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A little joke to make your boyfriend happy, a little routine to make your girlfriend happy
First of all, make a little joke to amuse my boyfriend.
1. Do you know the name of the ring on Sun's head? Hericium erinaceus
Only when I am with you can I know that the word "handsome" can be so single-minded.
3. Once upon a time, a small toothpick was preparing to leave a door. I saw a small hedgehog on the road and shouted, "Bus! Bus! Wait for me. "
I feel very cold after every exam, because when they are arguing passionately about whether it is A or B, I really can't figure out why I chose C.
5. When I was drunk before, I turned on my cell phone and wanted to call someone to talk. I rummaged through many strange names and didn't know who to call. I feel that I have failed in my life and cried all night. I woke up the next morning and found that my mobile phone was not my own.
Second, the little routine to make your girlfriend happy
1, "I'll tell you a cold joke", "Yes, you tell it" and "cold joke".
Baby, can you smile at me? I forgot to add sugar to this cup of coffee today. It tastes bitter and needs a little sweetness.
3. One day, Mung Bean quarreled with his girlfriend. He was so sad that he kept crying and cried out bean sprouts.
Sometimes when I look in the mirror, I suddenly feel that I seem to be ugly recently, and then I immediately take out my ID card and look at it, which is worrying me too much.
Late at night, in the kitchen of KFC, the original chicken stood up slowly, cleared his throat and said, "I'm not aiming at anyone, I just want to say that everyone here is spicy chicken."
Conclusion:
This article shares some small routines that can be used to make each other happy in love. There are some loveliness in sand sculpture, which can be referenced if necessary.
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