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I am going to buy some oranges. What stalks are there?

I am going to buy some oranges.

The original intention is to show the father's love for his son and the warm words of his father's love like a mountain. Later, it was gradually used on the internet to imply "I am your father" and to take advantage of others.

I am going to buy some oranges.

It originated from Zhu Ziqing's essay "The Back". Zhu Ziqing's father said to Zhu Ziqing, "I'm going to buy some oranges. You stay here, don't go. I said, "Dad, you go. He looked out of the car and said, "I'll buy some oranges." You stay here and don't walk around. "

The usage scene of this stalk:

1, which can be used to joke with friends in real scenes:

For example, if I go to buy some oranges, just wait for me here. Don't walk around.

For example, I will buy some oranges in case you want to eat them on the way. Wait for me.

2, in the network scene can be used to attract netizens to communicate with each other:

For example, if I go to buy some oranges, my sons will stay here and don't run around.

For example, if you stand in the position of champion, I will buy you some oranges.