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1. Architect A lady called the architect and said that her bed would shake every time a train passed by. "That's nonsense," replied the architect, "I'll take a look." "After the architect arrived, the lady suggested that he lie down on the bed and experience the feeling of the train passing by. As soon as the architect got into bed and lay down, the lady's husband came back. Seeing this, he shouted sternly: "You are lying on my wife's bed. What are you doing in bed? The architect replied tremblingly: "I said I was waiting for the train. Would you believe it?" "I realized that some words are true, but they sound false; some words are false, but there is no doubt about it. 2. Seducing a British gentleman and a French woman to ride in the same box. The woman wanted to seduce the British man, so she took off her clothes and lay down Then she complained that she was cold. The husband gave her his quilt, but she kept saying, "How else can I help you?" "The husband asked frustratedly. "When I was a child, my mother always used her body to keep me warm. "Miss, there's nothing I can do about this." I can't jump off the train and go find your mother, can I? "I suddenly realized that a man who understands style is a good man, and a man who doesn't understand style is even better. 3. Spoon Mike walked into the restaurant and ordered a soup, and the waiter immediately brought it to him. As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike He shouted: "I'm sorry, I can't drink this soup. The waiter brought him another soup, but he still said, "I'm sorry, I can't drink this soup." "The waiter had no choice but to call the manager. The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, "Sir, this dish is our specialty and very popular with customers. Could it be that you..." "I mean, where is the spoon? "It is of course a good thing to correct mistakes after enlightenment. But we often correct the correct ones and leave the wrong ones. The result is that the mistakes are compounded. 4. In the dining room, an unusually humble person timidly touched Another customer, the man was wearing a coat. "Excuse me, are you Mr. Pierre?" "No, I'm not." "The man replied. "Ah," he breathed a sigh of relief, "Then I'm not mistaken, I am him, and you are wearing his coat. "I suddenly realized that it is not easy to be rational. People who are rational are often groveling; but people who are crooked are as angry as cattle. 5. Reply to a call from a Scotsman who went to London and wanted to visit an old man. Friend, but forgot his address, so he sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas's address? Quick report 1. On the same day, he received an urgent call back: "Yes." Epiphany When we finally found the most correct answer, we found that it was the most useless. 6. Story Three people went to New York for vacation. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel. One night, the elevator in the building broke down, and the attendant arranged for them to stay in the lobby overnight. After discussion, they decided to walk back to the room and agreed to take turns telling jokes, singing and telling stories to reduce the fatigue of climbing the stairs. The jokes were told and the songs were sung. After finally climbing to the 34th floor, everyone felt exhausted. "Okay, Peter, tell me a humorous story." Peter said, "It's not a long story, but it's very exciting: I forgot my room key in the hall." Epiphany We suffer, so we are humorous; we are humorous , so happy. 7. Selling books. A very famous author wants to visit the bookstore. The bookstore owner was so flattered that he quickly removed all the books and replaced them with the author's books. After the writer came to the bookstore, he was very happy and asked: "Does your store only sell my books?" "Of course not." The bookstore owner replied, "Other books are selling very well and they are all sold out." Epiphany "Flattery" It's a strange word: you seem to be flattering him, but also seeming to be insulting him. 8. Help In the lobby of the post office, an old lady walked up to a middle-aged man and said politely: "Sir, could you please help me write the address on the postcard?" "Of course." The middle-aged man pressed the old man's button. The request was done. 1 The old lady said again: "Write a short paragraph for me, please? Thank you!" "Okay." After the middle-aged man finished writing what the old lady said, he asked: "Is there anything else you can help me with?" ?” “Well, there’s one more little thing.” The old lady looked at the postcard and said, “Please add this sentence at the bottom: Sorry for the illegible writing.

"I suddenly realized that if you don't help, people will hate you for a week; if you don't help perfectly, you might as well... Political Quotes: Let those who oppose you understand you; Let those who understand you support you; Let those who support you Be loyal to you. Allow someone to dislike you, but don't let him hate you; if he wants to hate you, let him be afraid of you. 2. Future social direction is more important than hard work. Ability is more important than knowledge. Health is more important than performance. Level is more important than diploma. Making friends is more important than IQ. It is more important than marriage. Fortune is more important than happiness. Weekends are more important than weekdays. 3 Notes on being an official: 1. Be like a human being, not like an official. 2. Be a person according to your true nature, act according to your role, and position yourself according to your characteristics. 3. Be wary of officials who do not have special abilities. People who work, people who don’t make much money but can spend it, people who are not very familiar and can get close to each other 4 If everyone is offended, no one can be offended 5 Places with oil and water are often the slipperiest, so get up It’s hard to stand still 6 Sinking is an attitude, procrastination is also a working method 7 Don’t be afraid of the masses scolding you, just be afraid that the masses won’t look for you 8 You can offend busy people, but you can’t offend idle people 9 A small victory depends on wisdom, a big victory depends on virtue 10 People can’t Take money into the grave, but money can take people into the grave. Look at the popular joke among the people. Drinking is like drinking soup. This person works in industry and commerce! Drinking is like drinking water. My friend must be in the construction committee. There is no need to persuade him to drink. He must be working! Court! Take a drink and drink. This person must be a police officer! He can drink eight liang and not get drunk. This person is a national taxman. It’s the local tax! If you get drunk every day, you’ll probably be in the township! If you drink a pound at the beginning, you’ll definitely be a leader in the People’s Liberation Army! If you drink wine, you won’t be afraid of anything. If you drink all day long, you won’t complain! He's in the government! He doesn't stop drinking all night long. He's in the CPPCC! Drinking is about friendship. He's definitely a brother! If he doesn't drink seriously, he may be a doctor reading down the documents from the central government until noon. , After drinking and eating, practicing mahjong, the common people had opinions and knocked out their teeth and swallowed them. One day, an outstanding businessman, Jack, told his son: Jack: I have decided on a girl, and I want you to marry her. . Son: I will decide the bride myself. Jack: But the girl I am talking about is Bill Gates’ daughter! So, Jack walked up to Bill at a party. Gates... Jack: Let me help your daughter find a good husband. Bill: My daughter doesn’t want to get married yet! Jack: But the young man I’m talking about is the vice president of the World Bank! In that case... Then, Jack went to see the president of the World Bank. Jack: I want to introduce a young man to be the vice president of your bank. Jack: We already have many vice presidents. The young man I'm talking about is Bill Gates' son-in-law! President: Wow! In that case. . . Finally, Jack's son married Bill Gates' daughter and became the vice president of the World Bank. You know, this is how business is usually negotiated

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