What are the funny and popular materials of Tik Tok?

There is such funny material. Look at these.

1. Laugh off the classic wife anecdote joke. One day, I said to my wife, "Wife, you know, I have procrastination and I'm going to be late for work again." My wife paused and smiled. "I also have a question. I never take off my makeup. " The husband smiled and said, "That's good. Shall I sleep for a while? " The wife said, "Your procrastination really needs a good treatment." So the wife ran to the bathroom to wash her face and gave her husband a push. As soon as my husband got up, he was so scared that he immediately got dressed and went out to work. There is no delay in getting up from now on.

2. Our family split up twice. My husband is fat and I am thin. I made a suggestion to my husband and said, You should eat less meat. If you don't buy or sell, there will be no harm. Let me make you some vegetables and wild vegetables! It is to avoid the pain of animal skin and flesh, and to avoid the pain of your skin and flesh in the future. Who knows the husband said: Don't you know that plants can sing?

3. Mom's funny jokes, my mom and I went out to buy clothes. When I tried on clothes, I found that the door of the fitting room was not locked, so I asked my mother to watch. Just after I took off my pants, a beautiful girl opened the door. Both of them are embarrassed. After I came out, I asked my mother what you were doing just now. My mother said that looking at that beautiful girl didn't stop me.

Last night, my little daughter put a piece of braised pork in my mouth. Looking into her MengMeng's eyes, I instantly felt that it was better to adopt a daughter! Seeing me swallow it in one gulp, my daughter cried with a cry: "mom, I asked you to help me blow it." How do you eat! " "