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The classic dialogue between 007 and the Demon Star in "Thunderbolt Mitt"
My mouth is smiling because... I am happy for you. My eyes are crying because... you no longer need me, nor my strange-smelling tea eggs, nor my presence by your side. I'm so worried about you..
——Tian Moxing
"The next man will be better" No, no. Eat another one. "I only care about what I have had. I don't care about eternity." What, you’re so blind! I’m getting angry. “Men shouldn’t make women cry.” I’m already in tears. What’s the use of saying this now!
——Little Star
"Li Xiaoxing, I don't hate you. What I hate is myself. Every time I see you, it's like seeing a mirror. I always see the things I hate most and the reality I least want to face. I I will never be the detective and righteous hero you think of me in this life, because I have a strange disease called Meniere's disease. I'm sorry to disappoint you as well as my father!"
——007
If you cry again, be careful if I kiss you again...
——James 007
You are my chocolate~
——007
I know you are afraid that I will hate you, but it doesn’t matter, I will end this game and let you be a devil and return to my stupid and lovely girl. Friends, then I will stipulate that my girlfriend is not allowed to cry alone in the future. If you want to cry, I will cry with you...
——James De007
You can also stipulate that your boyfriend is not allowed to hate you,
< p>Don't you know you got a super smart boyfriend, so no matter where you are I will find you.——007
Telepathy (these four words are awesome!)
——Tianmoxing
Hoo, just now Why do you say one hundred meters? When you watch 007 from now on, you have to use a telescope!
——Li Xiaoxing
I think it should be in line with the video game theme, a Tomb Cavalry, or a life and death fighting style
——Little Star< /p>
747, if you want to quarrel, I will do it myself. Let me tell you, I may not be your girlfriend. In order to give you a loving punishment, I decided not to talk to you for the time being until I can't stand it anymore.
——Li Xiaoxing
Let me tell you that this ghost ranking is not accurate. Only a woman with wisdom and taste like Teacher Cherry can feel my unique Handsome
——747
Your jokes are so cold that they make me hungry
——187
Then I should be the one who dies, because it’s normal for a love rival to want me dead. If I want to kill my love rival, I won’t be able to kill him for a year
——187
< p>Tianmoxing, I asked you to go to the scene to collect evidence, not to help 007 take personal photos (I really took a lot of handsome pictures of 007...)——Miss cherry
My crow’s feet can kill flies. Should I get hyaluronic acid or Botox?
——Principal
I found that 007 from this angle is extremely handsome.
——Tian Moxing
007~~~~~~~~~~~
——Li Xiaoxing
Are you still Do you want me to see Tianmoxing get hurt again? !
——007
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