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Who is the funniest, Lu or jy?
No matter whether they call out or leave the hole to pack jiaozi, no matter whether they call Yihujin or Nvjian, Liangshan can't become a deep end. The so-called Liangshan heroes who rob the rich and help the poor should do it when they should. Only a few people, such as Lu, Shi Jin, can do this. Others want to drink in a big bowl and eat meat in a whole set of clothes. As for where the wine, meat, gold and silver come from, their answer is: where.
Of course, not all Liangshan heroes are vicious, some are chivalrous, some are indifferent to fame and fortune, and even many are used to joking. Today we are going to talk about five funny moments of Liangshan heroes: I think it is funny, or others think it is funny, but there are many? Interesting thing? Doesn't it look funny? If you can get the fourth laugh, you may not be a good person.
In any romance novel, as long as there is a war and a military commander, there will be one or two funny blessing generals, such as Cheng Qi Bao Cheng in Sui and Tang Dynasties, Jiao Zan in Yang Jiajiang and Niu Hao in Li Yue. In Liangshan, there are not many talented and funny people. Among them, monk Lu and black whirlwind jy can really make everyone happy. But it seems that they are funny in a very different way. One makes people laugh and cry, and the other makes people feel chilling.
I remember someone said that humor is the highest embodiment of wisdom. This sentence is appropriate for me, but it is a bit irrelevant for jy? Li Kui jy's jokes have nothing to do with wisdom.
See through the world, there are often good things. Lu's sense of humor is not innate. When he was in charge of the military forces in Weihe State, he was a hot-tempered man. However, after killing the town of Kansai with three fists, Lu suddenly became enlightened and became humorous overnight.
As soon as Lu went to Wutai Mountain, he faced the most severe test in his life: whether to obey the rules or to lie against his will.
Elder Zhizhen asked monk Shen Zhi to convert to the Five Commandments (is it because he wants Shen Zhi to become a pig? ),? Shen Zhi didn't know whether the word "promise to quit the altar" could be used, but he said: Cudgel, remember. ?
Lu Zhishen's words came out. All monks laugh? Even Jin Shengtan and Yuan, who commented on Water Margin, couldn't help laughing. By mistake, regardless of the consequences, I have never heard of this word, such as the roar of thunder, the real wizard, in the benevolent altar of the universe. It's better to know if you can promise or just remember the word kindness. ?
This time's antics make people think in laughter. As for what I can think of, I dare not speculate, but I will leave it to the readers.
Lu not only plays dumb in front of elders Zhizhen, but also talks to little novice monk? Interrupt? . They said? Okay? , he said? Fish? , they said? Bitter? He is still very strange: Fish with a big belly is sweet and fat. How can it be bitter? ?
Can this dialogue between Lu and Xiao be regarded as cross talk? Learn to be deaf? In this, what we see is that Lu takes bitterness as sweetness? Spiritual dinner? In fact, it is the embodiment of his fighting spirit: there is no mashed garlic dog leg or stewed fish in front of me, but no one can stop my yearning for a better life (food).
Not only are there witty words, but Lu is always full of joy when he does things. Is he in Taohua Village? Talk about marriage? If it is produced separately, it is also a comedy blockbuster.
Liu Taigong asked if he would eat meat. He cut to the chase: Zajia doesn't avoid meat or wine, and he doesn't choose any muddy and innocent wine, beef and dog meat, and he eats it if he has it. ?
In my opinion, there are few bad people who like food, because food is also one of the most beautiful things in the world, and it is also a virtue to be able to eat. The so-called an upright man is open and poised, the villain is anxious. Lu is broad-minded and fat, in sharp contrast to Song Jiang, who is dark and short.
Lu, who drinks and eats meat, calls himself? Little monk? Into the boudoir, fooled Liu Taigong, also fooled the peach blossom hill bully Zhou Tong. When they looked under the lamp, they saw a fat monk, naked, riding on the king and beating him in front of the bed. ?
It seems that all three of Lu's jokes are related to eating and drinking, but what is hidden behind eating and drinking is Lu's chivalrous and fearless spirit of struggle, so many readers have seen Lu's jokes, or laughed heartily, or smiled: if there is no flower monk Lu in Water Margin, it must be half wonderful.
Lu's three jokes are really worth drinking three times, but let's talk about Liangshan hero's fourth joke, which doesn't seem so funny, because we are talking about black whirlwind jy.
Li Kui jy, this fellow, can be summed up simply by tasteless and disgusting words. His antics are more like a clown's lame performance.
In order to please Song Jiang, Li Kui jy went to find a fisherman? Please. Fish is not to give money, but to let go of all the fishermen's harvest in a day. Li Kui jy's behavior is worse than that of the hairless cattle killed by Yang Zhizhai.
Li Kui jy's evil deeds were soon rewarded, and he was accused of Zhang Shun in the waves? I caught it in the water, soaked it in white, and then brought it up and took it down, which made my boss feel bad. ?
Good one? Soak in white? Just now that arrogant jailer Li Kui jy suddenly became their Reservoir Dogs.
Under the protection of Song Jiang, Li Kui jy not only failed to converge, but also continued to do evil after landing. Li Kui jy, angry from the heart, jumped up and put two fingers on the girl's forehead. The girl let out a cry and suddenly fell to the ground. ?
As soon as Li Kui jy recovered his breath, he began to take it out on this fragile singer, and even after his evil deeds, he was eloquent. I have never seen such a bird woman, so delicate! You might as well hit me in the face a hundred times. ?
Song Jiang and others felt funny (Song Jiang and others all laughed), and even Jin Shengtan, who may be a good man, found Li Kui jy funny. The language of extinction, can be described as iron cow, abrupt Yu Lian. ?
Is it funny that Li Kui jy poked the singer dizzy? Song Jiang felt funny, Jin Shengtan felt funny, but jy's behavior would not be funny in Lu's eyes, but I wonder if readers can still laugh when they see this? Bullying the weak is what men should do?
In addition to poking the singer, Song Jiangjin sighed and smiled. Li Kui jy also has an interesting behavior. After being rendered by TV series, it is not only more funny, but also shows Li Kui jy's profound sense of justice and selflessness. so this is it? Li Kui jy Shouzhang Bridge is sitting in the office? .
In the original Water Margin, Li Kui jy was not replaced in Shouzhang County. Song Jiang? The father of the robbed cloth was in charge, but he staged the case that the gourd monk sentenced the gourd: Two prisoners pretended to fight and complain, and people outside the county gate put them out for public. ?
Li Kui jy's conclusion is: Those who hit people are heroes. Let him go first. Why does this slow-growing man want to eat people and hit people? He showed his cangue with me in front of the yamen. ?
Readers, imagine that the fool Li Kui JY became a court official after courting him. Did the people under his rule have any place to avenge him?
After Li Kui jy decided the case at will, did he run to scare the children? Suddenly, I heard the sound of reading at school. Li Kui jy opened the curtain and walked in, scaring the gentleman to jump out of the window and walk away. All the students are crying, screaming, running and hiding. Li Kui jy laughs. ?
Li Kui jy smiled, and Jin Shengtan, who commented on Water Margin, also smiled. Happy, Li Dage is a saint and really indispensable. ?
Liangshan heroes are also laughing:? They all laughed when they saw Li Kui jy dressed like this? Li Kui jy came to worship Sung River, but not twice. He broke the green robe, tripped and fell to the ground, and everyone laughed. ?
Is it funny? Is it funny? Is it funny? Ask important things three times, Liangshan must feel funny, but the beaten prison must feel funny, scared by Li Kui jy? Run? Our teachers and children who are scared to cry will definitely think this is not funny.
I wonder what readers will think of Lu and jy's "Funny Five Times"? The author thinks that Lu's humor is a catharsis of great wisdom. Li Kui jy's humor is another manifestation of ugliness.
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