How can you make a joke without making the other person angry?

You have to arouse the other person's excited emotions, and then you have to be by your side during that emotional process, so that she can feel that you have made her heart beat.

What is a suitable joke? To tease emotions without causing rifts, especially trust rifts, the core thing to note is not to let the other party think that your jokes are "truthful words told in a joke." Let me start with a few key points to avoid lightning:

Don't humiliate the other person's appearance and call the other person ugly. As long as the other person feels that this is "the truth spoken as a joke", you will never be able to explain it. Oh my God, the consequences are terrible just thinking about it.

For girls, never say that a man is "not good". These two hands are absolute killers. Once spoken, even the gods cannot save them. Second, don’t be too pretentious and say that someone is chasing you, wants to have several girlfriends at the same time, is still in contact with your ex-girlfriend, etc. As long as the other person thinks that this is "a truth told as a joke", you will be labeled as suspicious. Label.

Third, don’t make up diseases, saying that you have domestic violence tendencies, hidden genetic diseases, etc. As long as the other party feels that this is "the truth told in a joke", the other party will definitely be worried. What's a proper joke? A full score of 100 points for life experience, if it is usually 70 points, you tell her a "pain point" that reduces 70 points to 60 to 65 points, and then satisfy her with a "pleasure point" that can actually improve it to 80 points. This will Just the right joke.

For example, you lied about not cooking and didn’t eat, and then a big meal was delivered; for example, you lied about grabbing food but didn’t get it, but in fact the refrigerator was full.