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Are Haitang and Xiaoqiang together in marriage?
"What would you do if Da Yue came from the countryside and the trend of modeling the moon disappeared?"
This series of non-stop, tit-for-tat, mutual torture general answer to this moment is the last time, hearing these words, Xiao suddenly chuckled without warning.
He has an incomparable appearance. In the past, red clothes were like fire and silver guns were like snow. It used to be the secret love of many girls all their lives. Today, he is wearing a plastic moon dark black uniform, but like a black flame, he has an inexplicable and breathtaking sharp beauty.
The man smiled slowly and said in an almost arrogant tone, which was completely different from his usual gentleness, but strangely conflicted with his own temperament: "The emperor and nephew are all fierce in the world, and the wife is wise for a while. If the conditions are the same, it should be evenly matched. However, if the situation comes from the destruction of the moon, even with me and my wife, there is probably no hope of reviving the country. " At this point, he paused, and that arrogant smile deepened bit by bit, giving his peerless and beautiful face a subtle and dangerous charm. "Although my nephew has little hope of rebuilding the moon in his lifetime, it should not be difficult for me and my wife to build another country on this eastern land."
At some point, the candlelight between the two people jumped gently, and a candle flower burst weakly, and Xiao's stunning face vanished in an instant, giving him a quiet and mysterious charm, which made the opposite flower bamboo feel a slight chill for no reason.
Looking at each other for a long time, Zhu Hua finally smiled gently. Suddenly, the whole person leaned back like a relaxed person, limped for a while, and stretched out his hand and poked his soft bangs. "Ah, this answer really satisfies me."
After that, Zhu Hua stood up, clapped his hands, exchanged pleasantries and walked away.
Xiao chased out. When they walked through the temple, Aspidistra also had guests who were being sent back, and the three just met. Huazhu bent slightly to Aspidistra's heart, and then smiled and said, "Your Highness, my prince is a first-class good man. You must cherish him!"
After listening to this sentence, Aspidistra grabbed her hair and smiled and replied, "I knew this for a long time." Speaking of which, she threw herself into Xiao's arms and broke away from him with a smile.
Huazhu also smiled and left. Xiao dragged Aspidistra to send her to a warm sedan chair one by one, and because it was too much trouble to drag her, he simply picked her up and walked to the inner temple. Aspidistra's heart fell on his shoulder, giggling like a little female fox who stole the fishy smell.
Then, when Zhu Xiao walked up the cloister, the spider landed on his shoulder and blew gently. "Xiaohua is here to tell you about the fight against Shen Guo in the spring, right?"
"How do you know?" This is a big secret. He just learned. How did she know?
"Ah, I just found out. Just now, someone came from the mother emperor. Your nephew just made a suggestion to our country today, and unite to annex the country. " But at this time, flowers and bamboo just came, and I used my toes to think about what it was for.
Xiao hesitated one by one, but did not ask what he wanted to ask. Aspidistra adjusted her posture in his arms, fingered the black hair under his jade crown and said with a smile, "You don't have to worry too much about this. In fact, Da Yue doesn't need our country's hand to settle this sinking country. Inform our country this time, just to let us guard against ... "At this time, the two of them have reached the house, Aspidistra was carefully put on the sofa by him, and she just.
Hundreds of years ago, before Da Yue and Su Yue were established, Yang Rong was once the master of the world, and Shenguo was its vassal state at that time. Today, although Shenguo has also become one of the powerful countries, the rulers still call it a Lord rather than an emperor. They are still a country in Yang Rong in name, and they always pay symbolic tribute to something. For Yang Rong, who is obsessed with the so-called "glory of the Lord of the world", it is impossible to sit idly by and watch the country sink.
Last time, Shen took the initiative to provoke Da Yue, which decided the outcome almost immediately. Before Da Yue succeeded, Yang Rong's reaction was too fast. This time, if you want to make a decision before you act, all countries will not realize that trouble is inevitable, so the possibility of Yang Rong's intervention is very high.
Zhu Xiao understands this truth better than anyone. Now he is trying to figure out the meaning of the spider's egg-holding heart and raising his eyebrows. "Then what?"
"And then what? What else is there? then what If the fighting really starts, Yang Rong will have to borrow money from Su Yue to get Shen Guo. We are sworn enemies with Shen Guo, and with the decline of Shen Guo's national strength, it is tantamount to offending Yue, whose national strength is booming. Do you think it is possible to borrow it? "
Xiao wanted to think and shook his head.
Aspidistra smiled and she shook her finger. "Wrong, there is a great possibility of plastic moon borrowing, husband!"
The essence of this book has been serialized for you, thank you!
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