The best brain teaser to make your wife happy. Who knows?

1. Cars can fly. Please guess a drink ... coffee. ...

Because ... (car)-(plane)

2. What chicken runs fast in the world? What chicken is slow?

Chicken nuggets (quick)

Nicole Kidman (slow)

3. Which is dumb, the star, the moon or the sun?

Stars, because there is a saying in Lu's song, "The stars in the sky don't talk."

4. Devil: "Princess, no one will save you if you scream your throat!" " "

Princess: "broken throat!" " "

No one: "Princess! I'm coming to save you! "

Devil: "Damn it."

Ghost: "Who found me?"

Who: "What's it to me?"

The devil is dead! !

5. Book 11, guess an idiom.

Unbelievable (book 1 1)

Jed told Xiaoming that her father was impotent. Guess an idiom.

I can't stop (my father can't)

7. What kind of flower has no children?

Mayflower, because Mayflower toilet paper (unborn)

8. Celery was walking when he suddenly felt a pain in his stomach. Then he let out a hiss. What did you say he took out? That's celery dung (diligence)! ! ! What color is celery dung?

Answer: yellow.

Because: Qin Shihuang (Qin Shihuang)

Keep coming.

1, Conan's illness is left. Is there a meeting to discuss it?

Answer: Detective (Detective Conan)

2. An ant has six feet. What about the four footprints he walked on the shit?

A: There are two hands and a nose.

3. America is a thin man?

A: USB

In the past, left Q and right Q lived together and were buried together, but later right Q moved to the left. What was the result? (Guess four words)

A: Block (left) Q from living in the sun.

5, point out the big white rabbit brand kiss 100 honey rabbit is a boy?

A: Not even a D.

6. The dwarfs stole Snow White to take a bath (guess a drink).

7-up (7-up English is 7-up ... My department is 7-up, but I don't know if it's me ...)

7. Which two are the most difficult to teach: A, B, C, D, E and F?

A: Class C is the same as Class E (Islam)

8. Which side is the slowest from snake A to snake Z?

A: Snake C (Yu Shiman's "Snake C Slow")

9. English letters A to Z, E and T go to the left. How many English letters are Chinese?

A: 2 1 letter (et will take the buried ufo away)

10, daxiong punished grandma for not doing her homework. Did Ding Dong really help her with a magic weapon?

ATM

1 1, one pear for five children, cut with a knife, and give it to all children equally, but cut it three times. What should I do?

A: Cut a pear with two knives, and then kill one of the children with the last knife.

12. What is the most "inch" animal in the world (try to name it)

A: Sheep.

13. A couple from China, who live in Italy, went to the market to buy chicken breast one day. Because she didn't know Italian, she just barked like a chicken and pointed at her chest. If she wants to buy chicken feet, she points to her feet. The boss got it. Later, she wanted to buy sausages, but she went home and called her husband. Why?

Because her husband knows Italian.

14. Superman and superwoman do push-ups together. Why is there a hole in the ground after Superman finishes? There are two superwomen?

Answer: Superman does push-ups with one hand and Superman does push-ups with both hands.

15. It is said that a plane was hijacked by a man. D passengers will tell the hijackers about d? Guyi mobile phone brand

Ans: Nokia (getting off the plane ~)

16, Uncle McDonald, estimate the name of a country.

A: Myanmar (without electricity)

17, fish has no feet, crab has no wings, and shrimp has no baa?

A: Taro

18, can you put it in the refrigerator?

Ans: Secret, because you can't tell secrets.

19, thanks for the above question. Have any TV artists combed their hair?

Zhu Mimi, because you can't comb your breasts.

20. What is a terrorist?

A: Denominator of terror.

2 1. What is the median line?

Answer: Terrorism Branch

22. this is a lot of dreams, and the teacher's illness will be more contagious than the one around him?

A: Stretch men, because stretch men stretch men.

23. From the above questions, what was the first infection? (Not Doraemon)

Ans: Shinji, because Nohara Shinsuke.

24.Hello Kitty saw a cross in Deardanier's block and explained that Kitty would hit Daniel?

Because this intersection is dirty.

25, a Chinese character, it will be very cool when it is divided, and it will be very painful when it is closed. Guess the verb (18+)

A: Bite

26. Is the daily necessities a gei product from the 1980s?

Ans: Oil, because oil is not from the 1980s ~

27. What is the most disgusting haircut product in Di Yun?

Ans: Meiyuan shines, because Meiyuan shines and will not be "played".