English humorous jokes and short stories

English humorous jokes and short stories

English humorous joke stories 1:

Nice to meet you. During World War II, many young women joined the army in Britain. Joan Phillips is one of them. She worked in a big military camp and of course met many men, officers and soldiers. One night, she met Captain Humphries at a dance. He said to her, "I will go abroad tomorrow, but I will be very happy if we can write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for months. Then his letter stopped, but she received a letter from another officer, telling her that he was injured in a military hospital in England. Joan went there and said to the head nurse, "I'm here to see Captain Humphries." "Only relatives can visit patients here," said the head nurse. "Oh, that's all right," replied Joan. "I'm his sister." "Nice to meet you," said the head nurse. "I'm his mother!"

English humorous joke short story 2:

Two soldiers. Two soldiers are in the camp. The name of the first one is George, and the name of the second one is Bill. George said, "Bill, do you have a piece of paper and an envelope?" Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him. Then George said, "Now I don't have a pen." Bill gave him his and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "Bill, do you have any stamps?" Bill gave him one. Then Bill stood up and walked to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?" Bill said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door. George said, "Please put my letter in the mailbox in the office, and then …" He stopped. "What do you want now?" Bill said to him. George looked at the envelope and replied, "What's your girlfriend's address?"

English humorous joke short story 3:

My father, brother and I went to West Point Military Academy to watch a football match between the Army and Boston College. When walking before kick-off, we met many students in neat uniforms. Several visiting fans asked the recruits if they would pose for photos. "Let our son see what he will gain if he goes to West Point Military Academy." A middle-aged couple approached a very attractive female student and asked her to take a photo. They explained, "We want our son to know what he missed when he didn't come to West Point."

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