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Drink Yan Fu to uncover jokes.

There was a really embarrassing thing recently. My leg was worn out and a little inflamed when I was "moving bricks".

I went to the hospital and the doctor prescribed some oral anti-inflammatory drugs.

I cann't believe I was prescribed a bottle of Jieeryin lotion.

"The doctor also told me that I said it would be good to wash it, which is better than oral medicine. ...

What I can't stand most is that the last bag full of drugs is still transparent.

When I went back, I had to wrap Jieeryin in paper and put it in a plastic bag.

In my eyes, drugs such as Jieeryin and Fuyanjie are all for women.

As a 7-foot man, why do you need this thing?

Too girly ~

Aren't Fuyanjie and Jieeryin exclusive to women? Is it suitable for both men and women?

In fact, good medicine is gender-neutral.

The formula of Jieeryin is Fructus Cnidii, Folium Artemisiae Argyi, Radix Angelicae Pubescentis, Rhizoma Atractylodis, Herba Menthae, Cortex Phellodendri, Scutellariae Radix, Radix Sophorae Flavescentis, Kochiae Fructus, Herba Artemisiae Scopariae, etc.

These are some of the most common herbs for clearing away heat and dampness.

Let everyone have a female-specific impression, but the merchant deliberately highlights a function in order to accurately deliver it.

Therefore, the real efficacy of Jieeryin is: expelling wind and removing dampness, killing insects and relieving itching, perfuming collaterals and clearing away heat and toxic materials.

It can also treat various skin inflammations caused by damp heat, such as eczema, dermatitis, tinea corporis and tinea cruris.

Similarly, Fu Yan Jie, the overlord of women's lotion brand, has been popular from the TV era to the Internet era.

Behind the miracle is the promise of "washing healthier", which will last for nearly 20 years forever, and words will be kept.

Tell the truth, Yan Fujie is a clean stream in troubled times!

Cool, comfortable, gentle and considerate, how many people have been comforted?

In fact, Fuyanjie not only has antibacterial and bactericidal effects on female private parts. It's also unisex.

No wonder Fu's advertisements always appear as a man and a woman.

So this is a naked hint ~

Fuyanjie contains four kinds of Chinese herbal medicines, including Stemona, Sophora flavescens, Fructus Cnidii and Cortex Phellodendri.

Has the effects of clearing away heat, eliminating dampness, killing insects and relieving itching, and can be used for various skin pruritus, eczema, tinea, pudendal pruritus, urinary tract infection, bacterial, fungal and trichomonal vaginitis.

Fuyanjie can even be used as mouthwash. Fuyanjie contains chlorhexidine acetate.

But pay attention to gargle and never drink!

As the saying goes, medicine can't be used indiscriminately, and medicine is not everything.

For example, the artifact in our memory, Caselo,

When I was a child, my parents would give me a few drops when I couldn't pull it out.

But later, it was found that many old people actually used it as skin care products, especially in winter, when they put Kaiser Lotion on their faces and hands.

It is said that they use Caselo to keep the skin moist and prevent cracking.

So can Caesar dew really be used as a skin care product?

Glycerol is the main component of Kaisailu, which is used to treat constipation.

The function of glycerol is to absorb moisture in the air. When mixed with water, it has a very good moisturizing effect. After use, the soft skin is moist and feels very comfortable.

Pure glycerin can not be directly applied to the skin to moisturize, because if it is directly applied to the skin, it can not only absorb the moisture in the air, but also absorb the moisture in the skin tissue.

Therefore, Caesar dew is not suitable for long-term dry climate. For example, people who work in a dry air-conditioned room for a long time or work outdoors in a dry climate in Northeast China are not advised to use glycerol, which will lead to dehydration of the skin.

So it can still be used in a small amount.

Therefore, I really think too much about buying a bottle of skin care products for a few dollars ~