Seek a joke that can be adapted into a sketch

Member: Li Shanzhai (about 50 years old), daughter-in-law who has never been to the door (about 25 years old)

Rural teachers (about 35 years old) and rural doctors (about 25 years old)

Opening: A small farmhouse with a TV (in Shanghainese) and a refrigerator (in Bimeier), a window, a table, two chairs, a thermos bottle and three teacups.

Li Shanzhai: (hereinafter referred to as Li) Happy New Year, folks! I, Li Shanzhai, wish you a Happy New Year!

After 30 years of reform and opening up, the people have money in their pockets; There was a storm this year, which blew down the house price; Taking advantage of the west wind, I dug out the house. Ah! (Sighs) I want to thank several folks for the Spring Festival this year. First of all, I would like to thank xu teacher from our village. She trained my son to go to Nankai. My son was invited to Wall Street three years ago. I hear it's windy this year. He wants to strengthen the financial building there and will not come back for the New Year. But fortunately, he let his daughter-in-law from other places come to see me. Let's sit down first, and I'll go back and tidy up. ...

Foreign daughter-in-law: (hereinafter referred to as foreign) (yellow hair, very fashionable, short coat) Happy New Year, everyone! My name is Obama, and I am the assistant to the president of calcium deficiency company in Greater China. What? You asked what our company does. Our company specializes in designing and developing windows. Today, I was ordered by my boyfriend to visit my father who I have never met. (Asking for directions) Sir, do you know the home of Mr. Li Shanzhai from Shanzhai Village and Shanzhai Group? We're almost there! Thank you, ...

(home), (knocking at the door)

Excuse me, is this the home of Mr. Li Shanzhai?

(Li): I am! Are you-

(Foreign): Fake dad comes on stage, please pay homage to Obama. (Please pay my respects)

(Li): Are you the Obama mentioned by Husband and Wife on the phone? Get up! Get up! Come in and sit down! (Examining the daughter-in-law) (Both sides sit down)

I said Obama! Do you have a Chinese name? It's easier for me to call it.

Yes, my Chinese name is Chen Bianshui.

(Li): Why do I sound more awkward ... Pingshui, how old is this year?

(foreign): 26, shanzhai dad!

(Li): When is your birthday?

(Foreign): New Year's Eve, shanzhai dad!

(Li): (Si) I think your two names don't sound smooth, so I'll call you 2630.

Thanks, shanzhai dad!

(Li): 2630! I only have one son. You should treat my fake dad like a dear dad. This is your home.

Of course, of course, that's nature.

(Li): You watch TV for a while, and dad will kill the chicken for you (turn on the TV).

(foreign): (I didn't watch TV, I walked around indoors to see) (loudly) shanzhai dad!

(Li): Hey! (Holding a chicken) (Quick)

(Foreign): Is everything all right at home? (still looking at furniture and appliances)

(Li): Good, good, good; Just leave early! (sad)

(Foreign): How are things at home?

(Li): Not bad.

Aren't these all shanzhai?

(Li): 2630, what cottage is not a cottage? Shanzhai people use shanzhai goods, and ordinary people can make a living in charge. Although we have money now, we have spent it where we should, and the state has also given subsidies to buy these home appliances. Speaking of which, I would like to pay tribute to all the good public servants and cadres who have common people in their hearts! I wish them a promotion step by step!

What a surprise! Dad, where did you buy this window?

(Li): Window, I didn't buy it. I saw a window called XP in the street. It's very good, but it's too expensive to buy, so I made one myself.

This is a product designed by our company, and you have infringed our intellectual property rights.

(Li): How about it?

According to the practice of our calcium deficiency company, you should hang black cloth on your window as a punishment.

(Li): (generously) 2630! It's really up to law enforcement to hang a black cloth. You have no right to hang a black cloth. Besides, your XP window is priced at such a high price, which means devouring social wealth, and I have to levy your windfall tax! If you deposit the taxpayer's money in a Swiss bank, you violate the law!

(Hanging black cloth) (Standing under the window angrily)

(Li): It's no use hanging it. I can help you take it off ... come here, I'll teach you a trick to make sure your windows sell well.

(Foreign): (Questioned) Do you have any good ideas?

(Li): (rightfully) reduce the price! Only the windows that ordinary people can afford are good windows.

(Yang): No, Shanzhai Dad, look: You are watching Shanzhai TV, using Shanzhai refrigerator, building a house with Shanzhai windows, … holding Shanzhai chicken.

(Li): This chicken is real. How can it be a fake version?

(foreign): chicken in the hands of fake father! It's just a fake mobile phone!