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Sentences to describe a woman who is very attractive

1. If you don’t like me, you can commit suicide or pretend to be blind.

2. Don’t expect to meet the right person, but hope to meet all the right people.

3. The world laughs at me for being too crazy, but I laugh at me and the world can’t see through it.

4. Bragging will destroy yourself. It's so embarrassing to pull people's balls.

5. Don’t show off to your sister how many women you have around you. Your sister wants N times more men than you do.

6. My lazy gentleness is an elegance you will never understand.

7. I prayed to God for a perfect life, but who knew that He gave me a perfect figure.

8. I cannot satisfy everyone, because not all people are human beings.

9. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

10. I have many superpowers, not just being super cute.

11. What you dare not say is what you want to say the most.

12. Even if you are the queen and I am the concubine, the emperor is still mine.

13. You can say sorry, but I won’t say it doesn’t matter!

14. The middle parting depends on the nose, the bangs are neat to look at the face shape, the slanted bangs look at the temperament, and the no bangs look at the facial features. I am suitable for masking.

15. Don’t envy my collarbone. If you want to eat it, buy it yourself.

16. She used to be a beauty, but then her Casio broke.

17. Without anyone to protect me, I became a weak girl, and I could only teach myself to become a tomboy.

18. People who are too fussy are not suitable for love, but suitable for shopping for groceries.

19. The most romantic thing I can think of is to stay at home and watch TV.

20. If the sky is affectionate, the sky will also grow old. If you touch my male god, you will be knocked down.

21. I want to be fat and become a bright moon, illuminating you skinny people.

22. Liking you is my own business and has nothing to do with you. You don’t have to care.

23. In fact, I am just waiting until I am fat enough. I am just trying to lose weight to impress others.

24. I am a good girl at home, but a domineering girl when I go out.

25. Every day in the future, I have thought about it, and I must pull you to accompany me through it all.

26. In addition to pampering, you should pamper someone like me, right?

27. A female hooligan in thought, a good girl in life.

28. Don’t call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.

29. I haven’t been a fairy daughter for a long time.

30. It’s one thing to tease me, but it’s another thing to be able to tease me.

31. Love is eating many, many meals together.

32. It doesn’t matter if you are ugly, what matters is other people’s eyes.

33. Why don’t girls take the initiative? Have you ever seen a socket looking for a plug?

34. It’s actually very simple to like many people, just look like me.

35. I would like to become thin and become a light, illuminating all fat people.

36. When I can’t find the long and short sides of the quilt, I feel like I’m making Indian pancakes.

37. Please be careful if you tell me about your height in the future. It is said that you can grow taller by kissing. Please don’t force me to do whatever it takes.

38. Have a good trip, my lost dog.

39. I really want to count the stars with you, but unfortunately your IQ is too low and you can only count the moon.

40. Others go to see the meteor shower together, so why not let’s go see the thundershower together!