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Narcissism needs no reason.
Every day I set a new world record, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.
I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life!
All I can do is find someone who loves me and accept everything I have.
Life is a book, fools read it in general, and wise men read it carefully, because wise men know that they only have one chance to read it. Last time, a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.
6. Why? Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me?
7. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm handsome and low-key!
If you don't understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness? I won't cry or laugh, and I will disappear when I am tired.
9. Why haven't I met anyone more handsome than me?
10. Law-abiding and depressed, strengthen Liang Yege, ride a mule and harm others, be fair and comfortable, and be hungry. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!
1 1. Don't think that I am unattainable because I am handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.
12. I can kill you with the keyboard or embarrass you with my beauty.
13. We drifted all the way, leaving only one tire footprint. ...
14. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world. I don't agree. They must have never seen me.
15. If you are jealous, don't give up. If you are envious, please continue. Today is a good day to go out and release your handsomeness.
16. I always thought that the word "beautiful as a fairy" meant me, but it wasn't. Very charming.
17. I saw a handsome boy in the distance. I went over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.
18. Every time I look at myself in the mirror, I swear. How can there be such beautiful people in this world?
19. Ah! Why are the blue sky and the sea blue? Because I like blue. Ah! Why are other things not blue? That's because they all deeply feel that it doesn't match my favorite color!
20. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.
Narcissism needs no reason. Funny sentence 2 2 1. Am I handsome?
Young man, you must study hard and don't eat and drink with a beautiful face like me.
23. I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing as people all over the world!
24. When I left, China seemed to have lost his soul.
25. Although I am beautiful, I am very low-key!
26. If beauty is a mistake, then I am willing to repeat it.
I want to be an anodyne vegetable.
28. Everyone says that making more friends with beautiful people will make you look good. No wonder you find that your friends are getting better and better.
29. I'm glad many people came. Thank you for coming. Don't go after the party. Go and eat. Whoever goes will pay. Listen to cross talk for twenty, and make a noise of sixteen thousand. Laugh and add money.
30. Even the title of my exam is like this: Title: Be the most handsome, A: Don't do it, now it is, Title: Be the ugliest, A: Don't do it, it won't be ugly anyway.
3 1. The farther away from you, the deeper I love you. Now I can't help asking myself whether I am looking forward to happiness or the process towards happiness.
32. Being a beautiful person is very tiring, which I really know.
33. Those who are particularly handsome but don't know are really pitiful, so please remind me often.
Don't leave me there just because you know I will wait for you.
I don't want to be liked, I just want to be an attractive villain.
36. No matter how the life novel ends, it is a willing self-directed performance.
37. I just miss you suddenly and can't help but suffer.
38. It suddenly occurred to me that my mobile phone is actually more useful because of you.
39. I want to quit and become handsome, but I have been addicted for a long time.
I love you for no reason.
The person I love, caring about you has become my main goal, and caring about you has become my secondary goal. The world is big and there are many women. You are the person I care about most. Meeting you is fate. Lu, I love you for no reason. I hope you can forgive me and give me another chance to turn over a new leaf.
I love you for no reason.
First, I knew it was doomed from the first moment I saw you! Providence! There is no reason to love you!
Second, I like the story in your eyes, and I like every moment of you. I don't need any reason to love you. I've been waiting here. There is only you, the only king and the only love in my world.
Happy birthday, dear! At the age of 22, you are as headstrong, naive and lovely as you are at the age of 17! May my big baby always be like 17 years old! There is no reason to love you!
There is no reason to love you. I just want to be a fool quietly. It is enough to love you.
I used to think that I love you for no reason, and I don't need any reason to be together. Now I find that even if I try to love again, there is no reason to be together again.
6. I love you for no reason. It's been almost four years together, but after five times, the feelings are stronger. This is the process of growing up. I would like to hold hands with you all my life, from school uniform to wedding dress, from blackhead to hoary head.
I love you for no reason. You are like a new seed, quietly drifting into my heart, taking root and sprouting, slowly growing, and finally occupying my heart.
There is no reason to love you. Let's do what you love together. We will always support you and accompany you.
I love you for no reason. I miss you too. Please, I really can't see you this afternoon. I'm going to blog, hahahaha, otherwise I'll definitely die at first.
Ten, even a sincere farewell, so far away, is it your fault or mine? Love you without reason. Love is love, and you have been hurt. It's hard to start over, but life goes on. You've tortured yourself long enough. Let me go. Maybe tomorrow will be better. To: I love you most.
There is no reason to love you! Only love you! Starlight doesn't ask passers-by, time buys Kun! The harder you work, the luckier you are! Take gold as king and Kun as sail!
The best Cohen in the world, likes you without reason, loves you without reason, insists on loving you, and every day is beautiful.
There is no reason to love you. I always feel that I owe too much, and no amount of apology can make up for my fault. I will regret it for a lifetime, make up for it for a lifetime, and hope the baby can be strong!
14. I savor what you say, and I can't bear to eat the candy that laughs. I took a sip gently. Although it was not much, it completely absorbed your love. I smiled and let the sweetness stay, and my hair was bald. Like a sandwich biscuit, there is sweetness in the middle, and there is no reason to continue to love you.
15. I love you for no reason, but I don't like you for many reasons.
You are beyond my reach, but I can like you if I have never met you. You never let us down. You always surprise us. Watching you shine on the stage is like seeing the rising sun. Love you without reason.
The water is flowing and the fish is swimming. There is no reason to love you. It's windy and rainy. I really want to hug and kiss you. You are new, I have a heart, and I love you until now. Love in heaven and love on earth, can I date you?
Eighteen, missing is a disease! You just left me for a few days. All I think about during the day is you, and all I dream about at night is you! Do you know how important you are in my heart? There is no reason to love you! You have filled my heart! I miss you so much that I can't sleep at night! Maybe you don't know how much I love you! I love you, piggy!
Nineteen, your appearance can attract me for three days, your voice can attract me for a week, your personality can attract me for a month, and liking needs freshness. I just love you without any reason.
Although I like Professor Ceng Shiqiang, I totally disagree with him. I like a girl for a certain reason, such as appreciating her quality, character, personality, or hobbies, or three views, or even temperament. Many people can't say it because they just want to see the color. To put it bluntly, they are cute and want to see the sun. It's hard to say. What loves you for no reason is a disgusting disguise to cover up its nature.
Memories are cruel, and love will act immediately. You dare to give me a lifetime to love you, single-minded, simple life, simple love, never let you lose, never let you be wronged. Love needs you to be perfect, and love you needs no reason.
Kun, I love you for no reason. The ranking is not very good, but I believe you are still the first. There is a person in the dormitory who worries about me every day and says he is not good. It's disgusting. Ikun people gave me a suggestion.
I don't need any reason to love you, because only you know me best, understand me, tolerate me, coax me into loving me, and work hard for my change. I hope that every day in the future will be beautiful.
I don't need too many reasons to love you. I believe we can continue my Barcelona.
Love words about loving you for no reason.
1, I love you for no reason. I'll stay with you when I'm sick, I'll help you share when I'm sad, I'll go shopping with you when I go shopping, and I'll send you a text message when I miss you. This is love.
2, love you, there is no reason, let nature take its course, easy to protect, cherish happiness, make love simple, that is life-long love.
3, love you, there is no reason to approach you, it is a smile between flowers, into the city, into the heart, from then on, all colors open, only for you.
4, love you, no reason, you are, or not, always, treat you as before; Seeing, or not seeing, is like seeing at first sight; Don't ask the depth of the edge, the edge is shallow, and only a section like a painting is allowed.
5, love you, there is no reason, deep in my heart, a graceful heart for you, has been whispering for you in front of this ink; Light promise, castle peak remains, meet old, the ends of the earth, warm and dependent!
6, love you, you don't need a reason, because you love her, so you will care about her, worry about her and be jealous.
7. I love you for no reason. No matter what the world is like, as long as you are happy, I will be happy; As long as you are happy, I am happy; As long as you are good, I will be sunny.
8, love you, there is no reason, you are always the most beautiful in your heart; No one can compare with you in the eyes. In the past, your sweet past, now you are deeply branded; You will never leave again.
9. There is no reason to love you, stick to the position of love and stick to the original agreement; Although there were countless lives in the past, it was only with your heart; No matter what the weather is like, I just want to work with you to create a miracle of life.
10, love you, there is no reason, I have your news on sunny days, but I have no news on rainy days; I can't wait for your news, but it's raining cats and dogs. Even if it snows, it will clear up after receiving your message!
1 1, I love you for no reason. With you in my life, my heart finds a permanent home. Every time I think of you, I will show a happy smile. Every time I think about our future, I am very excited. This is the taste of love.
12, I love you for no reason. I extend every second and miss you deeply. Whenever I wake up in the morning and open my eyes, I see your warm figure and a happy smile on my lips.
13, I love you for no reason. No matter the ends of the earth, no matter spring, summer, autumn and winter, I will definitely take you with me. No matter where I go, you are the heaviest bag in my life.
14, I love you for no reason. The light water has taken away the temperature shed by the sun for a long time, but it can't take away the reflection of white clouds in the water. Time has taken away your beautiful and lovely face. But I can't take away my sincere love for you.
15, I love you for no reason. If you shed tears, I would like to be the toilet paper in your hand. If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.
16, I love you for no reason, you are always the most beautiful in my heart; In your eyes, no one can compare; Before, you were sweet enough to fly; Now you are deeply branded; You will never give up in the future.
17, I love you for no reason. Your smile is an inexhaustible motive force for my struggle, and your tears are the source of my sadness. So I will only make you laugh and make you laugh happily.
18, love you, there is no reason, the water is flowing, the fish is swimming, the wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I will accompany you to the end of the world; The sky is gray and wild, I want to fly with you; You have love, I have love, I love you forever;
19, I love you for no reason. Let my love accompany you all your life, like running water, endless; Like the sun on the equator, burning. Give me your love and let me seal it for a lifetime.
20. There is no reason to love you. The romantic galaxy, the familiar melody and the beauty of the starlight are our secrets. The night I fell in love with you, I promised that you were the only one in my life.
A sad and lonely sentence that cried for no reason.
I know, crying needs no reason, sorry needs no excuse.
Sunset is not the time and the wind is not the fault of the forest. As long as you have loved and given, laughing in heaven is not a legend.
I am not a rose in a vase. If I don't take care of it, it will wither. I am a grass in the garden. If I don't take care of it, it will grow wildly!
I used to cover it up carefully, even insincerely, but it actually came from uncertainty about tomorrow.
Good women never claim to be noble, but people all recognize their nobility.
People who say they are noble are generally not expensive. This kind of shouting is just to get a good price for yourself.
When forgetting becomes a kind of missing, when missing becomes a kind of loneliness, when loneliness becomes a kind of liberation.
Halfway through the movie at the cinema, the screen of the cinema turned dark. A buddy shouted, Move the mouse.
School radio. "Class is over. Teacher, you have worked hard. " "Start the class. Students, you will suffer again. "
There is only a wall between them and they have never met. Because one of them always goes to the left and the other always takes the elevator.
What do you like about me? Can't I change it? I just like you and don't like me. Change it.
Don't argue with an idiot, he will drag you to his level and beat you with rich experience.
In the morning, the biology teacher said that if there was an afterlife, I would not be a teacher if I was killed. Then if I have an afterlife and kill me, I won't be a student.
When I was a child, I always thought sesame grew on strawberries. When I grew up, I found sesame seeds growing in kiwifruit.
Do you have a brief history of time? Psycho, I have time not to pick up shit!
My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.
A: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It's God's business to forgive her. My task is to send her to God.
The state of mind that I can't let go, like the memory of the lost years, begins to be desolate.
Not all milk is called Telunsu, and not all the people I call are pigs.
The physical education teacher in junior high school said: whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.
Women should not think that they can stop reading if they study well, and men should not think that they can grow ugly if they study well.
How dare you call yourself pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy.
I want to be a male bastard in thought, a good man in life, a handsome guy in appearance and an Altman in psychology.
I'm not Yosemite, I'm just dichlorvos. Do you want to hold me in your hand?
The most regrettable thing in life is to give up easily what should not be given up and stubbornly insist on what should not be adhered to.
When you can't catch something, you should learn to give up and know how to choose.
Women should live like men so as not to be so tired.
I gave you my phone number. Why don't you understand my mind? Charge me dozens of dollars if something happens.
God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; However, he also saw that there is no idiot in this world and created you by the way.
The furthest distance in the world is from Monday morning to Friday afternoon.
How dare you curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning? I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning.
The change of time from season to season gradually blurred yesterday's warm face.
Some words sound good, but you may not necessarily do them. Some people are good-looking, but they may not be suitable for you.
Quotations: I can't remember your sweet words, but it doesn't matter. I remember your bank card password.
The most painful thing in the world is that I want to go to the toilet but I can't go.
Although I am Altman from the countryside, my duty is to come to the city to protect my beloved monster.
Life is like a cup of tea, it won't be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while.
Many times, it is easier to fall in love than to be together, so there is only life when you fall in love at first sight.
It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The most important thing is not to get into the water! It doesn't matter if you enter the water! The most important thing is not to keep a goldfish in it!
If I am a man in the next life, I will definitely find a mermaid as my girlfriend, because she will never cheat.
I told you why it smells sour. It turns out that someone has too many bad ideas.
Then there is the historic personality signature. I can't write Song Jiang's passion for conquering the country.
Mom doesn't have to worry about my study anymore. It's so easy! Holding a lighter, holding a textbook, you won't order anywhere!
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