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My teacher _
Although the term of school is not long, as long as she teaches, I will be unconsciously attracted and will not be distracted. Teacher, I want to say to you: "Your teaching method is the best in the whole school!" " And you taught me in an unforgettable way, which I will remember immediately. Teacher, I think my grades should advance by leaps and bounds! "
My teacher likes cleanliness. Whenever she sees garbage, she will let the people closest to it eat it at once. Teacher, I want to say to you: "We are not garbage mixers. Although you told us to eat, we can't eat! " If you really eat it, you will definitely have diarrhea tomorrow! "Of course, this is also an alternative that our teachers and students can only understand when they see it!"
My sweeping job is to sweep the road. Every day when Li Yong and Ren Da and I go to sweep the road, you will come to teach us specially. Teacher, I want to say to you, "I suggest you send an extra hand to the aisle, because we are often as busy as a bee." If one more person helps us, our aisle will definitely get five stars, and we can also have afternoon tea! "
As the saying goes, "once a teacher, always a father". Although we can only live together until the sixth grade, I am convinced that we will meet again one day! Today, I forged a teacher-student relationship, I am grateful, and I study. I wish the teacher a happy teaching and a happy life.
My teacher _300 words 2 I have an amiable Chinese teacher-Miss Wang. She is really beautiful and tall. When she smiles, she can always see a row of neat white teeth. Her voice is as clear as a lark, which makes people feel that she is a person full of energy and endless happiness.
Teacher Wang is careful in class and gives vivid explanations. We can't forget the texts and words she taught. She speaks kindly and never scolds her classmates. Her class is very popular and we all like her. She is patient with her classmates. When I first entered school, I didn't know how to abide by the school rules, and I didn't listen to Teacher Wang in class at all. Although Miss Wang was angry, she didn't have the heart to scold us. Later, Mr. Wang added game activities in class, and students who performed well could get small prizes! Gradually, people stopped playing with things. For students with learning difficulties, she patiently counsels them after class. With her help, the Chinese evaluation of our class has been greatly improved!
This is my Chinese teacher. She is kind and cares about us like a mother. I am proud to have such a teacher!
My teacher _300 words 3 My teacher is conscientious and knowledgeable. She is a very good teacher and very knowledgeable.
Although the teacher is strict in classroom discipline, he is very sympathetic and often tells some short stories in class, which makes us burst into laughter. For four years, the teacher has always cared about us in every possible way. In fact, we also understand that teachers are like hardworking gardeners, cultivating the flowers of the motherland, and teachers should burn candles to ignite themselves and illuminate others; Teachers are like a morning star, illuminating our growth path. Teachers are like a torch, igniting the fire of our knowledge. Teachers are like spring rain, silently moistening our hearts. We also know that it is teachers' inculcation that makes us find the key to wisdom, and their harmonious smiles open our minds and enlighten our hearts. Everything the teacher does is for us. Teachers' selfless dedication requires us to learn.
Kindness tempts children, and spring rain moistens things silently. Shushan is the pioneer and Xuehai is the lighthouse. I can't thank you enough for your carving and cultivation I wish the teacher good health and peaches and plums are everywhere.
My Teacher I like our Chinese teacher-Miss Chen best. She has long black hair and big eyes, and she often shines kindly. Teacher Chen's voice reading the text is very beautiful and fascinating.
In life, Mr. Chen cares about and cares for us like her mother. When the weather is cold, Teacher Chen will remind us to wear more clothes and drink more hot water. In study, everyone likes to listen to Mr. Chen's class. The text she spoke was different from that of other teachers. She often tells short stories to make her classmates listen carefully, and no one is distracted. Under the patient education of teacher Chen, we gradually like Chinese class.
Sometimes, Miss Chen is so strict that we are all a little "afraid" of her. She carefully examines everyone's homework, and even if it is not well written, she will severely point it out and let us erase and rewrite it. If the homework is not corrected in time, we will stay at night and go home after correcting it at night.
Miss Chen, like her mother, cares about us and is strict with us. If the teacher is a gardener, then I would like to be a little flower under the hard work of the teacher.
My teacher _300 words 5 Many people compare the teacher to an industrious gardener who bathes us. A candle lights himself and illuminates others. However, I think teachers are like an ocean of knowledge. Let's swim in this ocean of knowledge and learn a lot.
My favorite teacher-Miss Merry ma. I remember when my mother took my hand to register, I kept thinking, if I didn't listen to the teacher, would I hit me or scold me? But since I met you, I know what love is and what kindness is. You teach us knowledge every day, and let us know how to treat people with courtesy and be a civilized and good student.
Do you remember, teacher? Last time we came back from hiking, it rained heavily. Many people cried with fear, but you said to us loudly; "The boys took turns waving flags and shouting." After our unremitting efforts, we finally arrived at the school. When you came to class, you saw that we were all wet and couldn't help crying. I can't tell whether it is sweat, rain or tears on your forehead.
Whenever I have a question I don't understand, you always patiently explain it to me. You let me know what kind of position a teacher is. I was a teacher when I was young. I thought teachers were the easiest, but I was wrong. A teacher is a great position and a hard job.
Time flies, the sun and the moon fly like a shuttle. We will say goodbye to you in the days of escape. But I can't bear to part with you. Let's go and leave my alma mater. Teacher, please rest assured that I will study hard and try my best to do everything well in the future. I will definitely correct all my shortcomings. Miss Merry ma.-I love you.
My teacher _300 words 6 "Ding" bell rang and Miss Wang came into the classroom. She is of medium height, with bright eyes and smiles like a sunny sunflower. She is our head teacher.
Because I like Mr. Wang, I pay special attention to class. I always listen carefully in every Chinese class. After a class, besides vivid explanations, she often asks us questions. I am a shy little boy in my class. My classmates will speak freely, but I dare not say a word. But the teacher often asks me questions and encourages me to speak.
With the encouragement of my teacher, I won the first place in my class in the mid-term exam this semester. I am very happy and silently thank Mr. Wang. It is her consistent self-confidence that has brought me here. I am proud to show off in front of my classmates. After the teacher knew it, he severely criticized me and said to me, "There are many double hundred exams in the whole grade, but you are not the highest." I bowed my head in shame and said, "Teacher, I know I was wrong." Teacher Wang stroked my head and said seriously, "A good student is someone who can correct mistakes."
The appearance is sunny, the lectures are interesting and vivid, gentle and strict. This is my head teacher.
My teacher _300 words 7 She has a pair of big eyes, a high nose and a neither sharp nor round chin. When we first met him in Grade One, she was really fierce. At that time, we were asked to introduce ourselves and get 100 words or more. We thought he was a fierce man at that time. We are going to face the senior high school entrance examination in the third grade this year. There are six days left. Although biogeography graduation is equivalent to the junior high school entrance examination, it is false to say that you are not nervous. Every day, back to back.
In the past three years in junior high school, we have caused a lot of trouble to our teacher, but he never seems to be seriously angry with us. I still remember when I was in the first grade, I didn't go to school for a few days. There is a classmate in our class who has a gun. It was really popular at that time. Just when we were having Chinese class, I didn't know where that classmate's gun hit. Bang, it exploded. It really scared us at that time. Because the cannon is loud. And we were in class, absorbed, and suddenly there was noise, which was really scary. Our Chinese teacher didn't blame him either, just asked him if he had settled down. Alas, he really caused a lot of trouble to the teacher at that time. Now that I think about it, I'm still a little ashamed.
This is my teacher, isn't he gentle? Although it looks fierce when we first meet, if you get in touch with him, you will find that he is a very careful and caring person.
My teacher _300 words 8 I have been in the fourth grade this year. A new teacher came to our class this semester. He teaches information technology. Although he just came to teach us at school, I was deeply impressed by him. Let me tell you about him!
He is Mr. Ma, having his hair cut. He looks energetic, chubby face and a mole on his mouth. He is a humorous teacher with keen ears and sharp eyes.
I remember once in class, my classmates and I were whispering below. After being discovered by teacher Ma with sensitive ears, he deliberately raised his voice in front of the whole class and said to me, "Boss Wang, what business are you talking about?" It's hard to be so busy all day! You must pay attention to your health and don't burn yourself out! "The words sound just fell and let the whole class burst into laughter. I'm so ashamed that I want to find a hole to drill down quickly He is like this. His critics use jokes, but we all know that behind his jokes is to educate us to concentrate in class and not to do things unrelated to class. So we all like his class very much, and we all find it interesting and relaxing, and we can also learn computer knowledge.
This is my humor teacher Ma. Do you like him?
My teacher _300 words 9 My favorite is my Chinese teacher-Miss Shen.
Teacher Shen is lively and cheerful, and she is also very witty. She is as gentle and lovely as a ray of bright sunshine, and as vibrant and lovable as that four-leaf clover. Every morning, as soon as Miss Shen enters the classroom, I always subconsciously look up at her new costume.
Once, Mr. Shen walked into the classroom in a red dress and red high heels. I was fascinated by the graceful figure, and I was awakened only when the class representative slapped the teaching ruler heavily. Careful observation shows that the exquisite and rich colors of the red dress make the teacher more dazzling. The skirt swayed in the wind and looked like a fresh flower at first glance.
The teacher is not only beautiful, but also childlike.
In almost every class, Mr. Shen always plays with several students who are good at badminton. Their battles are always fierce and exciting. Teacher Shen's posture of playing ball is very beautiful, and her movements are smooth and beautiful, which is pleasing to the eye. The teacher smiled like a flower, more like a child back to childhood. Look at her, taking a brisk step, catching the ball quickly, and then padding it gently. Snow-white badminton is like a pigeon crossing the arc of the sky. At this time, the teacher is closer to us, laughing and playing with us, just like friends.
I like my teacher. She is always smiling, beautiful and amiable. So I will study hard and don't make her angry, because anger will make people aging, and I hope my teacher will always be young.
My teacher _300 words 10 Teacher Zhang is my Chinese teacher and my head teacher. She is very kind to us.
On the first day of junior one, teacher Zhang prepared a lollipop for each of us in order to make us like school, telling us that school is a happy thing and books are sweet. In order to let the students in the class know each other as soon as possible, Mr. Zhang made a badge for each of us overnight. How thoughtful!
Teacher Zhang not only gives lively and interesting lectures, but also plays games with us whenever he has time, tells us stories and takes care of us like a mother. Once, we rehearsed the "June 1" program. After practice, the students were so tired that they sweated. Teacher Zhang gave everyone an ice cream. When we saw that the teacher refused to eat, we asked, "Teacher Zhang, are you tired, too?". Have an ice cream! " Teacher Zhang said with a smile: "Teacher is not tired, eat!" "
Teacher Zhang also made a growth manual for each student, recording our daily progress and shortcomings, and encouraging us to study hard.
Teacher, you are a diligent gardener, pruning, watering and fertilizing our seedlings. Thank you, teacher, for letting us learn a lot of knowledge and will work harder in the future!
My teacher _300 words 1 1 My Chinese teacher, she likes to wear ponytails and black and white sneakers. She told us to study hard and have fun.
Once in class, the teacher saw a classmate talking or playing. In short, he didn't listen carefully. The teacher will add his classmates' names when he says it, and all the classmates will look at him alone. Sometimes, when she tells us new words, she will make up a jingle, such as the word "good", which means "the lamb hid two pieces of candy and ate them all at once." It is the word "good". Another example is the word "six", which means "one point one horizontal, two eyes staring." It's six.
Whenever the practice after class is lukewarm and warm, when the teacher's hand comes back, the Sports Commission will let us turn back, and we will know that the teacher is letting us play.
Sometimes it's for all our staff to sort out the photos, but the next class must be her class. The teacher also plays games with us. For example, the eagle catches chickens, has a wooden head, a red light, a green light, a small white light, runs, throws handkerchiefs and sandbags.
I like my Chinese teacher.
My teacher _300 words 12 There are many people accompanying me in my life, including my parents, younger brothers and sisters, classmates ... and the teacher is also a member of my life. What impressed me most was the Chinese teacher, Miss Li.
Teacher Li has a pair of big eyes, thick and long hair like a pair of black grapes, and dark wicker eyebrows, half resting on his crescent-shaped eyelashes. Miss Li doesn't like to laugh very much, but when she smiles, her mouth smiles like a crescent moon, which is very beautiful. Her voice is very beautiful, especially gentle and kind.
Miss Li is very strict, but she is not. She scanned us with charged eyes in class, and then all the students listened carefully in class. No one will "fight wild" under the teacher's nose, but I don't think it is strict. It is called a skill.
Teacher Li sometimes takes us to the playground to play games and observe insects. I remember one time, Miss Li took us down to observe insects. There are at least three people in the free group. One group is my two good friends, and any tree can be used. But we found many trees, and there were no insects. Suddenly found that there are many small insects in the flower pond next to it. I ran to miss Li and said, "can I go to that flower pond to observe insects?" Of course. Teacher Li said softly, this is the beautiful, gentle and caring teacher Li in our class. Miss Li, we love you.
My teacher _300 words 13 Guess who he is? He has thick black hair, bushy eyebrows, two big black eyes under the eyebrows, a beautiful nose, a big mouth, bronzed skin and a small beer belly. He is straightforward and crisp.
I remember once, after drinking a bowl of soup at noon, I felt a little nauseous and even a little nauseous. But I gritted my teeth and held back. When I returned to the classroom after dinner, my stomach began to hurt. I didn't say anything. Slowly, I began to sweat. At one o'clock in the afternoon, I collapsed and was sweating all over. Finally, I couldn't hold on and walked on. Do you want to go to the infirmary? Some are mopping the floor with mops, and they are very concerned about me. Some even rushed to the vice president's office at a speed of 100 meters. Because Mr. Hu was away, the deputy head teacher had to take on the responsibility of the head teacher, so he came to the classroom as quickly as possible and called my home immediately. When I called, I frowned as if I was in a hurry. But because grandpa is 70 years old and can't pick it up, I have to let myself go home. In the car, I heard the teacher whisper that the class was too late, but I was still worried that I would want to throw up in the basket.
This incident makes me feel that the vice principal is educating students with kindness. Also, my teacher-Xie Fengming.
My teacher _300 words 14, Mr. Wu, the head teacher, has a chubby round face, wears simple but clean clothes, and wears a pair of glasses on his nose, but his eyes behind the glasses are bright.
The first time I met Mr. Wu, her approachability suddenly narrowed the distance with us. Whenever and wherever you say hello to Mr. Wu, she will definitely nod to you or kindly promise "Hey!" After class, as long as Mr. Wu stays in the classroom, the students will involuntarily gather around to discuss problems with her and chat with her at home. Even the secrets of her heart will be told to Mr. Wu, because she is always so considerate and knowledgeable.
I really like Mr. Wu's patience. When a classmate is in a daze in the composition class, Mr. Wu will gently walk over and say a few words to him, which will enlighten him, and will also leave those who can't write a composition behind and teach him to write sentence by sentence; When teacher Wu corrects her homework, she will call her classmates who have made mistakes to her side and explain them to her word by word. She will also call students who are well-written but unclear to her and give some guidance to make his article a masterpiece.
Teacher Wu is also a talkative person. In the morning talk class, she will talk about all kinds of hopes for us, five reading methods, an interesting story she heard yesterday, and the confusion about the class. Let's make suggestions. Especially when Mr. Wu reads good books and articles, he always takes them out to share with you.
Teacher Wu is such a kind and respectable person.
My teacher _300 words 15 Teacher Zou is the Chinese teacher and head teacher of our class. She is 35 years old, slim, with a pair of black-rimmed glasses on her white face, a ponytail on her head and talking eyes.
Teacher Zou is very strict with us. On one occasion, I was in a hurry to go out to play. When I was doing my homework, I wrote very fast and my handwriting was ugly. When I finished writing and was about to go out to play, Teacher Zou came in and said, "Show me your homework." I was so nervous that I went to my seat and showed my homework to Mr. Zou for examination. I saw Mr. Zou's frown, his eyes wide open and he said angrily, "Why is your handwriting so ugly?" Teacher Zou wiped all the words and said, "Write it for me again." I went back to my seat and wrote it again. I wrote beautifully this time. When I finished, I gave it to the teacher for examination. The teacher touched my head and said, "Don't write so ugly next time."
Teacher Zou is really strict with me. I love teacher Zou.
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