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Musk, please shut up.
There is also a man of God who can change the wind direction of the market by just saying a word, turn hostilities into friendship and cover his hands for the rain. Yes, I'm talking about Musk, once the richest man in the world.
Coin circle: musk on the top and musk on the bottom.
/kloc-In the early morning of May/7, a user who claimed to be a cryptocurrency analyst said on Twitter, "When they found out that Tesla sold the remaining bitcoin positions in the next quarter, bitcoin holders might slap themselves."
Under this tweet, Musk commented: "Indeed".
The "currency circle leader" is so obvious that a fool can understand that Tesla is ready to sell Bitcoin, and even has cleared its position, but it will not be announced to the world until Tesla releases its financial report next quarter.
Currency gamblers can't stand the pain of waiting and start the crazy selling mode. Bitcoin plunged directly 12%, and the rest of the virtual coins collapsed. Dog money becomes dog, shit money becomes shit.
Retail investors who have lost their blood are agitated and want to retaliate against Musk. Several code farmers developed a virtual currency called "Fxxx Elon Musk", which rose by 15 times in a few hours. Others launched a reward for the assassination of Musk on the dark net.
Musk felt that the situation was a bit serious and quickly went to Twitter to fight the fire. "In order to clarify some speculations, Tesla did not sell any bitcoin."
"The richest man is still optimistic, and the currency circle is still profitable." The leeks turned grief into joy, stopped selling, and even borrowed money to add positions. After the rain cleared, Bitcoin rose by $2,500 in the short term and rebounded above $45,000/piece.
Musk's remarks led to violent fluctuations in the cryptocurrency market, which caused many investors to explode their positions. As of the afternoon of May 18: 36 Beijing time, in the past 24 hours, there were 234,000 people in the cryptocurrency market, and the exposure amount was as high as 654.38+04 billion yuan.
Xiao Li, who just got his salary, voted 10000 and only paid 800. Aunt Gao, 52, who lives in a small county on the 18th line, came into contact with dogecoin last month. Now she has been "passively cleared" and her pension money is gone.
However, the coin circle never believes in tears. No matter how big the ups and downs are, new people bring money into the market every day. New people always think that they are cutting other people's sickles, but in fact they will all become harvested leeks.
Does Musk have schizophrenia?
Is Musk an ally or a spy? This is the hottest topic in the currency circle recently. Even the old dough sticks in the currency circle can't understand Musk and can't guess what's going on in his mind.
Musk's position is very strange. He sang a lot yesterday, but he is empty today, and he may sing more tomorrow.
On February 8 this year, Musk announced that Tesla had purchased 654.38+05 billion bitcoins.
Boy, a stone stirs up a thousand waves. How big is Tesla's operating energy? Bitcoin was about 38,500 yuan before the news broke, and it soared to 48,200 dollars a day later.
Suddenly taking Tesla's cash flow to buy bitcoin, Musk had to give investors an explanation.
Musk told investors: "The reason for buying these bitcoins is to' have more diversified flexibility and expand the return on existing cash'"
High-sounding, impeccable, the second half of the sentence is very important, except that I didn't directly say that I was going to the virtual currency market to cut leeks.
On March 24th, Tesla announced that it would accept bitcoin to pay for cars.
At the end of April, Tesla's first quarter earnings report was released. Sure enough, Tesla's expenditure listed more than one billion dollars in bitcoin expenditure, but magically, there are more than 100 million dollars on the income statement.
The net profit from selling coins exceeds 1 100 million dollars, which is more than the profit from making cars by Tesla. ...
Retail investors panicked: "Ah? Bitcoin is rising, how do you secretly cut our leeks? "
While making excuses, Musk said that this was just to test whether Bitcoin could be sold, and he didn't sell any of his coins, while continuing to advocate the future of Bitcoin.
Until May of 13, he suddenly turned his face and stopped buying a car with bitcoin. The reason is that bitcoin mining pollutes the environment and wastes energy, as if he just knew.
Bitcoin plunged more than 17% that day, 300,000 people broke positions, and 24 billion wealth evaporated overnight.
In fact, Musk's favorite virtual currency is not bitcoin, but dogecoin.
After a while, dogecoin is a civilian digital currency, who can own it without becoming a billionaire; After a while, some people say that dog money is more like future money; After a while, Tu P sent the dog money into space, and then announced with great fanfare that his ticket to the moon only supported the dog money.
Under the advocacy of Musk, this 20 13-year-old virtual currency, which started as a joke, is far more popular than Bitcoin, and has soared by 120 times in more than three months.
The unparalleled wealth effect has attracted the attention of retail investors all over the world. They sold their property and invested all in dogecoin, hoping to get rich overnight.
At this moment, Musk suddenly admitted on TV that "dogecoin is a liar".
When the bulls became short, dogecoin fell by 40%, and the new leeks chasing high admission were uprooted.
Musk is so capricious that the retail investors in the currency circle are ruined. No wonder someone launched an assassination attempt against Musk in the dark net.
The true face of capitalist musk
Marx told us that when capitalists came into this world, blood and dirty things dripped from head to toe in every pore. Remember that some time ago Tesla didn't respect China consumers and China people boycotted it?
Musk's coin speculation is definitely not a good deed, but a "terrorist experiment to manipulate human nature and human group behavior."
First, Musk has a soft spot for Doecoin, because the developer of Doecoin has given him great benefits.
Just three days ago, Ross Nicole, the developer of dogecoin, revealed a shocking secret: since 20 19, they have been cooperating with Musk and using his position and reputation for publicity.
As we all know, as soon as a counterfeit coin comes out, a large number of coins will be given for promotion, and the initial circulation of dogecoin is as high as 654.38+000 billion, so it is only a matter of changing the number.
Dogecoin's holdings are very concentrated, with the top 20 addresses holding 50% of dog coins. After tracing, it was found that one of the 40 billion addresses was suspected to be controlled by Musk, and its account name included Musk's birthday. This inference was also confirmed by the comparison between Musk's tweet about dogecoin and the transaction of the address.
Second, Musk is extremely short of money, and the currency circle is the best cash channel.
Whether it is Tesla, rocket launch or the implementation of the star chain project, it needs considerable financial support. In the past, financing on Wall Street was humiliated by proper means, which led Tesla to go bankrupt several times. Musk has had enough.
But in the currency circle, it is like a duck to water. In a flash, millions of global supporters will lift the sedan chair. Hide them quietly and wait for the wealth in your account to reach the amount you need.
The cost of rocket launch is estimated at $654.38 billion. According to dogecoin's current price of $0.50, it is enough to sell 2 billion rockets. Is there a better financing method than this?
Of course, when Musk doesn't need money, it's best for the currency price to be a bear market, otherwise the money will be easily swept away by speculators, and it will be even harder to cut it.
Therefore, it is more valuable to see when the price of coins rises and when Musk's company is short of money than to stare at what he says.
Of course, for the retail investors in the currency circle, the biggest wish is to let Musk shut up forever. ...
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