A Chinese Odyssey Adapted Funny Lines

Lead: Do you want it? If you want it, just say it. How do I know if you don't tell me? The following is a funny line adapted from a Chinese Odyssey that I shared with you. Welcome to learn from them!

1. Once there was a sincere love in front of me, which I didn't cherish. When I lost it, I regretted it The most painful thing in the world is this. Cut your sword on my throat! Don't hesitate any longer! If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is ... ten thousand years ... Tang Priest: Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?

2. hey hey hey! Don't be angry, everyone. Anger will offend you! Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around. Why did you ... you threw the stick away before I finished! Moonlight box is a treasure, it is wrong for you to throw it away to pollute flowers and plants!

3. Do you want it? Wukong, if you want it, just say so. How can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ……

4. Did everyone see it? This guy talks about his mother-in-law all day. It seems that there is a fly. Hum … Sorry, it's not one. It's a bunch of flies around you. Hum … Hum … Fly to your ear. Help!

5. Put people under the knife! The result was suicide. Why did you kill yourself?

6. I will kill you first!

Heroes! Leave me alone!

Xia Zi: My lover is a world hero. One day, he will step on the seven-color cloud to marry me. Guess the front, but can't guess the ending ... (head tilted) ....

Wukong: I want your life!

8. It's been a long night, and I don't want to sleep. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep. It turns out Jingjing can't sleep either!

As far as wisdom and martial arts are concerned, I have always been a little higher than him, but now there is a Xia Zixian, and I am afraid he is a little higher than me.

10. Sanbapo! You chased me for three days and nights, and I won't kill you because you are a woman. Don't think I'm afraid of you!

1 1. Wukong, you are so naughty! I told you not to throw things around. It's wrong to throw things around. Hey, why did you throw away the stick before I finished? Moonlight box is a treasure, throwing it around will pollute the environment. What should I do if I hit a child? Even if you can't hit children, it's not good to hit flowers and plants!

12. Do you want it? Don't you just want to be clear? I'll give it to you if you want it. Of course I won't give it to you if you want it! No way. You want me to give it to you, and you want me to give it to you. Be reasonable! Now, on the count of three, you must make it clear whether you want to. ...

13. Wukong wants to eat me. This is just an idea. It hasn't been realized yet. You have no proof. What crime did he commit? Why don't you wait for him to eat me and you can prove it, so it's not too late to convict him!

14. Alas, the size of that diamond ring is too bad. The front is heavy and the back is light, and the left is wide and the right is narrow. He is very uncomfortable after wearing it, and he can't sleep all night, which will bring trouble to me! Although he is a monkey, you can't do this to him. The government will accuse me of animal cruelty! Speaking of diamond rings, I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year. He is exquisite in workmanship and reasonable in price. He is innocent. How about I introduce you to order another one?

15. Voice-over: At that time, the sword was only 0.0 1 cm away from my throat, but after a quarter of fragrance, the hostess of the sword fell in love with me completely because I decided to tell a lie. Although I have lied countless times in my life, I think this time is the most perfect …

16. Tang Priest: Go-go-!

Supreme treasure: Fuck you! Is that all you got to say (Punching down the Tang Priest) I have already told you that I can't do it, and you have to go up-up-! Open-open-! I can't stand ignoring me completely, and I'll stab you to death again!

17. Tang Priest: Wukong, you can stab me to death, but there is no sorrow and joy in life and no pain in death. When you know how to sacrifice your life for justice, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me! Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha ...

18. Bodhi: I don't want to spy on you, I just want to study some subtle feelings between people.

Bodhi: One day, you find yourself in love with someone you hate. This relationship is the most deadly!

19. Supreme Treasure: But how can I fall in love with someone I hate? Would you please give me a reason? Please.

Bodhi: Do you need a reason to love someone?

Supreme treasure: don't you need it?

Bodhi: Do you need it?

Supreme treasure: don't you need it?

Bodhi: Do you need it?

Supreme treasure: don't you need it?

20. Tang Priest: How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? To say a word, I just want to make one more friend before I die.

Tang Priest: So being a demon is like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale. (Little demon armor begins to vomit. )

Tang Priest: Hey, he got it. Did you get it?

Tang Priest: People and goblins are born of mothers. Different people are fucking people, and demons are fucking demons. ...

Tang Priest: What's your mother's name?

Tang Priest: Look out! It thundered! It's raining to collect clothes! (The kids all fainted. )