Look at a joke that I laughed once.

Watching a joke is usually a funny moment in daily life. For example, when I was a child, I especially envied people wearing watches and couldn't afford them. I put a nickel through two holes and tied it on my wrist. Someone even asked what time it was. I stared at my wrist, so I thought deeply and looked up to answer: the difference is less than five points.

1. When I was a child, I especially envied other people's watches. I can't afford them. I put a nickel through two holes and tied it on my wrist. Someone even asked what time it was. I stared at my wrist, so I thought deeply and looked up to answer: the difference is less than five points.

My roommate took a bag of crispy rice and ate it with relish on the sofa. I looked at it eagerly, but I was embarrassed to say that I wanted to eat it, so I said, "Let me try it." Then a classic scene appeared. Roommate took a piece and put it in his mouth. He said quietly, "Listen."

Confess to a girl and she asked me, "Are you willing to give up everything for me?" I said, "Of course." Then, she said, "Then give up chasing me!"

At the dinner table, an elder urged my cousin to find a boyfriend. My cousin said, "In this world, I am only interested in one man." We all held our breath and waited for her to say it. It is best to be the name of your first lover or college classmate. As a result, she said, "That's the God of Wealth!"

The Monkey King is so thin, probably because he burned calories in the blast furnace of Taishang Laojun!

My boyfriend and I took his father to the airport. On the way back, I said, "Your father boarded the plane." He replied, "Then I am the Crown Prince!"

7. Biscuit is uncomfortable to see a Chinese doctor, and the doctor frowned. Cookie was worried: "Doctor, how is my pulse?" The doctor said, "To tell the truth, it's ugly."

8. One day, Nu Wa smiled while squeezing a clay figurine. Pangu asked, "What are you laughing at?" Nu Wa said, "Being a man, the most important thing is to be happy."

9. Go to the parent-teacher conference. There are several excellent assignments posted on the praise list in the aisle. One student made such a sentence-as soon as mom picked up the feather duster, dad ran away. I smiled at that time and turned to the cover of the exercise book to see which child it was. I saw my son's name.

10, I just got a haircut. After the barber tied a scarf on me, he gave me a look and said, "Beauty, your eyes are so big!" " I said, "handsome boy, if my eyes are not big, I can still spit it out if you tighten your tongue."