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What are the funny things about myopia?

hello, once when I was waiting for the elevator, I felt a little bored and didn't look at my mobile phone, so I started singing: riding my beloved scooter, riding my beloved scooter.

At this moment, the elevator "ding", the elevator door slowly opened, and when I looked up, it turned out to be a handsome boy. This time, I was so fucking embarrassed, singing a small motorcycle with no voice, and shaking my legs.

hahaha, a second after I died, I was lucky to wear a mask. ~ ~

Second,

Once there were many people who didn't have seats on the bus, so I went to the front of the bus and laid a board there to sit. At that time, I had already taken an uncle, and then I just walked over and before I sat down, the bus started.

boy, the driver master probably wanted to show off his skills, and as a result, he showed my left hand on the empty board between my uncle's legs, which was .1 second away from his death on the spot.

Uncle was so scared that he immediately clamped his legs, and the whole car began to laugh, while I kept my head down the whole time.

Third,

One night when I came home from working overtime, I walked to my place where I lived, and an uncle was on the phone. Because I was a little nearsighted, I thought it was our landlord and said, Yes, I just got off work.

the key is that the voice is still loud, and then look closer. If it isn't someone you don't know, they are still talking on the phone. Uncle gave me a puzzling look and continued to talk on the phone.

So, it's really bad to be short-sighted, and you can't just pretend that nothing has happened.