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How would you get along with the other person?

If I knew he was myself, I would definitely be with him. We walked to the supermarket without discussion. I knew he would never object to my using genetically modified oil for cooking, and he also trusted me never to buy puffed food or carbonated drinks. We would walk to the park and run to the children's play area together without hesitation. And in the theme park, like me, he didn't dare to sit on the equipment with his head down. If one of us is sick, the other will definitely have sufficient medical knowledge to judge whether to send the other to the hospital. If one of us is in a coma, the other will definitely tell the doctor clearly, please do not prescribe Chinese medicine. My lover is allergic to traditional Chinese medicine. We would cook Laohuo soup together, not for health, but just for the deliciousness. We would also tease each other about taking in so many purines, and we would see if you get gout when the time comes. We would go to the street to drink sugar water, but we don’t like to drink herbal tea. We don’t put too much salt in our cooking, and we don’t like to add sugar and vinegar. We would cuddle up in the kitchen and try out new dishes from "the kitchen" together, and we would never say the other person's food tasted bad. When we travel, we will definitely ride bicycles within an hour's drive. We will not buy professional equipment. Two ordinary bicycles, holding hands together, are the most beautiful scenery. If it's far away, we'll buy a small-displacement car. If we have children - of course it is not good to have children with the same genes, so we will adopt two children, we will use Teacher Chen Huichang - or later updated evidence-based theories to educate them. Ah, there are also names. The Chinese names can be called Xiting and Xipan, and the English names can be called Kohut and Klein~ We will equally share the tasks of housework and childcare, help each other, and buy various housework robots (because I We both hate washing dishes, sweeping the floor and wiping glass). On weekends we can go out together or play with friends separately. If we were on the Internet, we would hang out in the same community and show off our affection. We could write lyrics and compose music together. Although we were thinking about Lin Xize Risheng, what we wrote in the end was not that bad, but it didn’t matter. With guitar, we can play and sing by ourselves at home and entertain ourselves.