips. From time to time, Xili can see small animals that look like foxes and jump out after seeing the green wheat fields of that year. Last year, he was on the grass in other countries. There is a white man behind the village.
29. She stared at him for a while, took off her mask, gently covered him, and then sat silently on the stone bench beside him.
The autumn sun shines on my body, and after a long time, my back is slightly warm. She looked up and saw a flock of geese flying south in the crisp autumn sky. Such scenes are similar year after year. 30. She looked around. This is a farmhouse with blue bricks and yellow mud. Several beds of leeks and leeks were planted in the front yard, and a pigsty was set up beside them. There are two pigs with white skin and black spots buzzing inside, one hall, then the kitchen, and then three bedrooms. I guess one is for myself and this little girl, one is for Ah Wu, and then there is provocation. Look at the decoration in the house, it should be a ruined farmer-The Life of a Country Man in the Song Dynasty
A sad heart.
This belongs to me and you, but now I'm the only one left. There was so much sweetness in the past, so much eternity, and now I'm the only one left with those pasts.
I don't know when you will think of it again, or forget it forever.
She should be much gentler around you than me.
I will only bother you and rely on you for everything.
I can't do anything without you now.
The so-called growth is just a lie made up to let you start a new life with peace of mind.
I said, if you don't love me, I won't bother you anymore.
This is not to say that I don't love you, but that I love you so much until you leave me, and I don't want to make you unhappy.
If you choose her, it will make you happier.
I can only choose to hold on to my memories.
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In the same sky
I've been with Xu Sheng for a year and a half! Long time no see, I miss each other silently every day. Although studying in two places separately, we are still in the same sky!
Maybe I'm still young
Maybe no one will take care of us.
But, so what?
My life, my way, is that I am walking by myself. If that's the so-called advice, it hurts. Okay? !
Many people envy us. But there are many people who don't like us. Someone is sowing dissension.
Don't envy, you don't know how many tests and setbacks our manager has experienced. I don't need anyone's love. Sweetness moves us, but even if we are lovelorn, it's us. The dispute you planted was just a joke in his eyes and mine, but we both told each other about the dispute others planted, and then we both laughed at them as idiots. Ha ha laugh
He knows me well, but he doesn't know me!
I don't know him, but I know him well!
I have tried many times to say the same thing very well, or to say what the other person wants to say first!
I still have something to say to you.
I love you too.
I love you
! Touched. It is this tacit understanding that keeps you and me together all the time.
May I spend every anniversary with you on the 20th!
I love you when you come back.
A spoony confession
1, some roads that we have walked side by side, some stories that we are the protagonists, a song that we have duet for so long, and what will never change is the persistence of love hidden in our hearts.
2. A plain sentence: Do you know that you are very important?
I still know you after breaking up, but I don't want to see you again. I won't bless you if you live well, and I won't laugh at you if you live badly. Because from now on we are strangers. Your world no longer has me, and my world no longer has you.
Even though we have never held hands, I really loved you, and I have no ability to disappear into your world, so be it!
This is not a love letter in your imagination. I don't want to tell you my love I just want to tell you that I really miss you, and suddenly I miss you.
Girl, remember that no one in this world is worth your tears, because the only one who is, won't make you cry.
7. There are traces of you everywhere. You deleted my trace in your memory, but left me in it.
8. Please accept my most sincere and best wishes in your busy work; May my blessing eliminate the fatigue caused by a day's work; May happiness and joy accompany you every day of your life.
9. The fragrance of flowers yesterday is still in my skirt. Or the familiar cloud floating around me. I reached out and stopped the pale yellow dead leaves that were blown down by the autumn wind, and a trace of bitterness entered my heart.
10, I walked alone for so many years and didn't feel anything until I met you. Would you like to walk the rest of the road with me?
1 1, the most complete love is the most thorough injury! People always have to be deeply subverted once before they have to believe that some dreams can only be dreams! In the end, I will always be with myself!
12, when I saw the photo, I thought of a popular sentence before: love is not hate but indifference. You really gave me a wonderful experience!
13, the saddest thing is not when things happen, but those long years behind, in countless listless days and countless nights of memories, whether the pain should hang on your cheeks or spread in your heart.
14, you came into my world like sunshine, and my life is wonderful because of you! Dear you, please accompany me to the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, ok?
15, life is endless and lonely. Loneliness is the eternal theme of love. I am alone with my shadow. It said it had something to say to me. It says it misses you very much. It turns out that my shadow and I are thinking about you.
16, in my mind, sometimes it's big enough to punt, but for you and me, it's so small because it's just you and me, isn't it?
17, if life starts again, my lover is still running tirelessly after a long storm. Let's hold hands tightly!
18, if you have a girlfriend, can you tell me so that I can know when to give up, or I can give myself a deadline and tell myself that I can stop loving at that time!
19, maybe everyone thinks I have forgotten you, but now I am really working hard. It turns out that waiting is just an excuse. In order not to leave, and I am really tired, I want to have a shoulder to lean on.
20. If there is an afterlife, I would like to be your student. When you look in the mirror, you can give me your deepest gaze!
2 1, forget that person, it is better to forget yourself and tell yourself, not for fear that he will forget, but for fear that one day he will think of you again. Years take away memories, but memories will become clearer and clearer. One day, he turns to tell you that he has been thinking about you. Don't believe it, because he is not the same person, and you are no longer the same person.
22, some things, giving up is by no means so simple. Many times, the action has given up, but the thought is just about to move. In fact, I know that imaginary things are like stars in the sky, which can never be picked up. You just need to raise your head and look at its sparkling beauty in this most laborious posture. Put it down, can it really be as simple as putting down an object? Can it really be as simple as cutting a rope?
23. How strong do you have to be to remember?
24. Love at first sight is our fate, and distance is our obstacle. Can you and I play a touching fairy tale in advance? I look forward to a happy ending.
25. Let your lips wander and carve your face. I wonder if we can meet at the church in 10 million seconds.
26. You know, I have been standing behind you, expecting that one day, you will come back to see me. If one day, you need to talk and hug, and someone needs to wipe your tears, just look back and you will see me behind you.
27. I think about you every day, you know? I am very tired and wronged now. I can't tell anyone if I'm wronged. Maybe you don't understand. I really want to have you around, but I don't know who is with you now!
28. From the moment I saw you, my heartbeat told me that you were the one I had been waiting for all my life. You have given me courage and motivation, and I will use my life's efforts to care for this heart.
29. In the vast sea of people, knowing you is a kind of fate. I only hope to exchange my sincerity for your true feelings.
30, you are like a beautiful crystal, white and flawless, I am like someone else's hand wipe, you don't wipe it is not beautiful enough.
3 1, some wounds will gradually get better after a long time; Some grievances are relieved when they are figured out; Some pain, endured for a long time, became a habit, but in many lonely moments, it returned to my heart. In fact, some words hidden in my heart are not intentionally hidden, but not all the pain can be shouted out.
32. Someone taught you how to love, but he doesn't love you anymore.
33. Now I find I am more like a snowman. When winter comes, I will think of this relationship. If I can let go, it's not the cold blowing with the wind, nor the ubiquitous depression and sadness. Maybe it should be the warmth in my heart.
34. Without you, the sky is not blue! Without your flowers, it is not gorgeous! Without your meal, it doesn't smell good! Sleep without you is not sweet! Honey, why don't you come back?
Please read my name quietly in your lonely and sad days. And said: someone is thinking about me, and I live in the heart of one person in the world.
Love you makes me forget your appearance, love you makes me forget time, love you makes me so lonely, so lonely.
37. Caring is the deep concern of one heart for another. A wisp of acacia, a kind of happiness and warmth, intoxicated their hearts and bloomed two hearts. Caring is an unforgettable miss, just like my long wait.
38. If my existence brings you a little burden, you just need to breathe gently and I will drift away with the wind, because love is not a burden.
39. When everything becomes the wind, I am still waiting here; When the world has changed, I still stick to the original; Who taught me to be the stupidest person in the world and only know how to be nice to the person I like?
40. As long as you are willing, let me know when you are frustrated and need a shoulder most, and I will appear immediately.
4 1, loving you for ten thousand years is my pursuit; It is my wish to love you for a thousand years; Kissing you once is the happiest time in my life; Promise me, marry me!
42. Maybe one day, you turn around, but I am already, not at that intersection.
43. I often think of you inadvertently across the time and space close at hand, just like the breeze blowing off a leaf or two today. When the wind blows to you, remember that it is my greeting to you.
44. I miss you so much, you know? For me, your smile is the most important thing!
45. How long the night is, how long the tears are, and how long the love is. Follow you for a century rain or shine! We sail forward in the ocean of fate!
46. When you are depressed, I am your pistachio. When you are sad, I would like to be your sad tree!
47. I really want to forget you this year, you know? These two years are the most sensible years for my feelings. I really like you with my last student life and my purest feelings.
48. If I had known you and I were doomed to endless melancholy, I didn't know how to recover my heart. An unspeakable story, a beautiful encounter, and love is a kind of unrequited love.
49. In the difficult journey of life, let's turn into two bright lights that shine and warm each other.
50. I like you very much. I like your nose, I like your eyes, and I like the way you are always angry with me. I really like you!
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