What a big English joke.

When the ambassador or Escalopia came home for lunch, his wife was surprised.

When the ambassador of Escarobia came home for lunch, his wife was surprised.

He looks pale and his clothes are in a mess.

His face is pale and his clothes are out of shape.

What happened? She asked. "How did your clothes get so messy?"

"What's the matter?" She asked, "Why are your clothes so messy?"

"Fire extinguisher, dear," the ambassador replied dryly.

"Fire extinguisher, dear," the ambassador replied coldly.

College students set fire to the embassy this morning.

"College students set fire to the embassy this morning."

"Oh, my God!" His wife said loudly. "Where were you then?"

"My God!" His wife exclaimed, "Where did you go?"

"I'm in my office as usual," the ambassador replied.

"I'm in my office as usual," the ambassador replied.

There was a fire in the basement. Sure, I'll be right down,

"The basement suddenly caught fire, and of course I went down immediately.

That fool Horst pointed a fire extinguisher at me.

But that fool Horst pointed the fire extinguisher at me.

He thought I was on fire.

He thinks I'm on fire.

I must post that guy.

I have to send that guy away. "

The ambassador's wife kept asking questions when she suddenly found a big hole in her husband's hat.

The ambassador's wife kept asking questions, and suddenly she found a hole in her husband's hat.

"Then how do you explain it?" she asked.

"Then how do you explain it?" She asked.

"Oh, that," said the ambassador.

"Well," said the ambassador,

Someone shot at the window of my office.

"Someone shot at my office window.

Very accurate, don't you think?

That's accurate, isn't it?

Luckily, I wasn't wearing it at that time.

It's a good thing I'm not wearing a hat

If so, I can't go home for lunch.

If I do, I can't go home for lunch now. "