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About May 1st Space Talk

1. On Labor Day, I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? It means KTV, then I kick you, and finally I make a V sign. !Yeah!

2. The so-called happiness is to have a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfying job, a lover who loves you deeply, and a group of trustworthy friends. When you receive this message, you will have everything! Happy May Day

3. Our relationship is extraordinary, and our blessings to you are evident; this paragraph should have height, as there is a light on the top of Mount Everest; it should have depth It has survived the soup in the Pacific Ocean; it has the length, and the Great Wall has stood guard; it has the width, and it has shined for thousands of years; it has the heat, and it has been warm throughout life. I wish you a happy May Day, peace and happiness.

4. Browsing is a rare elegance. Leisure is a feeling of relaxation. Friends are the happiness gained through cultivation. Friendship is a fate that is hard to find. Greetings are sweet concerns. Happy Labor Day.

5. My mother said that I don’t usually work, and I will be serving at home on Labor Day, so

6. Labor Day is really good, and I can also take a holiday

7. Exchange every drop of water in the ocean for your good luck. Turn every cloud in the sky into your success. Turn every word on your phone into a blessing for you, and I wish you a happy Labor Day in advance.

8. Is it going to be a holiday? Do you think three days of vacation is too short? Have you already started planning your vacation? Do you think today is going very slowly? Is there anyone who was distracted at work today? Is there anyone smiling while reading the text messages right now? If none of the above mentioned, congratulations, you are a model worker in the new era! Happy Labor Day in advance!

9. May Day is approaching, and my friendship and gratitude for you are in my heart; my sincere greetings and blessings are conveyed with warm text messages; no matter where you are, No matter how busy you are at work, you must cherish yourself. May you have a happy May Day and be happy to the end!

10. Labor Day is coming, and blessings from text messages are everywhere. I wish you everything goes well, your life is higher and higher, your body is always healthy, your youth never changes, your friendship and love are sweet, and you are happy. I wish you a happy Labor Day forever.

11. Sadness and happiness exist together, so why should sadness be a negative emotion?

12. A trace of sincerity is worth a thousand taels of gold, a trace of warmth can withstand thousands of miles of frost, a trace of greeting brings warmth and sweetness, a text message conveys all my thoughts, happy Labor Day

13. I don’t have colorful flowers, romantic poems, expensive and heavy gifts, or exciting surprises. I only have a gentle blessing, happy Labor Day!

14. Happiness makes you laugh, and ease rubs your back; happiness sings for you, peace prays for you; health accompanies you to grow, and comfort accompanies you to be carefree. May Day is here, I wish you to be happy and happy!

15. Xiaoxian, no matter how difficult the situation ahead is, you must face it.

16. Because of dreams, the sky will be blue; because of love, the roses will be bright; because of friends, longing will be infinite; because of labor, the mood will relax. I wish your 5.1 Labor Day dreams come true, sweet love, and eternal friends! Money can never be earned; boredom, put aside work for a while; filial piety, come home often; happiness can be found in ordinary life; interest can be found in hobbies; love can last forever in mutual loyalty. Happy Labor Day!

17. Boss, I have worked hard for you over the past year, so it’s time for you to treat me to a treat on May Day!

18. I am usually busy at work, so take advantage of the May Day shopping spree

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19. If you find that he and I are not suitable, there is no need to explain everything.

20. My thoughts have been ignited and spread to your side; I am busy every day, give my body and mind a resting place; entrust your troubles to the wind, and turn every bit of harvest into a smile; when May Day comes, I wish you You are happy!

21. Labor and people, people and labor, these are the parents of all truths. Suhomlinsky.

22. I look forward to the day of love, but oh, love never looks towards me

23. I will send you roses on May Day to express my feelings and rely on them. I’m giving you a big peach blossom, your fortune depends on it. I’ll give you a bunch of white lilies, I hope you’ll be blessed for a hundred years. I’ll give you a bowl of tofu curd and laugh after eating it. Happy May Day!

24. May Day is here, and the mouse’s dream is to drag all the cats into the hole and bite them to death. The crow's protest: Are we the ones in the dark world? The wolf's plan: Get a sheepskin and wear it on May Day. What about you?

25. At our age, it is more about practicing love than falling in love.

26. Give you good luck, give you good luck, give you happiness, give you blessing, give you warmth, give you success, and give you all the best wishes. All given to you, Happy Labor Day!

27. May Day is Labor Day, does anyone want to work with me?

28. There is nothing that cannot be forgotten, it will always happen in the future Time has forgotten you, first your appearance, then your voice, and what you said. Not now, but also in the future.

29. Finally, we have reached the end, and no one belongs to anyone.

Thirty. I wish everyone good food, good play and good mood!

31. Labor Day is here, happiness comes to report, good luck comes to harass, happiness is found at the door, good things surround you; you are in a high interest in playing, go out safely, the old streets and Confucian temples, good scenes Take a closer look. I wish you a healthy body and mind during the May Day holiday!

32. The romance of wind chimes arouses people’s yearning for a better life, the depth of camel bells arouses people’s longing for a bright future, and the beautiful ringtones of mobile phones remind people that Labor Day is coming, I wish you a happy!

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The 33rd and May Day are here. Three days are really wonderful. I sleep in every day, laugh at parties, bubble up on the Internet, chat through text messages, go hiking in the wild, take a bath in the pool, and throw away all my worries. , life is wonderful. Happy May Day!

34. Peace is happiness and joy, peace brings blessings to the heart, peace brings blessings and laughs, smoothness gathers blessings and embraces. In ordinary times, blessings are reported, and in ordinary times, blessings and health treasures are seen. The sound of the piano is full of balance and happiness, and happiness in life is found in goodness. May Day is here, hehehehe, I will never forget to greet my friends. I wish you a happy smile every day, peace, happiness and joy!

The 35th and May Day are here. I wish you a lifetime of happiness, a romantic house, and a healthy family. Hope is ahead, wealth is shining, and happiness is like the sun. Happy holidays and happy family!

36. I want to spread the most beautiful May Day blessings in the world to my cutest friend, like dandelions flying all over the world around you, letting the world The luckiest things in the world have happened to you! I wish you a happy May Day!

37. May Day is here, it’s a holiday: the flowers are pretty, the birds are noisy, the sun is shining, and the breeze is blowing ; The mist is not mist, the flowers are not flowers, forget your worries and be more happy. Have fun, smile, say hello, and wish you well!

38. Treat life as seriously as work; treat work as passionately as love; treat labor as natural as breathing; treat the future as calmly as reality. Happy Labor Day!

Thirty-nine. There are always some things that are hard to forget, there are always some people that are kept in mind, and there are always days when you have to put aside your worries. On the occasion of May Day, I send a message to wish you a happy mood. Well, let happiness harass you! Happy May Day to you!

Forty. No matter where the world ends, I will always be with you; no matter where the sea is, I will always be with you. I want to shout one word loudly to let the whole world know: Happy Labor Day!--Four more words, you’re welcome!

Forty-one and May Day are here, put the work pressure behind you and relax your body I'm in a good mood; spring is the time when flowers are blooming, and I feel refreshed when I go out for an outing in the countryside; it's so lively to meet up with friends and family to gather together! I wish you a happy May Day holiday!

42. I know clearly that what you say and write is not for me, but I deceive myself and accept it.

43. Give you a happy labor secret: say what others like to hear and do what you like to do; if you must work, instead of looking for trouble, it is better to accept it with a happy mood. I wish you a happy Labor Day! It’s May Day holiday, feel relaxed, put down your work, go out of the house, shop today, play tomorrow, accompany your loved ones, go shopping, go to bed early, don’t mention the fragrance, this May Day, be happy and happy .

44. If memory is poison, then forgetting is the antidote.

45. May Day blessings have height, and emotions are brewed on the top of Mount Everest; May Day blessings have depth, and greetings are written at the bottom of the ocean; May Day blessings have length, and each word can save thousands of words; May Day blessings have length, and every word can save thousands of words; Blessings are broad and suitable for everyone, young and old, to pass on. Happy May Day!

46. I heard that something strange happened during May Day this year. I happened to be passing by at the time, but I didn’t believe everything I saw: the pig actually held the hand like a human. I’m reading text messages on my phone

47. I love you on May Day, just like a mouse loves rice! A word about May Day

1. Don’t think about all kinds of things So satisfying.

2. If you don’t eat, it’s nothing. If you eat, you’ll be an idiot.

3. Meeting you is an arrangement of fate, becoming a friend is my choice, and falling in love with you is an accident beyond my control.

4. Why was there the May Fourth Movement? Because there is a three-day holiday on May Day, I will only have time on May 4th! ! !

5. I only like to lose my temper with you, because I subconsciously believe that you will not leave me. Bullshit turns out to be a form of dependence.

6. For a long time, there was a big mountain in front of Yu Gong’s house. I vowed to move this mountain and mobilize my descendants to move this mountain. Finally, I succeeded in moving the mountain, haha, damn Calabash, my mother is out.

7. I have always been very, very envious that my girlfriend has the best boyfriend in the world

8. If you miss a man who is sincere to you, then you will definitely meet him. To a beast that plays with you.

9. You no longer have to worry about not having enough money to travel on May Day. Just drink some diazepam and close your eyes, and go wherever you want during the May Day holiday~

10. Never If you want to borrow money from friends, you will find that you actually don’t have many friends.

11. Save money, save money, go home to celebrate May Day, haha

12. When looking forward to May Day, life is like a tortoise; after May Day, life is like a turtle Rocket for rocket. Waiting for the Zongzi Festival, the days will be like a snail.

On the 13th, I will get married on May Day. Can you give Duohuahua your blessing?

14. Sometimes, the person who is most suitable for you is the person you least expected.

15. Love is nothing, it makes us afraid to say anything.

16. There was a school, a class, and a group. Later, there was an exam, and just like that, they dispersed.

17. As a person who lives on a basic salary, I was given 5 days off on May Day. I really wanted to give me the next month.

18. May Day is to tell you the five ones in life: a good body, a good career, a good mood for a lifetime, a circle of good friends, and good luck for a lifetime.

I wish my friends to have five ones in their lives! Happy May Day!

Nineteen, it’s not that I look down on you; it’s that I don’t even have the desire to look at it

Twenty, it cools down again !The temperature is dropping again! The temperature is dropping at every turn! It’s almost May Day and the temperature is still dropping! It’s endless, who are you showing off your face to?

21. Can you not hurt me to death when you see me being strong? Source: Personality Talk Network

The 22nd and May 1st are coming, are you still alone? Ah, otherwise, would I turn into a dog

23. Where to go on May Day? Where to go on May 1st?

24. The temperature is cooling down again! The temperature is dropping again! The temperature is dropping at every turn! It’s almost May Day and the temperature is cooling down! It’s endless, who are you showing off your face to?

25. I wish there was someone who would love me as much as life.

26. Never quarrel with your parents! Because when you can’t win the argument, you will only get scolded! When you win the argument, you will only get beaten

27. I will never love someone risklessly again, even you.

28. Where to go for fun on May Day? Where to go for fun on May Day? 2014 May Day space talk phrases

1. Workers’ organization, discipline and perseverance Spirit and solidarity with the working people of the world are the guarantee of final victory. Lenin.

2. Sing the songs you once sung, love the people you once loved, but can no longer hate you.

3. I wish all the hardworking people in the world a happy May Day!

4. _. A period is not necessarily the end, sometimes, it is another beginning. !`?

5. There are only people who can’t figure it out in the world, and there is no impossible road.

6. For you, I will never be able to write a soul-stirring, indecisive and touching sentence

7. The weather is as hot as a joke, and my life is like nonsense.

8. As long as you dance well with the hoe, you are not afraid of not being able to dig out corners.

9. Who gives me calm love, who accompanies me to see through the fleeting scenery.

10. Labor Day is here! Another good day to lose weight!

11. From now on, I will make myself better.

12. I want us to be together, so that you can leave me so-called memories in a limited time, all of which are beautiful and warm.

13 , There is a mountain of homework, and I push the mountain with all my strength! The more I push the mountain, the higher it gets, and the people can’t fall!

14. Labor Day, I use busyness to close my mood

15. Hi ! Friends, don’t be numb in labor, let the labor process truly become a kind of happiness!

16. No matter how charming the night is, when the sun comes out, everything will disappear.

17. Happy Labor Day? Labor is a kind of happiness. Are you so happy that you feel dizzy today? Then go to bed while you are dizzy! Good night!

18. Genius cannot make people do not have to work, nor can it replace labor. To develop genius, one must study for long periods of time and work with high intensity. The more talented a person is, the more complex and important the tasks he faces. Asmirnov.

19. Don’t put more emphasis on sex than friends. You must come to today’s party, otherwise we will Give you color see see!

20. Smile perfectly. ? Those who cry regret it.

21. Working for the happiness of mankind is such a magnificent cause and how great this goal is! Saint Simon

22. Truth comes from debate, and happiness comes from labor. proverb.

23. Things and people have changed, as long as you hold yourself tightly, it is enough.

24. Stand in the sunshine, give the sun a big smile, and proudly say that I am brighter than you.

25. May Day, you might as well go out for a walk

26. My sister once said to me: Sister, you are so beautiful! If you look at it from the back, you want to commit a crime; if you look at it from the side, you want to retreat; if you look at it from the front, you want to defend yourself.

Twenty-seven, divination and moral women will definitely cheat.

28. I finally got enough money and bought a watch. I gave you a birthday gift, but it seems I’ll throw it away.

29th, Labor Day, don’t work, just stay at home and sleep! Hehe, it’s so comfortable!

Thirty. When you open a webpage and another webpage pops up, does this count as buy one, get one free?

31. Flowers are dedicated to the hardworking people.

32. Don’t let me guess, because the process of guessing will give people a lot of hope, and I’m afraid that after the hope, I will be disappointed.

Thirty-three, there is no limit to the sea of ??learning. Put down your writing and become a Buddha immediately. .

34. Science is an honest thing, and it relies on the labor and wisdom of many people to accumulate. Li Siguang.

35. Laborer (husband), on Labor Day, I hope you will clean my room, exercise well, and often buy breakfast for me.

The 36th and May are a good time to let your mood fly. Are you willing to fly together with me?

Thirty-seven, the ancient Greeks said: People who can make me laugh love me the most, and people who can make me cry I love the most.

38. Genius is labor. Human talent is like a spark. It can be extinguished or burned. There is only one way to force it to burn into a raging fire, which is to work again and again. Gorky.

Thirty-nine, (り. After checking the eyes, I met the right person, x1n is empty, how to fill it.

Forty, う Men, women after all Lost to a word of love

41. Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a drop of tears

42. Today is the International Men’s Labor. May women have a happy holiday and be beautiful every day! 43. The first goal of management is to combine higher wages with lower labor costs.

44. When everyone in the world pursues individuality, ordinaryness is unique.

45. If the promise is true or false, then I don’t need it, thank you.

46. I’m going to take a long nap on May Day, but you can let me know when I’m eating! A complete list of my feelings on May Day

1. You are a nail on my back, friendship is a nail on the head. You are the needle and I am the thread, and the needle passes through the thread and the handle holds the hand; you are the rice and I are the rice, living together but not destroying each other; you are the ship and I am the sail, listening to the call of the lucky wind. May Day, I wish you all the best. Boundless happiness!

2. You are pain and I am a knife. If I cut it off, you will be happy; you are happiness and I am glue. If you stick it firmly, you will have no worries; you are happiness and I am a package. You can't escape; I wish you a happy May Day, the best is to be happy!

3. The wind and rain are cruel, the love of relatives and friends turns the remaining ice, the coming of hardship shakes the shadow of the tree, the hardships are worthy of your warning, and the years are wasted The willows are green, the peach blossom pool water accompanies me, the cold weather freezes the blood and the wind, but you can help me count the cold, I am full of joy and joy, your face is full of happiness and joy, you are hard-working and love labor, and you will harvest the beautiful scenery on May Day!

4. On May Day, I will give you a golden rice bucket, filled with delicious and fragrant feed; on May Day, I will give you a golden washbasin, filled with clean water for beauty; on May Day, I will give you pop songs, so that you can hum a tune without worries; on May Day, I will give you blessings Saying: Piggy, have a happy holiday!

5. May Day is here, I wish you all the happiness of five in one.

I wish you a prosperous career, consistent love, over 100 million in money, wisdom and wisdom, and the union of ideals and reality!

6. The will of heaven and earth will sprout in your heart, and it will sprout forever. ; There is love in the world, and once it buds, it blooms in the chest; There is love in the world, and when we get along day and night, our emotions are sublimated; With you as a friend, we get along day and night, and our friendship is even better; In spring, autumn, winter, and summer, we take careful care of you and always care about you; Friendship lasts forever and is beyond words, delivered on May Day !

7. On Labor Day, if you work overtime, I wish you a lot of money; if you have a holiday, I wish you smile every day. I wish you a burst of happiness, and I wish you unlimited happiness. I wish you love as bright as a flower, enjoy sweet food, and good luck. Let the treasure shine brightly on you! The text message ringtone is ticking, wishing you the best. Be happy and beautiful!

8. In the garden full of flowers, you are the most beautiful one in it; in the bright stars, you are the brightest one in the middle; although there are few words, every word is my sincerity wishes. On May 1st Labor Day, I wish my friends to take some time out from their busy schedule and be happy every day.

9. I wish everyone good food, good play, and a good mood!

10. The sky in May is bluer, the sea in May is wider, and the flowers in May are more abundant. The wind in May is softer, the heart in May is brighter, the love in May is sweeter, and the blessings in May are warmer: I wish you a happy May Day and continuous happiness.

11. The whole life is thought and labor. Although labor is unknown and ordinary, it cannot be interrupted. Goncharov.

12. Take a handful of spring water, blow a ray of spring breeze, pick a bouquet of flowers, and look for fresh green. As the festival is approaching, I wish your heart is like spring water, your smile is like spring breeze, your face is as beautiful as flowers, and your face is like green scenery. Happy May Day!

13. Labor and people, people and labor, this is the parent of all truths. Suhomlinsky.

14. I would like to give you five wishes on May Day: a smooth life, a smooth sailing; a satisfactory career, a lot of profits; making friends, and feeling like old friends at first sight; loving, knowing each other, and loving each other deeply; being happy every day, and having a happy life

15 . The petals fall because I want to dance with the wind, the yellow leaves fall because I want the spring breeze to come, the coffee becomes thicker because of the pain of care, and the popularity falls because my wishes turned into blessings. It’s Labor Day, and I say to you: Your work will be rewarded, and you will definitely be happy!

16. Holidays happen every year, but this holiday is particularly different. Do you know why? I’ll tell you if you don’t know. It took me a long time to figure out the difference, because I sent you a text message, haha! Happy May Day!

17. Labor is glorious! Not working is shameful! Everyone, go to work first, I Come soon!

18. When May Day comes, I will send you text messages to harass you. Those who work will continue to suffer, those who work overtime will continue to suffer, those who drink will continue to pretend to be asleep, those who chat online will continue to have trysts, and those who are in love will continue to be intoxicated. In short, don’t be idle, long live the working people!

19. Wear a neon dress of clouds, walk all the way to the brilliant spring scenery, roll up a curtain, listen to a song that never sounds in the empty valley, smell the rich fragrance of the season, and imagine A heart full of dreams and a smile blooming like a flower. May Day, I wish you a happy trip!

20. Looking at your sweet smiles, only the backs of you turned away.

21. There is a tacit understanding between the two hearts. There is a connection between the little things. The rivers and rivers are connected thousands of times. The love is unwavering through thousands of rivers and mountains. Even if we are thousands of miles apart, we can still feel your heartbeat, no matter what. Even in the wind, frost and blood rain, I will stand by you and take care of you sincerely. Don’t tire your body when you work hard. May Day is coming, the flower viewing season, let’s be happy together!

22. May Day is coming, I I am going to give you five ones: a soaring career, blockbuster performance, a smooth life, a profitable business, and a lifetime of happiness! Happy Labor Day in advance!

23. May Day is here, All actions must be directed: taking good rest as a prerequisite, not working overtime as a condition, making friends as a means, eating, drinking and having fun as a priority, I wish you a relaxing and happy holiday!

24. On May Day, I wish you nothing but: no worries and joy every day, no illness and disaster, health and well-being every month, no obstacles and good weather every season, no separation and family hug every year, happiness every moment and every second. Surround!

25. Our relationship is extraordinary, and our blessings to you are evident; this paragraph must have height, as the light shines on the top of Mount Everest; depth, as the Pacific Ocean can survive the soup; length, thousands of miles. The Great Wall stands guard; it has width and shines for thousands of years; it has heat and stays warm throughout life. I wish you a happy May Day, peace and happiness.

26. As May Day is approaching, I wish you success in your work, a prosperous career, a sunny future, good health, good fortune, sweet love, and a happy life!

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27. A delicate heart can bring happiness, a sincere heart can be magnanimous, a brave heart can conquer the future, a cheerful heart can eliminate worries, and a generous heart can Be inclusive of everything. May Day is here, I hope your heart can contain these five ones at the same time.

28. Brushing teeth is a sad and happy thing, holding a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

29. The romance of wind chimes evokes people’s yearning for a better life, the depth of camel bells inspires people’s longing for a bright future, and the beautiful ringtones of mobile phones remind people that Labor Day is here, I wish you a happy!

30. If time is a butcher's knife, let it cut away all the troubles; if life is a magic pen, use it to describe all the beauties; if the holidays are a Simmons bed, let it be beautiful Have a good sleep on the ground; if the greeting is a message, I hope you will laugh immediately after receiving it! May Day is approaching, I wish you a happy Labor Day in advance!

31. The memory keeps rewinding, everything about you The moments are replayed one by one in my mind.

32. Every year has a today, and every year has a present; salary increases every month, winning lottery tickets every week, good mood every day, good luck every day, meeting the God of Wealth during the day, and counting banknotes at night. Happy Labor Day.

33. You have to use your mouth to eat, use your hands to get dressed, climb stairs to go home, and walk when you go for a walk. If you are born with good hands, it is useless if you don't move; if you are talented and intelligent, if you don't think about it, it is useless. A good life depends on the brain and hands, May Day, say goodbye to laziness!

34. The May Day holiday is here again, the happy birds are chirping, the good mood is pounding, and the upsets are forgotten. , the most important thing is to have a happy holiday, have a good sleep, relax shopping, have a happy trip, Happy May Day!

35. Blessings are only for you, happiness is contagious to you, Labor Day greetings Pass you on, praise you with the beautiful songs, you are also there under the five-star red flag, Happy Labor Day!

36. My blessing has crossed many mountains, passed the smelly ditch, passed the traffic lights, and jumped across the road. Running through the alley, dodging the old lady selling popsicles, getting into your ears, wishing you a happy Labor Day!

37. With hard work and sweat, the fruits of success will be harvested soon. On the occasion of Labor Day, I would like to express my sincere greetings: You have worked hard. May you enjoy the happiness of labor and the joy of harvest. Happy Labor Day.

38. The earth is tuned to vibration, the climate has entered menopause, the economy is in crisis, housing prices are so high that it’s hard to breathe, and jobs are a problem.

If you are working overtime on May Day, congratulations. Faced with difficulties, you are out.

39. The color of life is smeared with sweat; the persistent pursuit can withstand loneliness; the seeds are sown when flowers bloom and fall; after being washed by wind and rain, I will harvest the fruits; having you in my memory will never move me. Spend time. May Day is approaching and I wish you a happy holiday!

40. Although labor is valuable, life is even more precious. Although getting rich is good, health is more important. The May Day holiday has arrived. Relax and have a good rest, and drive away all stress and sorrow. Text message greetings to bother you, may you be surrounded by good luck and happiness on Labor Day!