Two people are telling funny jokes.

Life is full of fun. If you live, you have to find your own funny jokes. You can use them among friends, family or partners, and you can also ease the atmosphere. Next, I carefully prepared a "funny joke about two people talking" for you. Welcome to watch!

Two people chat funny jokes (hot articles) 1. Teacher:? Where is wool mainly produced in China? Student:? On sheep. ?

2. The husband asked his wife who was addicted to TV series:? What's the new story? The wife replied:? The heroine miscarried, the hero's business went bankrupt, his son was accused of taking drugs and went to prison, his father-in-law's house was set on fire, his sister couldn't go to primary school because she was pregnant, and his brother was arrested for stealing the tires of a police car. Oh, my God, what TV series is this? A wonderful life. ?

3. Love poem written by mathematician Lagrange, next to Fourier, I stare at your face like a concave function. Divide sadness and integrate hope. I want to pursue Riemann's original dream with you. Feelings have diverged and converged. Without your restrictions, Cauchy is crazy, my heart becomes an independent variable, and the function fluctuates because of you. Low-order finite order, consistency and inconsistency are the piano echoes of I miss you.

My name is Wang Li. When I was a child, I didn't like my friends calling my name. On the one hand, I feel that my name is not pleasant to listen to, on the other hand, I feel that it looks unfamiliar. So people usually call me by my nickname: Lily. Once, my friend came to play with me and shouted:? Wang Li! ? I quit. I immediately prompted her: no, you want to call me a nickname? After a few seconds of silence, she carefully opened her mouth and whispered, Xiao Ming.

5. First, if you see a classmate in Dalian losing his hair halfway, it must be that his mobile phone was blown away by the wind; Second,

Taobao in 2004 was like a pair of lovers. You are good to her, and she is good to you and loves each other. In 2007, Taobao began to change and became a married woman. It is troublesome to say that you are not good everywhere. Then 20 10 Taobao is an unfaithful woman. She didn't tell you anything. She did whatever she wanted and took your money. (@ Voice of a 7-year Taobao seller)

7. The geography teacher asked me, "What are the four oceans of the earth?" I replied: "Pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat!" "

8. The diabetic mother has a very beautiful daughter, and many people are chasing her. One day, the mother taught her daughter not to be fooled by the sweet words of men. ? The daughter asked:? Why? Mom said:? If you listen to too many sweet words, you will get diabetes. ?

9. Go out of school with the boy you secretly love after school. He asked me: Do you have a tissue? Yes! ? Take it out of the bag and give it to him. As a result, he waved his hand and said, I don't want it. Wipe your nose. ?

10. In the history class, the teacher asked Xiaoming: Do you know what Li Shizhen's works are? Xiao Ming replied: I don't know his works, but I know what his last words were. The teacher was curious and asked him what he said. Xiao Ming: Wow, this grass is poisonous. .....

Two people tell funny jokes (classic) 1. Being in a daze, doing well is called profound. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep. ....

When you walk into a room, you suddenly forget what you want to do in it? That's God playing the Sims. Did you just cancel your operation?

One day I was washing clothes in the water room, and a MM came in and I said to her. Marry me. ? At that time, she was shocked and speechless. I said, What are you doing? Give me the hanger. "

4. Jane Doe has always dreamed of becoming a peerless beauty. One day, she finally crossed and found herself on an old woman. She looked at herself eagerly in the mirror. It was a beautiful spring mountain, and autumn water cut her eyes, laughing like a hundred flowers and moving like the wind shaking the willows. Just as I was itching, I suddenly saw a big man sticking his head out of the stairs and frowning and shouting, Sister-in-law, come down. There is a saying in Song Wu. ?

Today, a female friend said that she was lovelorn, so she comforted her? Toads with three legs are hard to find, and men with two legs are everywhere? This woman doesn't think about it? I want a man with three legs? All right. . .

There are two boys talking on the playground. A asks B:? Do girls pay more attention to connotation or appearance? Second answer:? Appearance, of course! ? A said:? Isn't that superficial? Beauty is only temporary! ? Second answer:? But ugliness is eternal! ?

7. In Chinese class, the teacher said: In fact, weasels don't eat chickens, which is the result of scientists' experiments. Once put a chicken and a weasel together, guess what will happen the next day? The classmate replied:? The chicken is pregnant! ?

8. Auntie in male dormitory treats boys as sons, while Auntie in female dormitory treats girls as daughters-in-law.

9. One day, the class teacher asked the freshmen: Which one of you has studied mathematics? ? Xiao Ming raised his hand high. Then, the teacher asked him: what is after three? Xiao Ming replied:? It's four o'clock. ? The teacher then asked:? What is after nine o'clock? Xiao Ming said:? It's ten o'clock. ? The teacher praised it and finally asked Xiao Ming: What's after ten? Xiao Ming said:? Is it J?

10. The anti-freezing problem of people in the north and south can be summarized as follows: southerners have high anti-freezing character and northerners have high anti-freezing equipment.

Funny jokes of two people talking (selected articles) 1. Once a semester's lying contest kicked off again. In this nearly one-month contest, the audience will appreciate many excellent works such as I haven't read a book, I know nothing, I sleep in the study room, I failed the exam again, and I just want to pass the exam. The results of the competition will be announced after the final exam.

2. I am an orthopedic surgeon, and I often have operations. One day, I had an operation to fracture my tibia and fibula. The patient is a middle-aged man in his forties. I have no idea what happened that day. Several electric drills were changed during the operation, and they were all broken, so they could not work well. At this time, the patient who had been lying there quietly suddenly spoke feebly: let me see, I repair the electric drill?

3. The upper eyelid said to the lower eyelid: Why are you ignoring me again? Lower eyelid said: because the master has to study, we can't be together yet? The upper eyelid said: How happy is that? The lower eyelid said: no, the master will not fail the exam. What is our love? The master was moved? Say: Are you together? So the two embraced, and there was another sleeping child in the study room?

4. A sister goes home by train, which is very crowded. She is still hungry. Seeing this crowded aisle, she was inspired, so she shouted as she walked. Be careful not to burn the boiling water. Well, it's so clear. A few minutes later, the sisters turned back and shouted, this time there is really boiled water! There is really boiled water! (@ Global Life)

5. Song Dandan refused to attend the Spring Festival Gala, saying? Unless you are detained? Director: Ke De Ke Yi. . . However, the general director did not disclose the specific form and content of Aoi sora's performance. . .

6. The stupidest thing I have ever seen is that a cerebral palsy just told me, "My head will change color!" And then say "change!" , it will be offline.

7. Men secretly love women, men are timid, and they are brave when drinking. Confession, female shock, promise in surprise, male ecstasy. Dai Ri's man was drunk, and he didn't remember yesterday at all, and he continued to secretly love his daughter.

8. The primary killer of English teachers is: fixed collocation, the advanced killer is: analyzing the context, and the ultimate killer is: you think too much.

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. It's that I'm standing next to you and you're playing with your fucking cell phone.