Two-part allegorical saying for finding shit and fart

Take a shit on private plots-vent personal anger (feces)

Sheep manure-dispersion

There is shit in the chimney, which stinks.

Buckle the urinal on your head-plant (dirty)

Set up a scaffolding on the shit pit-smelly shelf; Give off an artificial smell.

The stone in the shit hole-smelly and hard?

Dung beetles is notorious for taking a boat.

Dung beetles knocks at the door-it stinks.

Peeing on private plots-fat water doesn't flow into outsiders.

Pig urine bubbles hit people-it doesn't hurt. It is so popular.

Ducks can't pee-they have their own sidewalks.

Lazy cow and lazy horse-too much shit.

Ants pee on books-they don't know how many (wet) words.

The urinal fell into the well-speak hesitatingly

The urinal is bottomless-it's dirty.

Kitchen God farts.-Air.

Fleas fart-stingy

Fart and shit taste the same.

Birthday girl farts.-cliche.

Riding without a whip-kiss up