The deceptive questioning routine is very funny. Deceptive brain teaser routine completed (with answer)

Many people want to know some questions about liars. This time, I brought you funny questions from swindlers and a full set of brain teasers from swindlers (with answers). Each of these questions has a complete set of small routines, which is a necessary question for everyone to skill. In addition, although these questions are moving, they will not make the other party angry, and they are also very funny and interesting. I believe many people will also like such a small question in Deception.

The deceptive question routine is very funny:

1, it's the Spring Festival, and your family has a pig and a donkey. Kill the pig first or the donkey first? (answer: kill pigs, donkeys think so too; Kill the donkey, and the pig thinks so; Don't kill both, pigs and donkeys think so.

2, the tortoise and the rabbit race, the pig as the referee, who wins? Answer: No matter which answer, the person who answers is a pig, because only the pig who is the referee knows the result.

3. What will the fat girl say when she is sick? (Answer: Take care)

A pig was with a tiger, and the tiger died the next day. Why? I don't know. C: By the way, neither can pigs.

5. Which part of the human body in the world is exactly the same color? (answer: blood)

6. A busy hospital has no beds. Why? (Answer: Because it is a veterinary hospital)

7. Golden wood fire and water, whose legs are long? (answer: ham sausage)

8. How much is a heart worth? (Answer: 1 100 million. Because of undivided attention)

9. A face fell from the sky. Do you want it? (answer: yes, cheeky; No, shame on you. )

10, ask me if I am a white rabbit. ? Okay, are you a white rabbit? ? Yes, I am. You asked me again if I was a giraffe? ? Are you a giraffe? ? You idiot! ! ! I am a white rabbit! ?

1 1. Do you know what animals like to ask why? A: I don't know! B: Pig! A: Why? B: Because you are a pig!

12, A: Let's compliment each other. B: Of course. You go first. B: You are so handsome. You have a good eye! B:

13, have you ever studied magic? ? No? Then why are you ugly? ?

14, I will give you a trick to make you forget that you are a dog. I am not a dog at all! ! ! Look, forget it.

15, dear, do you dislike my ugliness? Of course not. So you mean you think I'm ugly.

16. Actually, you have an advantage. What are the advantages? Ghosts dare not run to your house at night.

17. Where is the highest birth rate on earth? (answer: delivery room)

18, 30-50, which number is worse than bear shit? (Answer: 40 (Facts speak louder than words))

19, as long as you call its name, it will be destroyed. What is this? (answer: silence)

20. Lao Wang shaves many times a day and still has a beard on his face. Why? (Answer: He is shaving others)

2 1, a person has three hairs, why do you want to cut off one? (Answer: He wants to be Sanmao's brother)

22. Which of the 26 English letters is the most stupid? (answer: u (you, that is you. ))

23. What color are the teeth of black and white babies? (Answer: Babies have no teeth)

24. There is a fool who always says no to everyone he meets. Do you have money with you? Don't! ? Do you have a home? ? Excuse me, have you seen this fool? (Answer: No (then the other person is a fool))

25. Why don't professional mountaineers go to the mountains? (Answer: Daoshan)

Swimmers dare not swim in any sea (answer: sea of fire)

27. There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times, and then turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? (answer: face the ground)

28. Why do two tigers have to fight to the death and never give up? (Answer: No one dares to stop fighting)

29, Jin Mu fire, water and soil, whose legs are long? (answer: ham sausage)

30. When five pieces of wood are put together, what will it eventually become? (answer: forest)