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There was a woman in Qing Dynasty who ate two pears from her male neighbor and soon hanged herself.
Introduction: During the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, a murder case occurred in Jiangxi, which was caused by two pears. At that time, there was a farmer named Zeng Deren in Jiangxi who planted a pear tree at home. When the pears were ripe, Zeng Deren picked most of them, leaving only some pears on the twigs. Because Zeng Deren was getting fatter and heavier, he was worried about breaking the branches, so he asked his neighbor's daughter-in-law Gong to help him pick pears on the branches. Gong agreed for the neighbor's sake. After picking pears, Gong wants to go home. Zeng Deren gave Gong two big pears to quench his thirst. Zeng Deren intends to sell the remaining pears in the market for money to supplement his family. ? Just as Gong came home with a pear, Zeng Deren's wife Peng also came back, and the two women met by chance. Shi Peng saw his neighbor Gong eating two big pears, immediately knocked over the jealousy, gave Gong a dirty look, and went home with a snort of cold. Gong also felt very embarrassed. When Peng came home, he saw her husband put pears in a basket and asked, "Why did you give Gong two big pears?" ! Why don't you discuss it with me! "Ceng Deren explained the reason, Shi Peng, in order to Japanese, she picked up a big pear to eat. But Zeng Deren stopped his wife. He said, "Have a small pear and I'll sell the big one for money. " ? Peng got angry at once and stopped eating pears. Pointing at her husband's nose, she said, "You are really good. You let an outsider's wife eat two big pears. I am your lawfully wedded wife, but I won't let me eat a pear. You think you hooked up with the fox next door? Otherwise, why are you so generous to her and so stingy to me? "Zeng Deren immediately said," Don't talk nonsense, the joke is so loud for outsiders to listen to! "The more Shi Peng listened, the more excited he became. He went to the street and sat down. He started cursing at the top of his voice:" Gong, you are a fox, seducing my husband, eating my pears, and stealing men when there are men at home, shameless! " When the neighbors heard about it, they came out to watch the fun. ? At this time, Gong finished eating the pears, and the other one only ate half. He heard that the Tseng family next door was quarreling for himself. The two houses are separated by a wall. Shi Peng's voice is very loud, and Gong can hear it clearly. Gong wanted to go out and explain, but he didn't say anything because he was afraid that it would get messy. Who knows that Shi Peng pushes his nose and face, sits in the street, and masochists himself as a fox to wait on others? This is intolerable. She went out to defend herself, but Shi Peng swore even harder. Gong is a polite person and attaches great importance to honor day. Now, because I helped my neighbors collect some pears, I was actually called a fox, which made the neighbors come out to watch the fun. Gong felt humiliated and was afraid that her husband would come back and hear about it, which made him uncomfortable. At that time, he couldn't get over it and went back to his room to hang himself. ? As soon as Gong died, it made a big fuss and became a life lawsuit! When Gong's husband came home, he found his good wife hanged herself. After learning that it was caused by neighbor Peng's abuse, he immediately sued the Peng couple to the government to get justice for his wife. After interrogating the cause and effect of the case, the government discussed and decided as follows: Shi Peng and Gong, women quarreled and scolded each other. Gong was so angry that he wanted to commit suicide when he heard the foul language. Peng was not killed, so he was fined to make amends. If he has no money to atone, he will be punished with a thin stick. In other words, the government thinks that Shi Peng and Gong are women bickering, and Gong's psychological endurance is weak, so it is not surprising that Shi Peng committed suicide. The Peng family can be exempted from punishment if they have money, and they will get a few boards if they have no money. Poor Gong, because two pears died for nothing. References:
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