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Who are unmarried and unmarried celebrities in history?

1: Plato (427-347 BC)

Ancient Greek sages,

The originator of "spiritual love" believes that love between men and women is the highest emotional form in the world. He was also the earliest producer of * * *.

Socialists once said that the ideal society should be: * * property, * * * wife,

* * * son. 8 1 year-old, died suddenly while laughing at a wedding banquet.

2. Da Vinci (1452- 15 19) was an Italian genius.

Well,

You can only introduce him like this: genius! A once-in-a-century man with the same surname as the handsome DiCaprio (Leonardo)

Genius. He is an artist, mathematician, physicist, doctor, engineer and architect ... he once designed.

He counted helicopters, airplanes, hot air balloons, siege vehicles, urban defense systems and drainage systems, and he also studied the human body.

Anatomy, proportion, perspective ... At the age of 24, he was accused of having an affair with a man, but he denied it. He died on 15 19.

France. But his gay identity has basically been recognized by future generations.

3. Elizabeth I: Queen of England

When I was very young,

I always thought that Elizabeth II was Elizabeth I's daughter. This joke is really big, hehe. but

At least a little similar. They have been in power for a long time.

Elizabeth I was not so lucky when she was a teenager. When she was three years old, her mother was granted death by her father, and her chances of inheriting the throne were high.

There is little hope, unless all the brothers and sisters in front are dead. That's the way it is, Brother Edward.

/kloc-ascended the throne at the age of 0/0 and died at the age of 0/6. Then his sister Mary succeeded to the throne and died of depression soon, so she was beautiful and enlightened at the age of 25.

Elizabeth reached the top of England. Unfortunately, in order to consolidate the throne, she was in the west of the powerful country at that time.

Between Spain and France, they gave up their marriage and finally died as an old maid in exchange for the rise of the British Empire.

4. Newton (1642- 1727), a great British scientist.

Some people say,

Because of Newton, all the bachelors in the world will no longer be lonely. Believe it! Like Clinton, they are all

Father's posthumous child (nonsense, is there a mother's posthumous child, hehe), his birth, it is no exaggeration to say, has changed.

The whole world.

In any case, don't talk about God breaking his apple, his cooked watch, and the beautiful talk of opening a hole for every big cat.

History always spreads more and more, but the fact that it will never change is that he is the founder of modern mechanics and the hair of gravity.

Now, I have analyzed the composition of white light and discovered calculus synchronously with Leibniz. ......

Newton's life, there is almost no record of being close to women. He lived a great life by himself and searched for religion in his later years.

Comfort (it should be emphasized that science and religion can coexist), he was buried in the famous Westminster in March 1727.

Temple cathedral.

Voltaire (1694- 1778) is a modern French thinker.

Before Louis XVI went to the guillotine,

After reading Voltaire and Rousseau, he said: These two men destroyed France. Indeed, the18th century is the century of the French.

It is the earliest revolutionary experimental field in the world, and Voltaire and others are the spiritual leaders of this revolution.

He has 99 volumes of magnificent masterpieces, and lived with Emily, the lover of a married woman, for 20 years until the latter died without children.

1778, Voltaire died at the age of 84, and the church refused to bury him in Paris. 179 1 year, the French revolution broke out and his body was buried.

Moved and buried in the Pantheon in Paris, and made up a state funeral. The tomb is next to Rousseau, and his heart is put in a box and stored in Pakistan.

Lebanese national library.

6. Beethoven (1770- 1829) German musician

Yeah,

You see, Beethoven's hair, his veritable anger and his surly eyes are all cold and frightening. That's the angry one

He wrote a magnificent symphony of heroes and a symphony of destiny, or the angry man wrote a gentle one.

Moonlight, for Alice.

Beethoven's life was full of pain, his love was not smooth, and he was deaf in his prime. He has loved countless women, but they all like them better.

Marry someone else because he is ugly? Or humble origin? We don't know, all we know is that he is more angry.

Anger, and then wrote more beautiful music, fortunately or unfortunately? Who knows?

7. Jane Austen (1775- 18 17) is an English writer.

Austin lived in old England,

I finally became an old maid. "Mrs. Bennet is worried all day about how to marry her five daughters smoothly.

Go ",this is the beginning of Jane's most famous novel Pride and Prejudice. Austin's mother must have had a relationship with Bernard.

The wife's troubles are the same. Different from the novel, Austin's mother didn't see the day when her daughter got married.

Austin is smart and beautiful, and it is said that he was infatuated for a time. Young lovelorn is the reason why she has never been married. Some people say that she can.

It can be a lesbian, and the very close relationship with her sister is suspicious (her sister Cassandra burned Jane for her before she died)

Most letters), but these are no longer exams. Only Elizabeth can take the exam. Darcy and Austin are found in the novel.

But she didn't find the person who belongs to her. She died young at the age of 42.

8. Nobel (1833- 1895) Swedish scientist

Nobel's greatest achievement in his life was not the invention of explosives,

But awarding such an award, regardless of nationality or gender, only depends on the size of your contribution, which makes all the great subjects in future generations.

Scientists (writers and pacifists) are shrouded in his aura, and Nobel won his body with only one will.

Before and after the Millennium fame. This is the best thing money can buy, I think so.

Nobel has never been in love, but unfortunately all the lovely people who are loved have married others. As for the last number, there is no setting.

Scholarship award, because his rival in love is a mathematician, in fact, most of them are fabricated by good people. I can only say one: Nobel.

Not so stingy.

9. Jin (1895- 1984) China philosopher, logician and infatuated person.

If China is the first talented woman in modern times,

Lin is the only one, and three incomparable excellent men have suffered for her all her life: one broke her leg (Liang Sicheng is one of Bomei people).

Laughing, getting off the bus in a hurry), the other flew down to find a beautiful woman first, because the plane was too slow (Xu Zhimo),

This last one is our Mr. Jin, who will never marry for her (think of Lin's second wife after her death), and

Living next door to a rival in love, being friends for life, and having a relationship, people on three continents were shocked.

"Poetry falls like a waterfall, and the world will last forever in April", which is one of Mr. Jin's elegies many years after Lin's death.

One day, he suddenly greeted a friend for dinner. During the dinner, he said: Today is Yin Hui's birthday, so it's natural to get a seat.

In his later years, a reporter once told the old man about this "absolute privacy". He thought for a long time, and then said a little sadly, "I have everything."

If you say anything, you should tell her. I can't say it myself-I didn't have a chance to tell her, so I don't want to say it, and I don't want to say it.

There is such a thing!

10: Vincent Van Gogh (1853- 1890) is a Dutch painter.

No matter how high the price of Van Gogh's paintings can be,

All this has nothing to do with him. His short 37-year life is full of humiliation and bitterness, numerous dismissals and disappointments.

Solution, countless rejections and disputes, let him fall into the madness of obsession, until the night of July 1890, he raised his hand.

The gun was aimed at his temple. ......

1888, Gauguin, one of his few friends, visited, and soon they had an argument. In a rage, Van Gogh cut his own retreat.

Gauguin's ear was scared away, and he was sent to a mental hospital. There was chaos around him and no one could solve it.

Angry ... six months later, Rao Fangao, who had been taking care of his brother, died soon because of excessive grief and mental disorder. male

Buried next to my brother's grave.