Lu Xun is a famous writer in China. He has many works, the most famous of which is The True Story of Ah Q. Lu Xun has many interesting stories. One of them is this: One day, Lu Xun went to the barber shop to get a haircut in his shabby clothes. Seeing that he was dressed casually and looked dirty, the barber thought he looked like a beggar and cut his hair casually. After cutting his hair, Lu Xun grabbed a handful of money from his pocket and gave it to the barber, and then left without looking back. The barber counted carefully and found that he gave a lot more money, which made him very happy. More than a month later, Lu Xun came for a haircut again. The barber recognized that he was the customer who paid more money last time, so he was very polite to him, gave him a haircut carefully and kept asking for his advice until Lu Xun was satisfied. Who knows that when paying, Mr. Lu Xun carefully counted and counted, and did not give a penny more. The barber felt very strange and asked him why. Lu Xun said with a smile, "Sir, the last time you cut my hair indiscriminately, I paid you indiscriminately. If you cut me seriously this time, I will pay you seriously! " The barber felt ashamed and quickly apologized to Lu Xun. Lu Xun is a man who doesn't pay much attention to clothes. He likes to wear robes. Compared with his thin figure, it seems that a robe is more suitable than a suit. However, he is a bit sloppy. He often walks in the dust in his gown, feeling a bit like Kong Yiji, a down-and-out character in his works, so he made a joke: he is often considered a suspicious person in the elevator; Many people saw him and thought he was lucky to find the opium ghost; Sometimes I go to buy medicine, and even the little guy in the pharmacy despises him; When walking in the street, he is often searched by the police ... Lu Xun is a man who does not hesitate to cut his braid. At that time, it was as incredible as men wearing skirts. But in the face of ridicule, sarcasm and abuse, he still went his own way. Later, it was basically a flat head (equivalent to the current inch board). His hair is hard, his roots stand up in the wind, and he is like an iron brush. That's so cool. That's so handsome. Nowadays, handsome guys and beautiful women are keen on dyeing their hair and perming their hair, which is nothing compared with Lu Xun. He is too lazy to get a haircut and often ignores it for months at a time. Friends made fun of him: "Cai Yu, why don't you cut your' soil'?" How ugly! "Lu Xun said solemnly," oh! I'll pay. You look good! "Later, I really couldn't see the past, so I barely got a haircut. Once I walked into a barber shop, the barber didn't know Lu Xun, and when I saw his simple clothes, I thought he must have little money and didn't take a haircut seriously at all. In this regard, Mr. Lu Xun was not only angry, but also gave him a large sum of money at will after the haircut. The barber gave three times the money and was overjoyed. After a while, Lu Xun came for a haircut again. As soon as the barber saw it, he immediately took out all his housekeeping skills and made it "meticulous". His face was full of humility. Without cooking, Lu Xun did not show his generosity, but took out money and counted it to the barber one by one, without giving a penny more. The barber is very confused. " Sir, why did you give this today? Last time you ... "Lu Xun laughed:" Last time you handled it in general, I gave it in general. This time I am serious about geography, so I will give it seriously. " The barber listened like a cloud. His beard is also very personal. When he came back from studying in Japan for several years, his beard was Japanese-it looked funny with both ends tilted up. He was laughed at by people around him, saying that he was a foreign admirer. Lu Xun was very angry and simply changed his beard into the word "one" in official script, and they lived happily ever after. I have seen photos of Lu Xun when he was young, but I don't think he is very handsome, at least far from the so-called "first handsome man" in Korea and Japan. But Lu Xun has great confidence in himself. Once the British writer Bernard Shaw met him and said that everyone said that you are Gorky of China, but I think you are more beautiful than Gorky. After listening to such praise, Lu Xun was not only humble, but even said, "I will be more beautiful when I am old!" " "This old man is really interesting. Lu Xun has many hobbies. For example, the habit of giving people nicknames since childhood has never changed. As early as when I was studying in San Tan Yin Yue, there was a course called "Dui Ke", which achieved good results and was praised by the teacher, Mr. Shou Jason Wu. Once, a classmate peeked at Mr. Wang's project "Unicorn" and quietly asked him what was good about it. Lu Xun said, "Be kind to four-eyed dogs." Unexpectedly, the man actually answered Mr. Shou like this. Mr. Shou is nearsighted and wears glasses. He was naturally furious, but he covered his eyes with a book and couldn't help laughing. Lu Xun's observation can be described as keen. He gave a vivid name to the girl's crying-"four articles", because when the girl cried, her tears and nose came down! Isn't it four? He is giving a lecture in Peking University. At that time, there was a young professor in Peking University named Chuan Dao, who left a student's head, so he was nicknamed "a pinch of hair" and affectionately called him "a pinch of brother Mao" when they met. What an interesting expert! Moreover, he called his lover Xu Guangping "harmful to horses", and even came in handy when he wrote to his mother, saying: Don't worry, mother, harmful to horses is very good now ... Smoking, drinking and drinking tea can be described as Lu Xun's "three addictions". He has always been a heavy smoker. When he was in Beijing, he always smoked Hadmen pickup bags. His posture of holding a cigarette is very special: he holds a cigarette between his thumb and four fingers, not between his forefinger and middle finger (I think he has the demeanor of a modern underworld boss). Another interesting thing is that when smoking in front of people, he always pulls one out of his gray cotton-padded coat and smokes it. It seems that he doesn't like to take out the cigarette case first, then take one out of the cigarette case and stuff it back into the bag. His temper hasn't changed since he arrived in Shanghai. I don't know if I'm afraid of trouble, or if others see that his cigarettes are inferior and feel humiliated. In addition to his three addictions, he also likes to eat cakes, sweets and other sweets, which is a habit he developed when studying in Japan. Once, someone gave him persimmons, and he liked them very much. He hid them and enjoyed them secretly, but he was reluctant to give them to others! Only when the ladies come to visit will they be generous, because the ladies have a small appetite and can only eat one or two pieces! He can also eat Chili. When he was studying in Jiangnan Naval Academy, he did well in a final exam, and the school gave him a gold medal. Lu Xun didn't take the medal as a sign to show off, but he knew how to benefit. He went to Gulou Street to sell and bought a bunch of red peppers. Every time I study until the dead of night, when it is cold and sleepy, I pick a pepper, divide it into several pieces, chew it in my mouth until my forehead sweats, tears come to my eyes and I hiss. I just felt warm and sleepy, so I held a book and read it again. Now it seems that in addition to being ridiculous, it also gives birth to some feelings. He has a good appetite and likes to eat snake meat, lice and dried plums. Moreover, I have never been stingy with money. I often invite friends to dinner, and I can order several dishes without looking at the menu, such as "Muxiu Meat", "Hot and Sour Belly Sliced", "Fried Walnut Waist", "Three Fresh Iron Pot Eggs" and "Sweet and Sour Soft Slippery Carp Noodles"! He loves watching movies, and can almost be upgraded from a movie fan to a movie fanatic. Lu Xun didn't see the film for the first time until he was 43, but he couldn't accept it. During Lu Xun's nine years in Shanghai (46-55 years old), * * * saw 142 movies. Among them, 1934 had 37 games, 1935 had 36 games, and 19 games before 1936 fell. Almost once a week in the past three years. Good movies are not easy to miss or even watch again; And most of them are leading families, calling relatives and friends and driving together! Interestingly, among the movies imported from abroad, his favorite movie is the jungle of nature, a wild animal movie (equivalent to the recent Animal World). If Lu Xun were alive today, he would be a big fan of Zhong Zhao. Lu Xun also likes martial arts. He studied judo while studying in Japan, and taught in Shaoxing Fu Middle School after returning home. On a night trip, when I passed a desolate cemetery, I suddenly saw a pale and ghostly thing blocking the road. Lu Xun rushed up and kicked the guy to the ground, running around. It turned out to be a gloomy grave robber. Although Lu Xun is thin, his skill can be seen. Third, Lu Xun in life is humorous, with atmosphere, wisdom, optimism and grace in humor. Once his niece asked him, "Why is your nose shorter and flatter than my father's?" Lu Xun smiled: "My nose was as high as your father's, but I live in a dark environment and hit a wall everywhere, so my forehead and nose are short!" " "Some progressive young people in Guangzhou founded the South China Literature Society, fearing that the inaugural issue could not be sold, and hoped that Lu Xun would contribute to the inaugural issue. Lu Xun said humorously and seriously, "Publications sell easily. You can write an article to scold me, and my publication sells well! " "Celebrity speeches are inevitable, and Lu Xun is no exception. His speech is full of allusions, full of wit, and is often surrounded by applause and laughter. Once he returned to Peiping from Shanghai, Beijing Normal University invited him to give a speech entitled "Literature and Force". Some students read many articles attacking him in the newspaper, which is unfair to him. In his speech, he said: "Some people say that I came to Peiping this time to grab my job and make a comeback." But please rest assured that I will make a comeback soon. "This sentence immediately attracted laughter at the meeting. While teaching at Beijing Women's Normal University, a student once went to the park with a boy from another school without his parents' permission. When her parents found out, they ran to the school and made a scene, cursing the lax discipline in the school. The feudal rigid headmaster also called the female students "indecent" like a shrew. Mr. Lu Xun happened to pass by, and after learning the story, he said humorously, "Now it's sunny, what's wrong with two young people going to the park together?" "Those young people in the park are not allowed to go shopping. Do old men and women have to go shopping? ! "Lu Xun's family has two nannies. Somehow, quarrels often occur. He couldn't stand the noise all day and fell ill. A little girl next door asked, "Sir, why didn't you stop them?" Lu Xun said with a smile: "They quarreled because they were angry with each other. Even if it was suppressed for a while, the anger in their hearts could not be suppressed. I'm afraid they will lose sleep. It's better to let me lose sleep alone than three or two people. " He always speaks without scruple and dares to think and speak. For example, he expressed his views on people's secret "sex": appetite is to save themselves and save the present; * * * is to preserve future generations and what is eternal. The diet is not evil and unclean; * * * is not evil, not unclean. It's a pity that China's old ideas completely violate this truth. Until I gave birth to the child, I was still evasive, but I was full of dignity for the child. This behavior is almost equal to the rich man who stole money and made a fortune! In order to show that people can't be one-sided, he said humorously: although heroes are powerful, they can't be called "* * * masters" just because they are also * * *! Although Lu Xun was broad-minded, he was never fit to deal with ugly social phenomena. Everything that is false, evil and ugly has nothing to hide from Lu Xun. On one occasion, a local bureaucrat of the Kuomintang banned male and female students from swimming together. Lu Xun doesn't like it: "Students swim together and occasionally touch each other, which hinders the joint defense between men and women. However, after the ban, men and women are still sucking the air between heaven and earth. The air came out of this man's nostril, was sucked in by that woman's nostril, and then came out of that woman's nostril and was sucked in by another man's nostril, which simply confused Gan Kun. We ordered that all men, women and children and people of all colors should wear gas masks to prevent air circulation and publicity! " He also wore a gas mask to simulate walking. The audience laughed their heads off. Lu Xun has always been unkind to decadent literati. He is a freak who is not afraid of offending people. It seems that the whole cultural and intellectual circles are his past friends. Xu Zhimo, Hu Shi, Guo Moruo, Lin Yutang, Liang Shiqiu, Cheng, etc. They have all been "violated" by Lu Xun's spittle, and often have the taste of scolding; Even Li Siguang, a geologist who doesn't know much about literature, played with him! It seems that Lu Xun really learned the essence of Sun Yat-sen's "fraternity". Lu Xun himself is an expert in telling humor and jokes. After Japan occupied Northeast China, the reactionary Kuomintang regime relied on the United States to publicize how the United States maintained "justice". In order to expose this scam, Mr. Lu Xun told a short story: "There is a rich man in our country. Many people want to cling to him and even take pride in talking to him. One day, a beggar's face lit up and said that a rich man had spoken to him. Many people surrounded him, asking questions. He said,' I stood at the door and the rich man came out. He said to me, "Go away!" "People who listened to the story laughed. The ugly behavior of the Kuomintang to please the American master was exposed. In order to illustrate that reactionaries fish the people and treat them as cannon fodder, he quoted a fable: when an emperor was in power, many maids were sick and could never be cured. Finally, a famous doctor came and prescribed a magical prescription: a number of strong men. The emperor had no choice but to do it. A few days later, when I visited, the ladies-in-waiting were all radiant, but there were many other men who were not as thin as humans, crawling on the ground. The emperor was taken aback and asked, "What is this?" The ladies-in-waiting murmured, "It's scum! "In the 1930s, some writers had serious subjectivism problems. On one occasion, Lu Xun was asked to talk about this problem. Lu Xun didn't talk much but told two stories: First, there was a farmer who had to carry water every day. One day, he suddenly realized: what does the emperor use to carry water to eat? Then he said to himself: You must use a gold pole! Secondly, a peasant woman wanted to eat persimmons, so she thought: How did the Empress enjoy her happiness? I must have woken up and ordered: get a persimmon to eat! What is commendable is that Lu Xun still has unique views on humor and joke theory. In his letter to Tao on April 1934, he said: "China's so-called humor often fails to show the style of snickering in the forest, which is really helpless. "In Lu Xun's view, the humor in Laughter in the Woods is not real humor, but something that is easy to understand, flashy, vulgar and unbearable. It is used to entertain yourself or make jokes between friends. Lu Xun resolutely opposes glib slap in the face, pretending to be crazy and selling silly jokes, and frivolous ridicule. What he emphasizes is a kind of alert, profound and lingering meaning, and his appreciation level is very high. Lu Xun also proved this point by his own deduction. ? Many of Lu Xun's words are also sharp and humorous. He said: There are two trees in front of my house, one is a jujube tree and the other is a jujube tree. Really different! Lu Xun hates mosquitoes and can't stand their cries, so mosquitoes laugh in his works. He said, "You can stab me, but please don't scream! However, mosquitoes still purr. At this time, if someone asks me' which do I love, mosquitoes or fleas', I will definitely say' love fleas' without hesitation! The reason is simple, because fleas bite and don't shout. When I got up in the morning, I saw three winners standing on the curtains with bright red bellies; I felt itchy, scratched and counted, and got five pimples, which is a symbol of my failure in biology. So I also took five bumps out to equip myself ... "But his words are always murderous, spears and daggers. Many of his articles, such as In Memory of Liu Hezhen and In Memory of Forgetting, still feel awe after reading them. But now, some naughty children have mischievously misinterpreted the original intention of some of Mr. Lu Xun's words, making solemnity funny, and at the same time embodying wisdom and interest. //user.qzone.qq/695781915/infocenter wants to take pictures?
Two journalists were sent to Alaska to take photos of the scenery. One day, they found a bear fishing and eating, so they kept snapping this wonderful shot. Suddenly, the bear found them and rushed at them. When the bear approached them, two reporters found something bad. One of them said anxiously, "George, there are no big trees here." For God's sake, what shall we do? " "I don't know," said his friend, "but one of us will definitely be on camera."
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& lt& lt Summer of Bubbles >>1\ 2 \ 3 > 1\2\3 Love story of the savage prince: Hello! According to your highness's legend, the prince and princess will meet by fate and taste sweet love. Legend has it that the lovers painted by purple shells will eventually meet again and live a happy life; An ancient mysterious legend from the Middle Ages, a gorgeous encounter drawn by purple shells. The modern version of the savage prince's love fairy tale is romantically staged. God, I just stumbled accidentally, but I met him who was overbearing. The prince I've been waiting for is obviously more handsome than Takeshi Kaneshiro, which makes F4 very angry, but why does he always have a poker face and always gives me a sudden headache! Oh, my God! I really don't know if it's luck or nightmare, but I can only shout: hello, my prince! Ming Xiaoxi's new work: There will be an angel who loves you for me. Xiaomi transferred to another school because her dead boyfriend's heart was transplanted to another boy. This boy, Yin, is as tall and handsome as all the heroes in Ming Xiaoxi's novels, with a superior family, handsome and cool ... Xiaomi tried every means to get close to Yin, did his homework and ran 1500m for him ... Finally, Yin accepted Xiaomi and started a business. Xiaomi suddenly found out that her dead boyfriend's heart was not actually transplanted to Yin ... and Yin also found that Xiaomi was close to his real purpose ... Ming Xiaoxi's new work: Heluo is an orphan in the summer of bubbles. They met at their adoptive parents' home in their teens, and they were full of vigilance and prevention because of the shadow left by their childhood. Luo rescued his brother from the embarrassing situation of participating in the TV singing competition. The ice between the two children gradually melted, and the rich young master who deeply loved Xia Mo sent Luo to study in England in order to separate them ... Five years later, Luo became an emperor superstar with countless fans and reunited with him as a new artist of the record company. Chen Ou lost his memory, and the three protagonists appeared again. What kind of story will happen between them ... Bing, a beautiful and cold teenager, has lived in darkness since childhood, and her love is his only warmth in this world; Che, a sunny teenager, always wears an elegant smile. Loneliness and fragility are hidden in corners that others can't reach. Only she will gently hug him in her arms and care for him like a child ... rouge campus novel: charming transfer student, transfer student Yu Yi handsome and cool. But he didn't expect that when he transferred to another school, he was received coldly, coldly and coldly by the top class-Class 6, Grade 1. The upper class is the enemy of rain. Naughty egg Cui Yun concocted a "fishtail", and Bao Yi, who loves to snitch, began a secret investigation. Teacher Liu visited Paul, the British housekeeper. The result of the exam is unbelievable. It turns out that Yu came to the top class as soon as he transferred to school, and he had ulterior secrets. Who will finally solve this mystery? This book has a tense plot, strange imagination and vivid humor. By creating vivid images such as Yu Yi, Baoyi, Wu Xiaoyao and Li Shang, this book captures the subtle traces of children's growth that parents and teachers often ignore, thus promoting the optimistic spirit of happy growth, courage and tenacity. "Charm to Students" has been adapted into 20 episodes of youth inspirational TV series with the same name, which will be broadcasted nationwide soon. Rouge's campus series follow-up works will also be launched soon, and will be made into campus TV series. Romantic campus novel: I hold the hand of the prince. Two boys and girls with similar names who live next door are destined to have many romantic stories when they meet. Ye Pinxia, a quiet girl with a beating heart, lived a quiet life before meeting Ye Pinduan, with a favorite boy and a best friend. Ye Pinduan, who is tall and thin and likes to wear a white shirt, moved to Pinxia's house next door. After she was transferred to her class, a series of romantic stories happened in Pinxia's life. The same campus romantic story, the same little boys and girls intrigue, and the ending is also imaginable romantic hand in hand. With the resolution of contradictions and misunderstandings, it must be the princess who holds the prince's hand. Beautiful Love: Angels never leave (the last chapter). The kite fluttered gently in front of them, with the softness and warmth unique to silk, and set off a breeze. "I have to go. This is for you. " The boy nodded, bent down to pick up the kite and put it in her hand. The stars in his eyes sparkled. "This is my angel, this is for you. If you get lost, it may take you home! " The girl gently reached out and took it, and that moment was frozen, condensed in memory and never disappeared. She only remembers that the hand she held at that moment seemed to hold a soul. And she was attracted tightly, as if to be taken to some unknown magical place. There will be angels waiting for her. Good love between boys and girls: I love you, little guy. Shengcan and Doya lived in the same community since childhood. In high school, they began to realize this childhood love. They have been studying in the same school from elementary school to high school, and sometimes they are classmates. When I was a child, Shengcan was never as tall as Doya. Doya joked that Shengcan was a "little guy" and never regarded him as the opposite sex. Unconsciously, however, the image of Sancan gradually became the man in Bud's heart. Sheng can's amazing figure is all online. Let me tell you something about my personal experience.
(B) the perception of learning in Jinan
Memories always bring people a lot of feelings! Perhaps this feeling is also mixed with the past-sour, sweet, bitter and spicy! However, you have to admit that memories are always fascinating! Memories are always so beautiful, even if this beautiful place is hurt and painful. However, after things have changed, all the pain will be attributed to dust, and only memories will become beautiful. It will never disappear.
Remember! That was 1997, the year when Hong Kong returned to China. On March 6th, I was eighteen. I was sent to Jinan by the company to learn tank driving. To tell the truth, I don't want to go, because as recruits, we have just adapted to the life of this unit. I don't know what will wait for us when we arrive at a new place. But as a recruit, I am a soldier without any right to speak! I can only obey orders. In this way, with the expectation of my comrades-in-arms, I boarded the train to Jinan.
When I came to Jinan, I knew I had to start from scratch. The monotonous study life is suffocating. I repeat the same things every day, working, training, eating and studying. Comrades laughed and were exhausted from work every day. They all say that work is tiring. But I think studying! Just really tired. Because we have youth, we have abundant strength, and work is nothing. But what bothers me is study, probably because of the poor cultural foundation. What puzzles me is that my comrades can remember it after reading it once, but I have never put it in my mind after reading it three times. Is it really because I am too stupid? The monitor told me that stupid birds fly first, and others can remember what they watch once. Let me watch it five or even ten times until I can remember it. I listened to the monitor. Everyone else sleeps every night, and I still read at night (I can only lie in bed with a flashlight). At that time, I was laughed at and ridiculed by my comrades-in-arms, but I still went my own way and read my books. It wasn't long before my academic performance really came up, from 50 points in the last exam to 80 points. Seeing this scene, the comrades who once laughed at me were not talking, but secretly reading books with nothing to do.
At this point, my grades are no longer the worst in my class, but also in the middle and upper reaches. My study goes on, my life goes on, my life in 3. 1 has not changed, but as a recruit, I am changing. I remember a little thing summed up in half a year at that time, which made me feel deeply! In the summary of this half year, due to my efforts and dedication. The monitor decided to give me the only prize in the class and announced it at the meeting. At this time, some comrades were not convinced, saying that his academic performance was not the best, and so was the work in the class. Why him? The monitor's next words surprised me. The monitor said:
"Yes, his academic performance is not the best, but I think he is the hardest. Every night after lights out, you are all sleeping. Do you know what he is doing? Do you know how many times the book fell out of bed when he was reading at night? Your grades may be much higher than his, but you didn't study hard, did you? Speaking of work, I think he deserves this award. Every time before class, after class and after turning off the lights at night, it must be him with the tools in his hand. What about you? When will you? What are you doing? Comrades retort that it's not that we don't do it, but that we can't grab tools every time we come back. The monitor asked him again, why do you take tools? Think for yourself. "
This meaningful sentence gave me a deep memory! So far, I haven't forgotten. I have to admit that these words have always influenced me, and then, let me study harder next semester.
The second semester was mainly about driving tanks. I didn't feel very difficult and learned quickly. When we can freely cross the ridge of the training ground and cross the gully river with tanks, what kind of mood can't be felt by friends who have never been soldiers? That kind of excitement and joy is beyond words.
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In fact, the study time in Jinan is very short, and half a year is fleeting. When we were not ready to say goodbye, we left quietly, and the monk didn't know what to do. When the autumn leaves fall quietly, when we are still feeling and happy, the day of parting has arrived. We haven't had time to be happy with what we have learned, just because we can master the iron horse skillfully, but it doesn't bring us joy. On the contrary, we are greeted by crying. We kept crying and cried loudly. Here, I cry very hard, because I don't want to be separated from the monitor, because there are pains and tiredness of my study in Jinan and pains of my study and life in this cry. With the homesickness when I was sad, I cried in a big mess and got carried away.
In this way, with the sadness of parting, we left Jinan, where we studied for half a year, and I set foot on the train to Qingdao. Time has passed, and I still feel sad when I recall this experience! Perhaps this feeling is also mixed with the ups and downs of the past! But I admit, memories are always beautiful, although there are injuries and pains in this beautiful place, but! After things have changed, all the pain will return to dust, and only memories will become beautiful. It will never disappear.
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